Weekend Photo Caption Contest- Win a SHTF Gear Holster and T-Shirt


Didn’t win the holster last week? Not a problem, you have another shot this week courtesy SHTF Gear. And they’ll even throw in one of their T-shirts, too. Make a funny and post it by midnight Sunday to be eligible. And if you want to collect the swag, be sure to enter a valid email address, too.

[photo h/t Billy W.]


  1. avatar JeffR says:

    See, even a liberal can do it.

    1. avatar Ksugunner says:

      I thought Obama was anti-gun?

  2. avatar Gregg says:

    Tarzan lord of the apes my a$$

  3. avatar Scholarcat says:

    Furious George

    1. avatar C says:

      I vote this one!

    2. avatar SpeleoFool says:

      Nicely done. 🙂

    3. avatar wheelsucker says:

      Hell yeah +1

    4. avatar JeffR says:

      Big win.

    5. avatar (Formerly) MN Matt says:

      I concur. Give this man a prize. 🙂

    6. avatar NWGlocker says:

      yep. this

  4. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    ES&D, Mr. Heston!

    1. avatar KCK says:

      Thanks for the idea:
      Yeah Heston, you say it was only a movie, but that was my wife you were makn’ out with.
      I will knock that Kentucky Rifle out of your hands.

  5. avatar Mike says:

    In response to the budget cuts, the military found a sniper that would work for bananas

  6. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Taking “It’s so easy a cavemen a can do it” to a whole other level.

  7. avatar Jon brophy says:

    Scope bite in 3,2,1…

  8. avatar MojoRonin says:

    Its on like Donkey Kong. Or: you can run Mario, but you’ll only die tired.

  9. avatar Dave357 says:

    The Ivy League idea of a Texan.

  10. avatar Geoff says:

    And now we know the true story of the One-Eyed-Banana Bandit…

  11. avatar Adam says:

    Joe “F***in” Biden

  12. avatar Nine says:

    Oh-E-Oh-Ah-Ah Ting-Tang-Wanna-Wanna-Big-Bang

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Very good although you misspelled the sounds. It is more like this:
      Ooh, eee, ooh, ah ah, ting, tang, wanna wanna big bang!

  13. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    We are EVOLVE, the third voice in the gun debate (and this is what we really think of gun owners).

  14. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Monkey see, monkey KILL!

  15. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    Get your stinkin’ paws of my rifle, you [email protected] dirty ape.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Excellent Planet of the Apes reference.

  16. avatar jeremy says:

    And that’s why its called a “jungle” carbine.

  17. avatar max says:

    This is why we need universal background checks.

  18. avatar Cellude says:

    Serious monkey business

  19. avatar ropingdown says:

    They say they’ve evolved? I’ll show the smug bastards some Evolved!

  20. avatar Braenen says:

    “… friggin steal my banana again…”

  21. avatar 505markf says:

    Darwin my ass.

  22. avatar SigGuy says:

    Having escaped the drudgery of the organ grinder, bobo was attempting to set his sights higher.

  23. avatar Bryan says:

    “Poach this”!

  24. avatar John F says:

    Now if the monkey can only get a Bead on Nancy Palozi…

  25. avatar Chris Mallory says:

    Smarter and more emotionally balanced than 99.9% of cops working today.

  26. avatar SigGuy says:

    Gorilla warfare.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:


      For the win.

  27. avatar zora says:

    What’s better than a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of monkeys with guns!

    1. avatar dph says:

      a monkey with a barrel?

  28. avatar Brent Yokley says:

    Tired of being called surrender monkeys, the French try a new tactic.

  29. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Not pictured: geurrilla warfare

  30. avatar WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

    New photo released from Wikileaks “Grassy Knoll,” circa 1963.

  31. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    FAAAKE! Real monkeys prefer AKs (for their banana clips)

    1. avatar KCK says:

      Winner candidate here

  32. avatar Flubnut says:

    You will NOT make fun of my swollen pink a$$ again, Feinstein…

  33. avatar blahpony says:

    No, Gabby. For the last time, this is how you sight in a rifle.

    Geez, in one ear out the other.

  34. avatar TheBear says:

    See no, Hear no, Shoot no…

  35. avatar Bryan says:

    The new Private as seen by the old Gunney.

  36. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Robin Williams takes up hunting with one of the few models of semi-auto rifles still legal in CA.

  37. avatar Larry says:

    Organ grinder payback !

  38. avatar dph says:

    TrackingPoint, so accurate a monkey can use it!

