Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a True Brands Magnetic Gun Mount

courtesy imfdb.org

Right now I’m feeling a little shaken not stirred.

Last week’s champ was pieslapper. This week’s most imaginative caption writer will get a True Brands magnetic gun mount to stow that pistol just about anywhere. Just enter your best work in the comments before Sunday at midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

    Should have stayed in Russia Mr. Bond, this is London now.

    1. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

      Haha, you brought a legal antique to a criminal gun fight.

    2. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

      “Welcome to Londonistan bruv, I iz needing to get da bus, spare a few bob!”

    3. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

      Mr, Bond, I am Dr. Nigel Smith from the Greater London STD Clinic. We’ve been expecting you for 30 years, you are finally coming with us.

      1. avatar Ing says:

        He introduces himself as “Bond. James Bond.” But we here at the Greater London STD clinic refer to him as “The Giver.” And we have sworn a solemn oath that he shall give no more.

    4. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

      Guess Who… se daughter is pregnant?

  2. avatar Anonymoose says:

    Can I get some of that scotch to steady my hand?

  3. avatar No one of consequence says:

    What I wouldn’t give for one of those sarcastic “back at the shooter” barreled guns right now…

  4. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    “I’m about to find out if it takes Glock magazines.”

  5. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    When budget cuts go to far. Bond had to turn in his Walther and this was his replacement.

  6. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    And bend the bullet…

  7. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    How to break 3 out of 4 g un safety rules at once.

  8. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Mr Bond, now I expect to die now. None of this fancy escapes from bad planning.

  9. avatar WV Joe says:

    “Budget cuts! I’m a OO Agent and I have to qualify on a public range. . . “

  10. avatar Texican says:

    No pressure! Just the fate of the free world rests on this shot!
    And Olympic shooters think they have pressure! Harumph!

  11. avatar former water walker says:

    SHOOT him! He’s a sissy in real life!

  12. avatar JasonM says:

    Bond stood at the alter next to Moneypenny, unable to decide which option was preferable.

  13. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “dis don’ mek me hoppy, mon. i jus put de mop ‘n’ ting away…”

  14. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “directly into your temple. and don’t call me shirley…”

  15. avatar Bob says:

    “Look, I said I was going to retire from Bond, but let’s not get too pushy, ok?”

  16. avatar Justin Case says:

    “I know what you’re thinking. Did you fire one shot or did you fire none? Well, since your weapon is a one-shot dueling pistol you’ll have to ask yourself one question – do you feel lucky Mr. Bond? Well, do you?”

  17. avatar Mr. savage says:

    (black gent in the rear) crazy ass crackers with guns, I’m tha fuck out!!

  18. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    “I hope Q Branch is right about these new flintGlocks”

  19. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    james went to great lengths to cure his cross eyed dominance.

  20. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Well yes, Mr. Bond, it actually does take glock mags.”

  21. avatar tmm says:

    The M.C. Escher gun….


  22. avatar Uncle Boris says:

    I know I only have this old cap & ball pistol, but I’ve got Glock on my mind!

  23. avatar Adam says:

    Bond Gets Glock Blocked

  24. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “your horse carriage has me blocked.”

  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No, Mr. Bond, Ms. Galore had a previous engagement. I only told you Pussy was here to get you into my trap.”

  26. avatar Defens says:

    I found this old piece whilst digging around in the barn at Skyfall. It’s been loaded since 1823. If I drop the hammer, it will quite likely explode and kill us both. Now why don’t you be a good lad and hand that pistol over to me?

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Sorry, Mr. Bond, your cunning linguistics won’t get you out of this one.”

  28. avatar DaytonaBill says:

    James, stand a bit to the left. You’re blocking my shot again.

  29. avatar Mr Lizard says:

    Careful or you’ll blow my eyebrow off

  30. avatar Dan m says:

    Lose the chrome plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock…

  31. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Don’t bring a cap 🧢 and ball ⚾ to a gun fight Mr. Bond.
    Due to restrictive UK gun laws, special agents will now only be allowed antiques.

  32. avatar AaronW says:

    Not to worry, Mr. Bond has watched plenty of disarming vids on Youtube.

  33. avatar TroutsBane says:

    At that moment a racist white cop arrived on scene and saved (almost) everyone.

  34. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Just a second. I’m still calculating the odds…

  35. avatar Jkl123 says:

    “It had to be a Glock. Just had to be. Right now I’m hating that world class Glock reliability. Even your average arch-villian can shoot those with success.” Crap…

  36. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    And it was at that point that the range officer closed his eyes, let his arms fall to his sides, and let out a sigh of exasperation.

  37. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Ok Dad, you got me again.

  38. avatar Jkl123 says:

    If a flintlock is your primary, what’s your backup? A slingshot?

  39. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Right now I’m feeling a little shaken not stirred.

