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Tastes like chicken!
Yep, I told you, Ma. Them new fangled 3d printers will save us a lot of time over shopping at the sears and roebuck.
Now if I can just work the bugs outta the machine so it’ll quit chewing my new pants up.
“Mom, can I keep him?”
“What do you think?”
Mother! That’s why I can’t wait to get my own place. You’ve been snooping in my underwear drawer again, haven’t you?
“Mom, I’m wearing this to the prom tonight…and you can’t scare me with that bumper jack!”
this…lol
Why the modern women doesn’t need the modern male.
“Ok, when I count to 3, turn and shoot that perv behind us.”
Imperator Furiosa, before she lost her arm. And hair.
“We finally ended the patriarchy”
Now that’s cold.
(Funny, but cold…)
“I’m afraid to look, what’s that in his hand? “
I’m a space cowboy . . . . Bet he’s not ready for that.
“Shannon, I know you are upset, but do you really think you are going to scare Krogers with that?”
Whaat you mean their is no latinas een dee future PERRA!! All of you PERRAS!! YOU CHINGALE ME FOR THE LAST TIME BEECHES…..
“You lubed that with Crisco, didn’t you?”
Fireclean actually. Over-and-under model. One in the pink, one in the stink…for the win. Send valve stem covers c/o……
“I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”
The gun you deserve, just not the gun you want, not right now.
“Look, I ain’t Wonder Woman and you ain’t Annie Oakley. Just git it through your thick wig.”
“I’ve had a hell of a day Marge, I just want to take a hot bath and borrow that orgasmatron you’re holding.”
“Thar we was, me an’ Davy Crockett, shoulder to shoulder and backs to the wall at the Alamo . . .”
Look, I was the bird dog last time we went hunting. It your turn and I get to shoot.
“I dunno, Mom…I just don’t think that thing’s gonna get you the type of action your demanding…”
Ma, I think that salesman snookered you when you traded him yer old double barrel fer that thing! He was lying out of both sides of his mouth when he told ya he shot down a whole flock of moon bats with it. We ain’t seen any moon bats since Pa popped that Schumer-to-the-Moon-bat right in the beak!
“Mom, you’re just angry cause I boinked Beldar and you can’t find the trigger on the phased plasma rifle…”
10 bucks says these two missiles trump your lame-ass ray-gun.
John McCain’s mom had strange taste in guns.
“You hold it like that, don’t cry to me when the recoil breaks your arm.”
“Mom? You better put your fancy toilet plunger away before the Federales accidentally shoot you”
“Darlene, put that thing away; they’ll never make a cowboys-and-aliens movie.”
Of course we’ll have time to do our hair, right after we colonize this planet.
Mom, I told you to put on a genuine Sig recoil spring, not that crappy Glock spring!
Mom, what the hell can I do about these dam falsies, the right one keeps slipping up all the time!
I dunno Ma… Pretty sure he said to fire 2 blasts from THE BALCONY
Don’t look. He’s almost finished.
You’re a sick man, Phil.
I laughed…
Lol…sick indeed, but it fits the pic!
Or, better-
“ok Mom, give me the blaster. You have to do crazy old RF now…I did him yesterday.”
Give me those batteries out of that gun, I need them for my toy. You have him to keep you happy.
“I thought you said this was a tarentino flick”
“No, that’s a DD not an AOW, you stupid space cadet.”
So…where is Frankie for this sequel to Beach Blanket Bingo?
On Mars, “shot gun weddings” look a little different than on Earth…
Are you sure that’s the only gun that’s still legal in New York? What does it shoot? Tater tots? How are supposed to make it through this financial collapse with that thing?
Damn Caitlyn, a gun-I thought you more liberal,
By the way your hair looks great.
Wonder woman told me these bracelets would stop a bullet from anything! Even a
20mm Schinzenfritzel Splikitischutzen!
I can tell by the way you are holding your rifle, you are regretting the sex change. Aren’t you Mr. Jenner?
Mammy Yokum, the proper settin’ fer flat lander tourists is “Y’all git !” Not “stun”. Not “kill”. Not “massacre”.
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“In the 40 watt range” my sweet patootie!
“If he pinches my ass just *one*more time…”
“We got these fancy wepons, and I got this shiny shit on my wrists. What I want to know is when can I finally get a decent dress?”
Really mom, you mean you can’t even tell the difference between plasma rifle and a reloading press?
“Forget it, Caitlyn. I’m not calling you a ‘she’ until you get rid of your other ‘gun’.”
Thats not even a real gun.
WARNING ! WARNING ! WARNING ! This creature is not human and she wants to take Dr. Smith back to her planet with her . WARNING WILL ROBINSON !
I’m pretty sure this was an episode of Lost n Space . That plasma gun looks vey familiar , It is the same kind of gun they used on Carrien 5 ack in 1964 .
” Beach Blanket Bango “
Look closely at the upper right quadrant about 2 o’clock ad you can see the distinct outline of a UFO hovering above planet Zentron . Do you believe what you are seeing ?
Ancient Astronaut Theorist believe this could have been contact
Mommy , his name is Hoss Cartwright , and he tried to have interstellarcoarse with me .
If you don’t stop turning my boyfriends into nerdy soda fountain boys , I’ll never get married .
You’re the fashion police? That frock is HORRID!
Bobby watched as Ma Barker forced Kattie to try out for the Mexican Bambido Cowboys cheerleaders for the famous football team from Dallas Mexico ( 2231 ) .
Well if you don’t want to keep the gun Jane, I’d suggest you go find a box to stick it in.
“Really? Is that all you brought to the annual, big shoot off?” “Shut up! It’s my favorite!’
“Put it down. Cuz lady, you’re no Ellen Ripley.”
“Hi Bruce Jenner, is that a gun or are you just glad to see me?”
“For the last time, you’re not going anywhere dressed like that!”
“My kids went to Alpha Centauri and all I got was this lousy key chain.”
It puts the lotion on the body!
Gooood luck not having them stolen sooner or later. Prob’ly sooner.
I used to have anodized valve stem caps the same color as my car. Apparently they matched the thief’s car too.
As this rarely-seen photograph shows, The Indigo Girls took a while to really find their voice.
That guy is either happy to see us or he has a spare banana clip in his pocket.
Mother! You can’t shoot him just because he left the toilet seat up!
Mom, You did remember to load it this time didn’t you?