  39. avatar WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

    NOW who’s King of the Jungle, bitch?

  40. avatar Thomas Paine says:

    The president liked trap shooting so much, he decided to try F-Class.

    I know, that’s cold.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      As I scroll, I was going for that angle. Hahahahaha

  41. avatar Larry says:

    “Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage…welcome to my monkey cage !”

  42. avatar SteveL75 says:

    Monkey see, monkey shoot

  43. avatar KCK says:

    Just because I have a tail, they call be a stupid monkey, well, just watch the reaction of those big apes when I shoot their banana in two!

  44. avatar tfunk says:

    Pulling overwatch while the rest of your pack gets to go “all rampagey and shit” on the local villagers sucks dick.

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      Still laughing!

  45. avatar gloomhound says:

    Joe Biden demonstrates the proper use of a Glock assault shotgun in an urban environment.

  46. avatar Larry says:

    No more monkeys jumpin on the bed

    1. avatar WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

      VOTE 4 THIS!!

  47. avatar Dave says:

    Come on Bono… Just a little to the left. That’s it, now why don’t you go where the streets have no name!

  48. avatar Jay1987 says:

    The rarely documented scout sniper babboon in his natural habitat.

  49. avatar MrVigs says:

    Wanna see my monkey?

  50. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Coming to a theater near you in 2014: “Every Which Way But Loose” gritty reboot

  51. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Curious George and the Eddy Eagle program.

  52. avatar Gbo says:

    I’ve always called My son ”Monkey Boy” but never has it been captured on film…

  53. avatar Liberty7 says:

    In response to continuing difficulties in recruiting efforts, the armed forces experiment with some alternative options.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Better yet …

      We all know about the Navy’s “secret” training program which uses porpoises to guard harbors and place explosives on ships. Not to be outdone, the Marines are now training monkeys to be the “tip of the spear” in the next “shock and awe” campaign.

  54. avatar skeev says:

    Why are you posting the picture of Obama shooting clay pigeons again?

    (I admit, that went too far.)

    1. avatar Randy Slonaker says:

      You beat me to it.

  55. avatar dwb says:

    Right Turn Clyde this, Right Turn Clyde that. F*&& that, what does he think I am some kind of circus aminal? Next time he says Right Turn Clyde, I’ll got his right turn right here.

  56. avatar Jeff says:

    SWAT evolved…

  57. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    New to the Muslim Brotherhood!! The Obaboon Sniper Squad !!

  58. avatar Ted says:

    Damn dirty humans!

  59. avatar Jeff from FL says:

    “Mil-spec monkey.”

    1. avatar Commie IL says:

      Nice, Mil Spec Monkey may have found a new mascot.

  60. avatar MrVigs says:

    Step one. Train a monkey to shoot. Check.

    Step two. Teach him how to find anti-gun politicians. Working on it…

  61. avatar flboots says:

    Thought you could mess around behind my back Tarzan.

  62. avatar Al says:

    Those ghillie suits get better all the time.

  63. avatar Mobrules says:

    Its this or poop….You decide

  64. avatar scooter says:

    Boots has grown tired of Dora’s demanding ways.

  65. avatar Silvercaper says:

    Baboom er Baboon.

  66. avatar Andy says:

    An image as old as the internet.

  67. avatar jwm says:

    After his Hollywood star faded, Bonzo sought work as a predator control specialist for western ranchers. Using a cherished momento from the Gipper, Bonzo supplemented his meager screen actors pension with bounty paid by the cattlemen’s association.

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      And the best imagination award goes to jwm!

  68. avatar wheelgun says:

    Military units across Africa are forced to lower recruiting standards to fill their ranks.

  69. avatar Ninja what? says:

    Carlos Hathcock’s long lost trunk monkey.

  70. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    To cover Obama’s safety during his safari Alpha team leader was chosen to wear the latest in ghillie suit fashion…

  71. avatar IIIpercenter says:

    Here’s a picture of a monkey with a rifle… Your argument is invalid.

    1. avatar Ardent says:

      Nice Futuramma reference.

  72. avatar Brandon says:

    How every gun grabber perceives the average gun owner.

    1. avatar Denny says:

      Good one very good one.

    2. avatar Devin says:

      Ah… you beat me to it!

  73. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Scope bite in 3..2..1..

  74. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    I’ll show you Banana Dictator…

  75. avatar Darthzaketh says:

    Breaking Bad: Curious George Edition

  76. avatar alanhinMN says:

    Speak no Evil, See no Evil, Hear no Evil. But Get some.

