Didn’t win the holster last week? Not a problem, you have another shot this week courtesy SHTF Gear. And they’ll even throw in one of their T-shirts, too. Make a funny and post it by midnight Sunday to be eligible. And if you want to collect the swag, be sure to enter a valid email address, too.
[photo h/t Billy W.]
See, even a liberal can do it.
I thought Obama was anti-gun?
Tarzan lord of the apes my a$$
I vote this one!
Nicely done. 🙂
Hell yeah +1
I concur. Give this man a prize. 🙂
ES&D, Mr. Heston!
Thanks for the idea:
Yeah Heston, you say it was only a movie, but that was my wife you were makn’ out with.
I will knock that Kentucky Rifle out of your hands.
In response to the budget cuts, the military found a sniper that would work for bananas
Taking “It’s so easy a cavemen a can do it” to a whole other level.
Scope bite in 3,2,1…
Its on like Donkey Kong. Or: you can run Mario, but you’ll only die tired.
The Ivy League idea of a Texan.
And now we know the true story of the One-Eyed-Banana Bandit…
Joe “F***in” Biden
Very good although you misspelled the sounds. It is more like this:
Ooh, eee, ooh, ah ah, ting, tang, wanna wanna big bang!
We are EVOLVE, the third voice in the gun debate (and this is what we really think of gun owners).
Monkey see, monkey KILL!
Get your stinkin’ paws of my rifle, you [email protected] dirty ape.
Excellent Planet of the Apes reference.
And that’s why its called a “jungle” carbine.
This is why we need universal background checks.
Serious monkey business
They say they’ve evolved? I’ll show the smug bastards some Evolved!
“… friggin steal my banana again…”
Darwin my ass.
Having escaped the drudgery of the organ grinder, bobo was attempting to set his sights higher.
Now if the monkey can only get a Bead on Nancy Palozi…
Smarter and more emotionally balanced than 99.9% of cops working today.
For the win.
What’s better than a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of monkeys with guns!
a monkey with a barrel?
Tired of being called surrender monkeys, the French try a new tactic.
Not pictured: geurrilla warfare
New photo released from Wikileaks “Grassy Knoll,” circa 1963.
FAAAKE! Real monkeys prefer AKs (for their banana clips)
Winner candidate here
You will NOT make fun of my swollen pink a$$ again, Feinstein…
No, Gabby. For the last time, this is how you sight in a rifle.
Geez, in one ear out the other.
See no, Hear no, Shoot no…
The new Private as seen by the old Gunney.
Robin Williams takes up hunting with one of the few models of semi-auto rifles still legal in CA.
Organ grinder payback !
TrackingPoint, so accurate a monkey can use it!
NOW who’s King of the Jungle, bitch?
The president liked trap shooting so much, he decided to try F-Class.
I know, that’s cold.
As I scroll, I was going for that angle. Hahahahaha
“Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage…welcome to my monkey cage !”
Monkey see, monkey shoot
Just because I have a tail, they call be a stupid monkey, well, just watch the reaction of those big apes when I shoot their banana in two!
Pulling overwatch while the rest of your pack gets to go “all rampagey and shit” on the local villagers sucks dick.
Joe Biden demonstrates the proper use of a Glock assault shotgun in an urban environment.
No more monkeys jumpin on the bed
VOTE 4 THIS!!
Come on Bono… Just a little to the left. That’s it, now why don’t you go where the streets have no name!
The rarely documented scout sniper babboon in his natural habitat.
Wanna see my monkey?
Coming to a theater near you in 2014: “Every Which Way But Loose” gritty reboot
Curious George and the Eddy Eagle program.
I’ve always called My son ”Monkey Boy” but never has it been captured on film…
In response to continuing difficulties in recruiting efforts, the armed forces experiment with some alternative options.
Better yet …
We all know about the Navy’s “secret” training program which uses porpoises to guard harbors and place explosives on ships. Not to be outdone, the Marines are now training monkeys to be the “tip of the spear” in the next “shock and awe” campaign.
Why are you posting the picture of Obama shooting clay pigeons again?
(I admit, that went too far.)
You beat me to it.
Right Turn Clyde this, Right Turn Clyde that. F*&& that, what does he think I am some kind of circus aminal? Next time he says Right Turn Clyde, I’ll got his right turn right here.
New to the Muslim Brotherhood!! The Obaboon Sniper Squad !!
Damn dirty humans!
Nice, Mil Spec Monkey may have found a new mascot.
Step one. Train a monkey to shoot. Check.
Step two. Teach him how to find anti-gun politicians. Working on it…
Thought you could mess around behind my back Tarzan.
Those ghillie suits get better all the time.
Its this or poop….You decide
Boots has grown tired of Dora’s demanding ways.
Baboom er Baboon.
An image as old as the internet.
After his Hollywood star faded, Bonzo sought work as a predator control specialist for western ranchers. Using a cherished momento from the Gipper, Bonzo supplemented his meager screen actors pension with bounty paid by the cattlemen’s association.
And the best imagination award goes to jwm!
Military units across Africa are forced to lower recruiting standards to fill their ranks.
