Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a #GUNVOTE Hat and T-Shirt!

Attorney General William Barr

(AP Photo/Mike Balsamo)

“Sorry sir, that won’t work on Nancy, you’ll need to throw water on her.”

Well we had some good efforts by people like edb10, The Blue Malarkey, Pm, Big V and C. Peter Orfe, but the winner is Pieslapper.


We’re now about four weeks from the election and voting your gun rights is more important than ever. So, thanks to our friends at the National Shooting Sports Foundation, the author of the best caption for this photo will win a #GUNVOTE hat and t-shirt.

Enter your caption(s) in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.




  1. avatar bill knight says:

    Simply Tap, Rack, Boom!

  2. avatar Rammerjammer says:

    Now point it at your head and get the justice you deserve!

    1. avatar Gary Sackman says:

      You first.

    2. avatar skiff says:

      Marxist cryboy

      1. avatar Rammerjammer says:

        I’m no Marxist. But I’m betting y’all are too stupid to even know what one is.

        Snowflake cucks

    3. avatar enuf says:

      Bad idea. Don’t even go there.

    4. avatar BlueLightning says:

    5. avatar Jonathan-Houston says:

      Your worst offenses aren’t that you’re tacky and classless, though there is that. It’s that you’re unfunny. Meh. Haters gotta hate. Trolls gotta troll, I guess.

  3. avatar Valhalla1776 says:

    Got Liberals?

  4. avatar Andrew Faulkner says:

    Which way are the Marxist?

  5. avatar Mark N. says:

    Where does the Second Amendment say I have to requalify every year?

  6. avatar FormerParatrooper says:

    Gentlemen, win, lose or draw on election night, there will be no noncombatants, prepare to defend yourselves.

  7. avatar Grandad TP says:

    There it is Biden/Harris poster, there not in the White House Yet, use the High Capacity Magazine!! BULLEYE great job!!

  8. avatar strych9 says:

    “Robert Mueller is over there.”

    1. avatar Eric in Oregon says:


    2. avatar Geoff "I'm getting too old for this shit" PR says:

      “Robert Mueller is over there.”

      *snicker* 😉

  9. avatar Big V says:

    Huh, I figured a ghost gun would be see-through.

  10. avatar Curmudgeon says:

    The zombie hoard of Democrat politicians could be right there, you’ve got to learn to reload faster than that.

  11. avatar Gary Sackman says:

    How do I get my finger out of here?

  12. avatar NORDNEG says:

    We’re in his sight’s ,
    Said the Dems.

  13. avatar Ian Shaw says:

    “The Almighty says he can save me, but as for you, you’re fecked!”

  14. avatar seatex says:

    Just Barr getting ready for the election. Nothing to see here. Move along.

  15. avatar Mr Saturday Night Special says:

    “You said ANTIFA, right”❓

  16. avatar Imayeti says:

    GUN? Oh no sir! That’s just a party noise maker. Welcome to Chicago.

  17. avatar Jim Warren says:

    I-84 West, takes you right into Portland!

  18. avatar William Brennan says:

    Please, Sir, the Mueller Report is already full of hole. Did it really need more?

  19. avatar Al in MA says:

    I know what you’re thinkin’. “Did he fire 15, or only 14”? Well, to tell the truth, in all this fake news, I kinda lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is, “this guy just reloaded, didn’t he? Yup, crap. I shouldn’t have been distracted with the Dirty Harry routine.” Anyway, you’re under arrest Mrs. Clinton.

  20. avatar SAFEupstateFML says:

    William Barr on inspection realizes just how critical the ammo shortage has become.

  21. avatar AM says:

    I said that way dam it!

  22. avatar Mr. Hand says:


  23. avatar jonbob says:

    I swear if I hear “Reclaiming my time” one more time…

    1. avatar GoManny says:

      Perfect, I applaud your skills as a cunning linguist!