  77. avatar Jay W. says:

    Just one more step Mr. “Highly Evolved Descendant of an Ape”!

  78. avatar Phil says:

    10 seconds later he was f***king the scope.

  79. avatar Rikoshay says:

    “Yeah, that’s right. I’m not the family Dog, boy’s”

  80. avatar Phil says:

    The second shooter on the grassy knoll.

  81. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Leadtime for Bonzo.

  82. avatar Jay1987 says:

    A scene from the upcoming Disney classic Lion King 4 Rafiki’s Revenge.

  83. avatar WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

    SSGT. Pickles demonstrates the (Brown) Advanced Natural Native Active Nonchalant Neutralizing Ambushment System (BANNANNAS), developed by Federal Armed Legion Systems Enterprises, during joint military contract evaluations for the Simian Approximation Replacement Camouflage (SARC) program.

  84. avatar Ralph says:

    Get your stinking paws off my bananas you damn hairless ape!

  85. avatar Phil says:

    Who needs drones?

  86. avatar JDL says:

    …and thus the poaching problem solves itself.

  87. avatar jirdesteva says:

    This is the last time you call me a MONKEY’s UNCLE!

  88. avatar Log says:

    Bobo decided it was finally time to strike back at the poachers

  89. avatar Phil says:

    Brown Dawn

  90. avatar Denny says:

    Even soldiers from Fourth world countries need training.

  91. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    I’m going to be a buzzkill and note that this baboon is likely posed with the gun used to kill him. I would never disrespect an animal I had hunted like this.

    1. avatar Steve says:

      My first thought exactly.

    2. avatar jwm says:

      i doubt he was hunted as much as he was eradicated. That rig in the background looks like a common mobile irrigation system that farmers use worldwide. A troop of baboons can cut into a farmers livelyhood quite deeply. I don’t see this picture as being any different than a picture of any hunter and his kill. Or a roomfull of trophy heads or as the old timers back home used to do, deer racks all over the front of the barn.

      I’m more curious as to how many of the troop got dropped by that lee enfield.

  92. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    What my mind saw as a youngster the first time I read about “guerrilla warfare.”

  93. avatar log says:

    Day 3: The missing link has yet to be found.
    Day 5: We have lost half of our men, he is still out there and hunting
    Day 6: Repeated airstrikes have been unsuccessful. We have resorted to using napalm.

    Day 17: I’m all that’s left, I know he’s still on the prowl.
    Day 19: He got me, my strength fades as I write, tell my family I love them. Mission aborte….

    1. avatar C says:

      Runner up. def.

  94. avatar Paul53 says:

    Next person to bang on my cage gets it!

  95. avatar Brian in Seattle says:

    You like bush meat? I got yer bush meat right here.

  96. avatar Paul53 says:

    The trailer from the next “Planet of the Apes” series, “The Baboons Fight Back.”

  97. avatar Gregolas says:

    Just out of frame is the monolith from “2001”.

  98. avatar Paul53 says:

    Playing on loudspeakers is “Hey mister tally man, tally me banana. Dey oh!”

  99. avatar PhoenixNFA says:

    Century Arms tests their new “precision long range rifle”.

  100. avatar Pat says:

    Barry Obamas deadbeat Kenyan brother finally gets a job, shooting poachers.

  101. avatar Barnslayer says:

    Worst ghillie suit ever.

  102. avatar Dickie J says:

    Diane Feinstein’s formative years were marred by a tragic eye injury, inspiring an illustrious career crusading against firearm related eye injuries.

  103. avatar Dave says:

    When they said Guerrilla Warfare; I didn’t think they were being serious.

  104. avatar DQ says:

    The original gangsta’s REAL monkey business

  105. avatar derrickman says:

    Monkey see monkey boom.

  106. avatar GGJB says:

    George finally decided he’d had enough of the “red-a$$” jokes…….

  107. avatar Chris duran says:

    Im gonna have words with the manufacturer about this eye relief.

  108. avatar Pete says:

    A new meaning for the term “natural rights.”

  109. avatar Bob says:

    Remington and Tracking Point’s slogan for their new joint venture, “So easy, a monkey can do it”.

  110. avatar Phil says:

    He kept trying to peel the grenade, so we moved on.

  111. avatar Bob says:

    A trunk monkey has escaped. If you see him, please call 911 immediately. Do not attempt to detain him. Police have described him as armed and dangerous.

  112. avatar Justin says:

    The Hominoid Strikes Back

  113. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    So, I was sitting by the fire, drinking ape-ricot brandy playing cards with the natives.