  40. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Don’t go off half cocked, Mr. Bond”

  41. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Mr. Bond, your life is but a flash in the pan”

  42. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “Pierce Morgan was right, I should blame the NRA”

  43. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Marge! I tackled a loafer at work today!”

  44. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Oooh, is that the Gen2 I feel?”

  45. avatar Bloving says:

    “Hit the target, Mr. Craig, and you win a stuffed pink unicorn!”
    “Miss… and the judge behind you gives a different sort of prize… no pressure.”

  46. avatar Reggie Browning says:

    “Joke’s on you. If I needed my brain, I would have brought a better gun.”

  47. avatar Jkl123 says:

    This was just two of the eighteen forming the circle. All waiting for the timer to go off.

  48. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Go ahead and shoot. I don’t need any brains… I’m an actor! “

  49. avatar Pat Carver says:

    Let me explain a concept called lock time Mr Bond.

  50. avatar Vernowhereman says:

    The reality of California compliant for self defense.

  51. avatar Z Kahr says:

    For the last time. KEEP. YOUR. BUGGER. HOOK. OFF. THE. BANG. SWITCH.

  52. avatar The Rookie says:

    Just another day at Voda Consulting….

  53. avatar John in Ohio says:

    “I’m a gun owner but I support common sense gun control.”

  54. avatar Mort says:

    “I was born with two right hands and an eight-foot left arm, so I do get depressed sometimes– but playing pirates with my pal Friday cheers me up and gives me hope that one day, we WILL get off this damn island.”


  55. avatar DAVE F says:

    Bet you thought I was alone. Shoot me and the laser white dot on your friend turns red. By the way, you can’t see it, there is one on you also. Remember the title: Live another day.

  56. avatar Fiddlerso says:

    “Ok, I’ll shoot the gun, but if it blows up, we’re both dead”.

  57. avatar Goldmembera says:

    “Wait, this is a Bond flick? I signed up for ‘Highlander’. Get the armorer and costume mistress….”

  58. avatar Tone says:

    That moment when you realize that the government isn’t really there to protect you or your rights!

  59. avatar Mike says:

    1911s through the eyes of Glock owners.

  60. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

  61. avatar Mike C says:

    No one expected Thing to become the next Bond super villain.

    1. avatar ‘liljoe says:

      Nice! I just logged on to write a similar comment! Small minds do think alike 🙂

      1. avatar Mike C says:

        I was wondering if anyone would get the reference

  62. avatar Rob S says:

    Bond has nerves of British steel with that hand grenade by his head

  63. avatar Higgs says:

    How Russian roulette is played when you oppose Putin.

  64. avatar Higgs says:

    A pictorial explanation on why citizens should have access to the same guns as the government.

  65. avatar MyName says:

    “You can have my gun when you pry it from ….” Oh, wait, that may not be the right thing to say at this moment.

  66. This is not how a duel works, this is not any of this works….

  67. avatar Peter B says:

    Terrible, terrible trigger safety!!
    Besides the guy in the back!!

  68. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Now I’m about to get naked, so… no peeking.”

  69. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Man how time flies. I used to be able to see the front sight on these things.

  70. avatar Jkl123 says:

    If I had three or four of these I could lay down a pretty good smoke screen.

  71. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Demons took your gold. When you get to hell, you can ask for it back.”

  72. avatar Nebowictz says:

    “If you really must put that against my head please use the GEN 5. The chamfered slide is much more comfortable.”

  73. avatar John J. McCarthy, Jr. says:

    “What would Sean Connery do?”

  74. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I must say Mr. Craig that I rather liked the Remington Steele fellow better for your role, he exhibited a bit more panache.”

  75. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I can tell from the feeling of that slide that you’re a man of breeding and taste. The last wanker that tried to kill me used a bloody Hi-point!”

  76. avatar Jack Mehoff says:

    Do you feel lucky hypocrite? Go ahead make my day!

  77. avatar NxSW says:

    “White guys got NO idea what a firing line is!”

  78. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “Come on everybody pick up a gun, we only need a few more for a circular firing squad”.

  79. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “You’re giving new meaning to the term ‘Metal-Head'”.

  80. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “Damn cap & ball with my PPK I could shoot multiple ‘loads'”

  81. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    The wife says:

    “Pop Goes The Weasel”.

  82. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “If the ‘Bang!’ flag doesn’t pop out of this barrel when I pull the trigger I’m fucked”.

  83. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “Damn multiculturalism, ‘Q’ did this to me so ‘M’ could appoint a black 007”

  84. avatar Jimmy Turtle says:

    “Freeze! Family Services Agent! We have a warrant! You are under arrest for 347 counts of unpaid child support!”

  85. avatar joechaos says:

    “Good morning Mr. President”

  86. avatar JDH says:

    Damn! All of these years I’ve been shooting blanks.

  87. avatar deanobambino says:

    “When you’re about to win an arguement with your wife and she brings up something you did 5 years ago.”

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