  24. avatar eagle10 says:

    Now, what did sleepy/creepy Joe say? Oh yeah, fire two shots into the air. Sorry about the holes in the ceiling.

  25. avatar TruthTellers says:

    I thought Barr was anti gun?

  26. avatar Snafu57 says:

    Tried the attorney part, now it’s time for the General!!!!!

  27. avatar Forp says:

    Instructor to Barr-“now Mr. Barr, insert the magazine and” gestures to antifa* “we have a couple of targets setup over there”

  28. avatar DaveL says:

    Stop, you idiot! I said that’s my Auntie Faye!

  29. avatar Vin says:


  30. avatar Tsay Nguyen says:

    There’s the AP photographer Mr. Barr, please resist the urge to mag dump we’re still working on controlled pairs.

  31. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    So then I said, “Didn’t they get arrested once already?
    To which he said, “Yeah”.
    Then I said said, “Guess I’ll have to take care of this also…”

  32. avatar Larry says:

    Who says gun owners are all, old , fat white guys ……

    1. avatar Zkahr says:

      Well done. You win… Well, If it was up to me you would win.

  33. avatar SwampDaddy says:

    Members of the press are standing to your right sir.

  34. avatar ckineverett says:

    Hurry up with that mag change! My pointer finger isn’t going to fool them for long.

  35. avatar Phil LA says:

    “You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out…”

  36. avatar American Patriot says:

    Schumer& Pelosi together…..Won’t be a better opportunity!

  37. avatar C. Peter Orfe says:

    Why doesn’t this Smart Gun work?????

    1. avatar possum says:

      ^, my vote

      1. avatar Geoff "I'm getting too old for this shit" PR says:

        Shouldn’t that be, in ‘Possum-ese’ :

        “Why doesn’t this Smart Gunm work?????”

        1. avatar jwm says:

          This is why we need ID to vote. Who wants a marsupial to have a say in our .gov.

          Especially one that readily admits he’s building a doomsday device.

    2. avatar Curmudgeon says:

      This ones a winner.

  38. avatar Green Mtn. Boy says:

    Look,heres the deal.

  39. avatar CentralVirginian says:

    Justice will be administered today, Barr none!

  40. avatar Terence P Colligan says:

    “Why can’t I get it out of my sleeve?”

  41. avatar Umm . . . says:

    “DoJ Physical Training? Hah! What bad guy can outrun 1150fps?”

  42. avatar The Olympic Snorch says:

    Two sausage thumbs forward


    Ow that spent case hit my jowl

  43. avatar Bill Rees says:

    “Clearing a tie jam is simple. first, attempt to put your fat thumb in your nose, then rack the mag into the pistol. We covered this in class.”

  44. avatar Rusty - Molon Labe - Chains says:

    He has a better handle on it than that 2 star general I saw a photo of.

    1. avatar Adub says:

      Was that the guy tea cupping it?

  45. avatar possum says:

    “Goshdamnit, quit fcking around with that gunm, It’s right over there!,,, a large rat like creature, in the dogs food again, Shoot man Shoot!!!”

  46. Remember, Mr. Attorney General, when you shoot in a trailer you have to aim off to the right so you don’t hit oncoming traffic, or, worse, your driver.

  47. avatar Griff says:

    Bill Barr demos his gun disarmament technique on goateed transgender bra model in the garage.

  48. avatar TonyT says:

    “Alright, Mr. Barr Sir, now you just head about 1500 miles that way to Portland.”

  49. avatar sound awake says:

    i dont have a good caption so ill just say this:
    its nice to have an AG that plays the bagpipes and isnt afraid of guns
    >i feel like it kinda tends to disqualify him as a deep stater

  50. avatar Raptor 1 says:

    “Excellent, sir. Now the second target, with purpose and intent.” Says the range officer.
    “Got ya, Dan. Forthwith.” Says Mr. Barr.

    Nous Defions

  51. avatar That Jason says:

    That guy right there doesn’t know ttag never paid out on the last caption contest. So shoot him before he figures it out.