    No, I usually won. But we were playing for chimp change.

    When, one of the guys goes apish!t and says, “Kenya stop calling me a monkey?” He grabs a gun and screams, “I’m a baboon dammit!”

    Needless to say, I switched to capuchin-o after that.
    The trip turned into a complete baboondoggle.

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      A cornucopia of excellent puns!

  114. avatar Justin says:

    ” Oswald was a pussy “

    1. avatar vioshi says:

      The real shooter on the grassy knole.

  115. avatar paul says:

    Freedom Fighter of the Banana Republic

  116. avatar Duke of Sharon says:

    The New York Times has finally run out of pictures of Klansmen with guns.

  117. Jane Goodall’s “Roots and Shoots” program got a bit out of hand…

  118. avatar Jimmy says:

    When flinging poo just isn’t enough…

  119. avatar MG83 says:

    Since child-soldiers are now frowned upon, General Ubuko has developed a new strategy..

  120. avatar Kurt M says:

    “If you’re lucky Cape Town’s baboons will just throw feces at you.”
    “What if I’m unlucky?”


    Winner of the design your own lee Enfield contest

  121. avatar Jim says:

    Product testing at the new Marlin Factory.

  122. avatar Kurt M says:


    “We told him we put him on our protected species list so he promised to keep us off his endangered humans list.”

  123. avatar Blaine says:

    I’ll teach George about running into my tree!

  124. avatar Jay1987 says:

    yall need to take this down before Dirk Diggler sees… He’ll lose it all over his computer if he sees Mrs. Watts aiming a rifle.

  125. avatar Chip says:

    [mumbling] Guerrilla Warfare?…. Guerrilla Warfare!… No man….. you’ve got it aaaallllll wrong man…. You’ll see! Yoooouuuull see!

  126. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    As a form of social bonding, monkeys will often engage in sport or groom one another and pick off bugs. The most skilled among them can pick off a bug from 100 yards.

  127. avatar Nine says:


    NASA gave the leftover monkeys to The Army.

  128. avatar Pat says:

    Decided to skip the whole Rock, Club, Knife, Spear, Axe, Atlatl, Bow and Arrow, Sword, Crossbow thing (who needs evolution) and go straight to the good stuff.

  129. avatar 5spot says:

    The real reason behind Tracking Point targeting systems!

  130. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This beats the shit out of using a stick to get those bushbabies.
    (youtube it if you’ve never seen it)

  131. avatar Pascal says:

    Depicted: The natural born right of self defense as demonstrated by nature

  132. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    Dogfort comes to a tragic end during deployment in Zambia.

  133. avatar Paul53 says:

    Bonzo decided that it was past time to tell Microsoft what the public thought about Windows 8.

  134. avatar Joel says:

    News item: In one of the odder twists in the sad saga of the sequester, national party supply chain Party City has entered the winning bid in the Pentagon’s GSRP (Ghillie Suit Replacement Program) with their exclusive Kevlar Monkey Suit.

  135. avatar DiFiK8 says:

    No I won’t wear a diaper!


    I love to spend time out on the range after peeing into my own mouth,

  136. avatar Cameron S. says:

    After the success of his shotgun shooting pictures, President Obama has opted for a prone rifle photoshoot.

  137. avatar Devin says:

    In Soviet Russia, game hunt you!

  138. avatar charlie Taylor says:

    Baboon Command: Ook, ook, ook-ook

    Baboon-1: Ook ook. Ook?

    Baboon Command: Ook


    Baboon Command: Ook? Ook ook, ook-ook?!

    Baboon 1: …Ook.

  139. avatar Southerner says:

    Inadequate eye relief.

  140. avatar B.Malloy says:

    All he wanted to know was If he could get one of those banana clips for it.

  141. avatar B.Malloy says:

    This set up takes poo flinging to a whole new level.

    1. avatar vioshi says:

      Due to the ammo shortage, bobo developed an method to turn poo in to bullets. Unfortunately, the accuracy is crap.

  142. avatar Dox47 says:

    The “average gun owner” starring in MAIG’s new ad campaign.

  143. avatar XBowT says:

    “Malon Labe!”….”Out of MY COLD DEAD Opposable THUMBS!!

  144. avatar Bryan says:

    The other matrix, “Cornelius’s Son Grows Up”! “Planet of the Apes”, the prequel.

  145. avatar DJStuCrew says:

    Here leopard, leopard, leopard!

  146. avatar Edgehill says:

    BATF sniper training always starts with mil point training.