Carlos Hathcock’s long lost trunk monkey.
To cover Obama’s safety during his safari Alpha team leader was chosen to wear the latest in ghillie suit fashion…
Here’s a picture of a monkey with a rifle… Your argument is invalid.
Nice Futuramma reference.
How every gun grabber perceives the average gun owner.
Good one very good one.
Ah… you beat me to it!
Scope bite in 3..2..1..
I’ll show you Banana Dictator…
Breaking Bad: Curious George Edition
Speak no Evil, See no Evil, Hear no Evil. But Get some.
Just one more step Mr. “Highly Evolved Descendant of an Ape”!
10 seconds later he was f***king the scope.
“Yeah, that’s right. I’m not the family Dog, boy’s”
The second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Leadtime for Bonzo.
A scene from the upcoming Disney classic Lion King 4 Rafiki’s Revenge.
SSGT. Pickles demonstrates the (Brown) Advanced Natural Native Active Nonchalant Neutralizing Ambushment System (BANNANNAS), developed by Federal Armed Legion Systems Enterprises, during joint military contract evaluations for the Simian Approximation Replacement Camouflage (SARC) program.
Get your stinking paws off my bananas you damn hairless ape!
Who needs drones?
…and thus the poaching problem solves itself.
This is the last time you call me a MONKEY’s UNCLE!
Bobo decided it was finally time to strike back at the poachers
Even soldiers from Fourth world countries need training.
I’m going to be a buzzkill and note that this baboon is likely posed with the gun used to kill him. I would never disrespect an animal I had hunted like this.
My first thought exactly.
i doubt he was hunted as much as he was eradicated. That rig in the background looks like a common mobile irrigation system that farmers use worldwide. A troop of baboons can cut into a farmers livelyhood quite deeply. I don’t see this picture as being any different than a picture of any hunter and his kill. Or a roomfull of trophy heads or as the old timers back home used to do, deer racks all over the front of the barn.
I’m more curious as to how many of the troop got dropped by that lee enfield.
What my mind saw as a youngster the first time I read about “guerrilla warfare.”
Day 3: The missing link has yet to be found.
Day 5: We have lost half of our men, he is still out there and hunting
Day 6: Repeated airstrikes have been unsuccessful. We have resorted to using napalm.
Day 17: I’m all that’s left, I know he’s still on the prowl.
Day 19: He got me, my strength fades as I write, tell my family I love them. Mission aborte….
Runner up. def.
Next person to bang on my cage gets it!
You like bush meat? I got yer bush meat right here.
The trailer from the next “Planet of the Apes” series, “The Baboons Fight Back.”
Just out of frame is the monolith from “2001”.
Playing on loudspeakers is “Hey mister tally man, tally me banana. Dey oh!”
Century Arms tests their new “precision long range rifle”.
Barry Obamas deadbeat Kenyan brother finally gets a job, shooting poachers.
Worst ghillie suit ever.
Diane Feinstein’s formative years were marred by a tragic eye injury, inspiring an illustrious career crusading against firearm related eye injuries.
When they said Guerrilla Warfare; I didn’t think they were being serious.
The original gangsta’s REAL monkey business
Monkey see monkey boom.
George finally decided he’d had enough of the “red-a$$” jokes…….
Im gonna have words with the manufacturer about this eye relief.
A new meaning for the term “natural rights.”
Remington and Tracking Point’s slogan for their new joint venture, “So easy, a monkey can do it”.
He kept trying to peel the grenade, so we moved on.
A trunk monkey has escaped. If you see him, please call 911 immediately. Do not attempt to detain him. Police have described him as armed and dangerous.
The Hominoid Strikes Back
So, I was sitting by the fire, drinking ape-ricot brandy playing cards with the natives.
No, I usually won. But we were playing for chimp change.
When, one of the guys goes apish!t and says, “Kenya stop calling me a monkey?” He grabs a gun and screams, “I’m a baboon dammit!”
Needless to say, I switched to capuchin-o after that.
The trip turned into a complete baboondoggle.
A cornucopia of excellent puns!
” Oswald was a pussy “
The real shooter on the grassy knole.
Freedom Fighter of the Banana Republic
The New York Times has finally run out of pictures of Klansmen with guns.
Jane Goodall’s “Roots and Shoots” program got a bit out of hand…
When flinging poo just isn’t enough…
Laugh out loud!
Since child-soldiers are now frowned upon, General Ubuko has developed a new strategy..
“If you’re lucky Cape Town’s baboons will just throw feces at you.”
“What if I’m unlucky?”
Winner of the design your own lee Enfield contest
Product testing at the new Marlin Factory.
“We told him we put him on our protected species list so he promised to keep us off his endangered humans list.”
I’ll teach George about running into my tree!
yall need to take this down before Dirk Diggler sees… He’ll lose it all over his computer if he sees Mrs. Watts aiming a rifle.
[mumbling] Guerrilla Warfare?…. Guerrilla Warfare!… No man….. you’ve got it aaaallllll wrong man…. You’ll see! Yoooouuuull see!