  52. avatar John Memoli says:

    Antifa go that way, sir.

  53. avatar Del U says:

    “Remember when I said ‘Everyone dies?’ Well, Deep State, your time is now.”

  54. avatar Grumpy 49 says:

    Remember – ANTIFA on the Left, and the MEDIA on the Right

  55. avatar William Matzye says:

    Who’s your daddy Who’s your daddy repe5

  56. avatar Ohio Patriot says:

    It is just like bowling sir, follow thru is everything.

  57. avatar Andy says:

    Hillary is to your left front. Do America proud!

  58. avatar Haiku says:

    As Bill Barr loaded
    I’m already on target
    with my finger gun

  59. avatar Miner49er says:

    “Where’s Trump, the SOB gave me the virus!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Here’s hoping he gave it to biden during the debate.

  60. avatar Pm says:

    the right of the people to keep and Barr Arms, shall not be infringed

  61. avatar The Rookie says:

    “I can’t get this speedloader to go in!”

  62. avatar Larry in Oregon says:

    Todd Hoffman: “You are freaking kidding me! This isn’t what I meant by clean up!”

  63. avatar Sheldon says:

    Quit honking I’m reloading

  64. avatar Specialist38 says:

    Now…after reload…your second set of targets are the “mostly peaceful” attackers…….

  65. avatar Lance F says:

    I didn’t realize the Pope had a goatee.

  66. avatar BOOSH! says:

    If you want to look badazz aim it right at the guy taking the picture

  67. Why won’t this damn mag stay in ???

  68. avatar S R says:

    Even the federal law & order head honcho knows the practical limits of order the law provides, as he can be seen here practicing for beyond the limits.

  69. avatar Lunknard says:

    Now, see if you can hit the bowling ball I just released.

  70. avatar Darkman says:

    Now right over here Mr. Attorney General we have an example of one with the Thingy that goes up that holds one hundred clipazines.

  71. avatar WRM says:

    Hell is coming to breakfast

  72. avatar Dave Murrell says:

    Just a little more to the left…

  73. avatar Shire-man says:

    When Marxists demand a trial go to the General and save some time!

  74. avatar Ferg in Tahoe says:

    “Alright, who’s the smartass that put put super glue on the bottom of my mag?”

  75. avatar What The Hell?! says:

    There’s an ammo shortage so you just throw that sumbitch…like this!

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Definitely a front-runner!

  76. avatar Bill says:

    Don’t worry I’ll be ready ! 😠

  77. avatar Me says:

    Man on left: “Shut that camera off!!!!! If Nancy sees Billy playing with guns HE’LL BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE”!!!

  78. avatar A O says:

    This is the dreaded high-capacity Covid-19 things we’re trying to get banned? Perfection!

  79. avatar Oldsarge11B Amarillo, tx says:

    The FBI is so incompetent I have to do everything!

  80. avatar former water walker says:

    Whatever…I don’t adverstise.

  81. avatar Gregory says:

    The federal courthouse on fire is that way.

  82. avatar Bortan says:

    Look, just take your hand, point and go “PEW! PEW!”.
    “Careful. If you hold it that low you may get something important caught in the slide.”

  83. avatar John in AK says:

    Sorry, but I’m having difficulty seeing anything funny, or pithy, or worthy of negative comment in this. Just positives.

    “AG knows how to load/reload semiautomatic handgun.”
    “AG is smart enough to choose a real Glock, and not a ‘Glockopy.'”
    “AG is not pointing muzzle at self, and has trigger finger indexed properly.”
    “AG’s worst sin is not having gun up in ‘work zone.'”
    “THIS AG is not a figure of fun.”

    Har, har. Yuk, yuk. Gimme a t-shirt. Keep the hat; I don’t play baseball, and am over 12 years old.

  84. avatar george lortz says:

    Point it over there and pull on that ‘curvy thing’ that’s in the loop on the bottom. Be careful it doesn’t jump up and smack your noggin.

