New Continental Army won last week’s contest. This week’s sharpest wit will receive a hat courtesy Hornady. Enter your best work in the comments before Sunday midnight to be eligible.
New Continental Army won last week’s contest. This week’s sharpest wit will receive a hat courtesy Hornady. Enter your best work in the comments before Sunday midnight to be eligible.
Founders of the Texas School for the Deaf.
“Didn’t your mama ever tell you it wasn’t polite to write numbers on peoples shirts without permission?”
All right, everyone without a mustache up against the wall.
The “potato digger’ machine guns, a gift of the Tiffany family, were often borrowed by the regiments cooks.
Wow, ot only did you recognize the 1895, you knew the nickname! Props just for that.
Catoo, zat is not eyh Ru-gar hat.
Click bait I guess.
I’m not commenting to win a hat from the company that brought us the Creedmoor.
Crew served weapons served bigger crews, back in the Great Depression.
Wow, a hat made in China. Just makes me rush out and take lots of pictures. . . . NOT!
And yes, there are still baseball caps made in the USA.
There’s got to be a cheaper way to dig for potatoes.
Nobody who can’t see the difference between a Ruger hat and a Hornady hat gets to fire the machine guns.
“You’ll all get a turn! We’re going in order of your number assigned to you when we issued your shirts!”
🤠
I am not a number! I am a free man!
If I was judging, you would win… Number 6.
Thanks!
In the early days of the Knob Creek Machinegun Shoot, you had to take a number to get on the firing line.
The final face-off between the bugle and the 30 cal. for morning reveille!
“Dang. I really thought 17 was gonna make it. Too bad.
OK, 16, it’s your turn to try to get downrange and over the berm.”
@AaronW:
Heh! Note my avatar, sir…
Noted!
Also noted. Good show.
Hey gun-grabbers, we have some cold fingers here. Would you like to try and make them dead?
Thanks. I guess I should start using my real email in the comments section. I’m just concerned with spam.
But you had a lawyer telling us wearing anything gun related would get us in trouble.
“So, I see how were doing the shooting portion of the biathlon, but how do we do the skiing part?”
After failing to qualify for the world cup, the USA’s men’s national soccer team decided to go in a different direction….
The guy on the right wins the hat contest.
I’d rather win his hat than the won at stake.
Agreed. Not playing unless I can win his!
“Excuse me, are those bugle boy jeans you’re wearing?”
A good time was had by all the Freddy Mercury wannabes during breaks on the Bohemian Rhapsody set.
Shoot the targets in numeric order as they become visible…
#2 quickly tired of #14 telling him he had ‘a purty mouth’.
…And then the photographer said “Shoot”………..
“Fred, if you don’t get that damned thing out of my ear, I’m going to jam that fu BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG un don’t shine.”
Attendance always tripled at the He Man Mustache and Shooting Club meetings, whenever they brought out the machine guns.
So I’m the only one who wears a salad bowl for a hat around here. It’ll catch on. It’ll catch on.
I actually chuckled at this one…has my vote so far!
Theese iz not a salad bowl, it is the newest in spittoons!
I swear I saw Nancy Pelosi behind hiding behind that bush.
Well sir, we just told the boys ‘Hold our beers, we’ll be right back.’
Before Photo – just as the bugler was starting “Mess Call”. Another photo taken 15 seconds later is empty except for two unattended guns and someone’s hat that fell off in the rush.
Ok, even numbers run down range and back…
After their yet to be identified leader, wearing funny glasses and an odd mustache told these volunteers pictured here that the mission on which they were about to embark was going to be a “Rough Ride” not one of them changed their mind.
What the hell is on the guys head in the far right of the photo?? The numberless guy…looks like an upside down shitpan.
Looks like the BLM finally got their shit together and are going to take care of the Wild Horse problem.
Alright, fellas. There aren’t enough guns for everyone, so we’re gonna draw numbers and take turns. Phil, your hat is ridiculous. You look like a damn mushroom. You don’t get a number, and you have to stand off to the side.
1st Perfection Graboid Hunters Group
“Don’t worry boys, we’ll get that rascally rabbit this time.”
The General wants to know how many men it takes to knock one can off a fence post. Let’s count…
I don’t see anything from Ruger in the photos… No thanks. I mean, really, Dan, just because it is red doesn’t mean it is Ruger.
Now that’s some cowboy action shooting!
“None of these guys are eligible to play for Nebraska!” Said the new head coach as he was wringing out his wet panties.
High score wins one of these fancy white bicycle helmets!
The rider from the French bicycle team wasn’t sure what he’d stumbled into, but he knew he had the most fabulous outfit.
“Shhhhh! We’re hunting demokwats”
“We’re your Huckleberries”
The Rough Riders really liked the machine guns, and the suppressive fire they could provide, but couldn’t for the life of them figure out how to mount them on the back of a horse.
“We’re the Neighborhood Watch”
101st Space Force Division, The Flying Monkeys.” Death From Uranus”
sam peckinpah was notoriously bad with names.
We always knew there was something different about Uncle Gabriel, if only by his choice of hats. But his passions for the latest trends, theater and non-traditional relationships; they never clouded his judgement when opportunity to defend the local schoolhouse arose.
mr. nuther’s sixteen sons spent an inordinate amount of time defending the honor of their mother, wanda.
now, DANCE!
George you take the right 3 potato rows! you even numbered guys pick for George!
Why doesn’t the guy on the far right get to have a number?!
Its because of his hat, isn’t it.
finding sixteen brides for sixteen brothers was proving difficult until a minor tactic adjustment was employed.
The Hateful 16……….
back of photo:
1&2; ike & fess yeronner
3; ray zerzej
4; pastor amyoonishun
5; morrie pulsive
6; rip eatafendur
7; upton o’good
8; foster dennis peedinbulit
9; gil t. azek
10; dan jarus
11; c. senior
12; ben crobber
13; ames high
14; drew blood
15; doug graves
16; lou smorels
Wall?
We don’t Need no Stinking Wall!
13, Front and center!! It’s your week to cook. The rest of you, stand down while the barrels cool. 13, What KFC again??
Okay men, the Ruger hat is on the guy on the extreme right of the picture. The bad news is that you have to fight all of his buddies before you can win it.
Remember, when I call your number you have a 15 second head start to get behind the wall downrange.
Now over there is the opposing team – just remember that you have to shoot them in numerical order.
‘Men, there are 5000 drug crazed maniacs half a mile away, and we are the only thing stopping them from reaching the capitol, so get ready!” And the 16 Texas rangers with their captain prepared for a hard 10 minutes of work, before they could relax and eat lunch and have a celebratory beer.
You want to ban what?
Come and take them
Molon labe-