As a form of social bonding, monkeys will often engage in sport or groom one another and pick off bugs. The most skilled among them can pick off a bug from 100 yards.
NASA gave the leftover monkeys to The Army.
Decided to skip the whole Rock, Club, Knife, Spear, Axe, Atlatl, Bow and Arrow, Sword, Crossbow thing (who needs evolution) and go straight to the good stuff.
The real reason behind Tracking Point targeting systems!
This beats the shit out of using a stick to get those bushbabies.
(youtube it if you’ve never seen it)
Depicted: The natural born right of self defense as demonstrated by nature
Dogfort comes to a tragic end during deployment in Zambia.
Bonzo decided that it was past time to tell Microsoft what the public thought about Windows 8.
News item: In one of the odder twists in the sad saga of the sequester, national party supply chain Party City has entered the winning bid in the Pentagon’s GSRP (Ghillie Suit Replacement Program) with their exclusive Kevlar Monkey Suit.
No I won’t wear a diaper!
I love to spend time out on the range after peeing into my own mouth,
After the success of his shotgun shooting pictures, President Obama has opted for a prone rifle photoshoot.
In Soviet Russia, game hunt you!
Baboon Command: Ook, ook, ook-ook
Baboon-1: Ook ook. Ook?
Baboon Command: Ook
Baboon Command: Ook? Ook ook, ook-ook?!
Baboon 1: …Ook.
Inadequate eye relief.
All he wanted to know was If he could get one of those banana clips for it.
This set up takes poo flinging to a whole new level.
Due to the ammo shortage, bobo developed an method to turn poo in to bullets. Unfortunately, the accuracy is crap.
The “average gun owner” starring in MAIG’s new ad campaign.
“Malon Labe!”….”Out of MY COLD DEAD Opposable THUMBS!!
The other matrix, “Cornelius’s Son Grows Up”! “Planet of the Apes”, the prequel.
Here leopard, leopard, leopard!
BATF sniper training always starts with mil point training.
This is what fps Russia has been up to, reviews of classic bolt actions.
Monkey see monkey shoot
Shooting: it’s so easy even a monkey can do it.
After successfully completing the works of Shakespeare, George embarked on something a little more fulfilling.
Love your picture. Brightened my morning.
…and this spectacular image proves the existence of the elusive gun-owning liberal.
Child: “Mommy, I don’t think I Like this zoo”
Mother: “Shh, you don’t want to upset the animals, we’re in a gun free zone”
PETA’s 50 year struggle for animal rights finally came to be regretted by its membership.
Where are those Gas Monkey bastards?
Mall Ninjas – even their pets have guns.
So many Men in Yellow Hats, so little ammo…
Got a liberal square in the crosshairs and the elephant forgot to bring the mag with the ammo! Elephants never forget my asterisk!
this just in – monkey buys ar-15 at gun show – with NO BACKGROUND CHECK!
Monkey court huh….
Bobo the Russian monkey grew weary of the German monkeys invading his territory and decided to do something about it…
“We were in the veldt, fighting the baboons. We applied Rule .303. We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303!”
Less well-known than the Scopes Monkey Trial of 1925 were the Monkey Scope Trials of 1994.
Piers Morgan accepts the Sarah Palin Challenge.
The new Obamacare death panels aren’t what I expected… Taking monkey business to a whole new level.
DiFi confronts her phobia of firearms head on
Billy Zanes replacement for the next Sniper film.
Guns don’t kill people. Hyper-intelligent baboons kill people.
Did everyone get a gun from the ATF but me?
Duck dynasty on spring break – the clothes come off.
Sniper what do you see? a banana tree, I shoot for food. Not climbing anymore trees.
Where did them dam banana thieves go
New theme park… Planet of the Apes, Texas?
You can try and take my freedom.
You can try and take my guns.
BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY BANANAS!!!!!
“King Kong ain’t got sh!t on me!”
…and you thought it was just a movie…
The Indan military at its finest
First they came for the liberals and I did nothing. I’m not a liberal.
Then they came for the communists and I did nothing. I’m not a communist.
Then they came for the academics and i did nothing. I’m not an academic.
Then they came for the Jews and I did nothing. I’m not a Jew.
Then they came for Baboons with Lee-Enfields. It was either fight or walk into the ovens.
Charelton Heston goes “Ape” over his newest sniper setup!!
“Bet me three bananas I can’t hit what?”
Alerted to a potential threat from rogue Apes with AK’s in the area,
Baboom the Snaper assumes a defensive posture.
Everyone always goes on about the 800 lb gorilla in the room. Let’s see how they like the 80 lb chimp on the next ridge.
There once was a baboon named Bill
Who had a license to kill
He tried just stopping
Instead, went melon popping
And thought it all in goodwill
Another good week. Kudos to Jon Brophy, Max, SigGuy, RockThisTown, Jay1987 and DJStuCrew. This week’s winner, though, is…Scholarcat. Congrats.
Quite. I concur.
Yup. That was good stuff.
“What is the law?”
“Ape not kill ape!”
Hey, through the scope that astronaut looks like Charlton Heston!