  85. avatar 1bulletleft says:

    Gimme that cupcake or Barr here is gonna learn you today.

  86. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No, no, Mr. Barr. Dems are like zombies, it takes a head shot to put them down.”

  87. avatar shadycharacter says:

    Sir, the Nadler target is right there.

  88. avatar Thin Blue Malarkey says:

    “Are you sure this is how Lon Horiuchi did it?”

  89. avatar T-Mass says:

    Practice the rights you defend.

  90. avatar American Patriot says:

    Sir…..You looking to start a riot!

  91. avatar American Patriot says:

    Doesn’t that 9 go better with a Red tie?

  92. avatar W says:

    Let’s roll.

  93. avatar Ralph says:

    “Where’s the shoulder thing that goes up?”

  94. avatar jwm says:

    Apparently it does not take Glock magazines.

  95. avatar David Underwood says:

    You say” ban guns “. I say ” ban booze or autos”. They have killed more people in this country than guns.
    Thought that would shut you up. You can’t save your family with a martini glass, wine glass or beer bottle!
    Tread not on my constitutional rights!
    The right to keep and bare arms shall not be infringed upon! PERIOD!

  96. avatar Zkahr says:

    “Diabetes and Heart disease? Those are the least of our problems! Now here’s how to protect yourself from a slow mugger with a knife…”

  97. avatar Ben says:

    “Barr peparing for when Secret Service gets woke and simply takes a knee anytime a white man is threatened.”

  98. avatar Buff cousin Elroy says:

    “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum”

  99. avatar pieslapper says:

    “How do I make it go Yeet?”

  100. avatar Hush says:

    Pelosi’s ass is mine!

    1. avatar Hush says:

      Nancy, kiss your ass good bye!

      1. avatar Hush says:

        A G Barr, “The day of reckoning has arrived at last!”

        1. avatar Hush says:

          A G Barr, “Tell me when Nancy is just a little closer, ammo is too scarce and expensive to waste any!”

  101. avatar Paul says:

    I’ll show Eric Holder Fast & Furious…

  102. avatar Crabbyoldguy says:

    Hand me that bottle of liberal tears lubrication sauce so the AG can shove it in with less effort.

  103. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Barr: What?!?!? Pelosi is prepping to assume the Presidency if Pense gets COVID as well?!?!?! I’LL FIX THAT!!!

  104. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Barr: Huh. I didn’t realize there really are .9mm handguns.

  105. avatar mountocean says:

    Bill Barr’s Bouncer Backhands Bloomberg’s Bitter Ballot Blueprints

  106. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Guys, this is why I recommend always carrying a backup.

  107. avatar Scott says:

    Ouch! Damn that magazine pinch!

  108. avatar Jonathan-Houston says:

    “If Tap, Rack and Bang doesn’t get you out of a jam, you can always just HURL it at the MF’er like THIS!”

  109. avatar Craig in IA says:

    DAMN! The mag’s snagged on my fly!

  110. avatar Kathleen says:

    AG Barr aptly demonstrates ‘gun control’ for the regressives among us!

  111. avatar ebd10 says:

    “No, no, no! That’s Antifa; we’re RINO hunting!”

  112. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    quick! hand me the bonsai pruner!

  113. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    the a.g. needs the astro glide again…

  114. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Sorry sir, that won’t work on Nancy, you’ll need to throw water on her.”

    1. avatar bill knight says:

      Now that there’s Funny! I don’t care who ya are!

  115. avatar Mad Max says:

    “Don’t stand there with that camera fool, Barr’s got a loaded mag in the gun and ya gotta watch out for slamfires.”

  116. avatar AdamTA1 says:

    You don’t need a gun! I learned this from Austin Powers. JUDO CHOP!

  117. avatar CD says:

    “Now you follow the 4 on this range or you will get…Barred from shooting here again”

  118. avatar Mike Carbine says:

    “The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword”

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