  147. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    This is what fps Russia has been up to, reviews of classic bolt actions.

  148. avatar jwestham says:

    Monkey see monkey shoot

  149. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Shooting: it’s so easy even a monkey can do it.

  150. avatar Glen Shaw says:

    After successfully completing the works of Shakespeare, George embarked on something a little more fulfilling.

  151. avatar Joseph B Campbell says:

    Love your picture. Brightened my morning.

  152. avatar Matt in Maine (formerly SD) says:

    …and this spectacular image proves the existence of the elusive gun-owning liberal.

  153. avatar Tommy says:

    Child: “Mommy, I don’t think I Like this zoo”

    Mother: “Shh, you don’t want to upset the animals, we’re in a gun free zone”

  154. avatar freedom says:

    PETA’s 50 year struggle for animal rights finally came to be regretted by its membership.

  155. avatar Alpha Pappa says:

    Where are those Gas Monkey bastards?

  156. avatar Brian says:

    Mall Ninjas – even their pets have guns.

  157. avatar LeftShooter says:

    So many Men in Yellow Hats, so little ammo…

  158. avatar Paul53 says:

    Got a liberal square in the crosshairs and the elephant forgot to bring the mag with the ammo! Elephants never forget my asterisk!

  159. avatar joe ray says:

    this just in – monkey buys ar-15 at gun show – with NO BACKGROUND CHECK!

  160. avatar gary1616 says:

    Monkey court huh….

  161. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Bobo the Russian monkey grew weary of the German monkeys invading his territory and decided to do something about it…

  162. avatar schizuki says:

    “We were in the veldt, fighting the baboons. We applied Rule .303. We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303!”

  163. avatar schizuki says:

    Less well-known than the Scopes Monkey Trial of 1925 were the Monkey Scope Trials of 1994.

  164. avatar Mercutio says:

    Piers Morgan accepts the Sarah Palin Challenge.

  165. avatar jcg101 says:

    The new Obamacare death panels aren’t what I expected… Taking monkey business to a whole new level.

  166. avatar RenegadeDave says:

    DiFi confronts her phobia of firearms head on

  167. avatar norcalcook says:

    Billy Zanes replacement for the next Sniper film.

  168. avatar Jason says:

    Guns don’t kill people. Hyper-intelligent baboons kill people.

  169. avatar Luke C. says:


  170. avatar JTwig says:

    Did everyone get a gun from the ATF but me?

  171. avatar Dallassoxfan says:

    Duck dynasty on spring break – the clothes come off.

  172. avatar scot pruitt says:

    Sniper what do you see? a banana tree, I shoot for food. Not climbing anymore trees.

  173. avatar Andrew says:

    Where did them dam banana thieves go

  174. avatar Canon says:

    New theme park… Planet of the Apes, Texas?

  175. avatar Jack B says:

    You can try and take my freedom.
    You can try and take my guns.

  176. avatar JWsix says:

    “King Kong ain’t got sh!t on me!”

  177. avatar Jethro Bean says:

    …and you thought it was just a movie…

  178. avatar Rob Gunn says:

    Gorilla warfare.

  179. avatar Az9mm says:

    The Indan military at its finest

  180. avatar jwm says:

    First they came for the liberals and I did nothing. I’m not a liberal.

    Then they came for the communists and I did nothing. I’m not a communist.

    Then they came for the academics and i did nothing. I’m not an academic.

    Then they came for the Jews and I did nothing. I’m not a Jew.

    Then they came for Baboons with Lee-Enfields. It was either fight or walk into the ovens.

  181. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Charelton Heston goes “Ape” over his newest sniper setup!!

  182. avatar Baboom the Snaper in training says:

    “Bet me three bananas I can’t hit what?”

  183. avatar Baboom says:

    Alerted to a potential threat from rogue Apes with AK’s in the area,
    Baboom the Snaper assumes a defensive posture.

  184. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Everyone always goes on about the 800 lb gorilla in the room. Let’s see how they like the 80 lb chimp on the next ridge.

  185. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    There once was a baboon named Bill
    Who had a license to kill
    He tried just stopping
    Instead, went melon popping
    And thought it all in goodwill

  186. Another good week. Kudos to Jon Brophy, Max, SigGuy, RockThisTown, Jay1987 and DJStuCrew. This week’s winner, though, is…Scholarcat. Congrats.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I approve.

    2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Yup. That was good stuff.

  187. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “What is the law?”

    “Ape not kill ape!”

  188. avatar J.G. says:

    Hey, through the scope that astronaut looks like Charlton Heston!

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