Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 12, 2013 75 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ This week’s winner will get a free download of the incredibly handy FirearmSafe iPhone app via iTunes, courtesy of Bob Reck, the wizard behind the program. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Assault Cow Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Taurus Owners Edition 75 COMMENTS “and this little number fires either .9mm bullets or 40 mm grenades, Mr Bond. Just remember not to pick your nose.” Reply Sadly little Suzie’s new prosthetic finger resulted in her being suspended from her elementary school when she pointed it at another student and said “pow”. Reply All those schools were onto something when they banned the finger guns… Reply And we just lost the argument about kids being suspended for for finger guns. Reply And I lost the race to make that comment… Reply In other news, The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership went into collective apoplexy when they saw this picture. Reply Oh crap. The booger hook is the bang switch! Reply Haha! Win! Reply Winner. Reply I just laughed so hard I think a lung collapsed Reply Got my vote Reply Win Reply Oh crap! The booger hook is the bang switch! Reply 3rd try is the charm. The booger hook is the bang switch. Reply first try was the charm. i still laughed at all three. Reply The true “shocker” Reply You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead wrist. Reply Prepare for your prostate exam, Mr. Bond. Reply The new and improved booger finger. Reply I don’t trust anything that has a lower case “i” preceding the name of the product. Reply Pull my finger…. Reply You should see what my other fingers can do. Reply ‘Ah, yes… the ol’ gun in the fake finger trick. That’s the second time I fell for it this week.” Reply Nice Get Smart reference. Reply The latest version in the development cycle of the sixties wonder, Sixfinger! http://youtu.be/ElVzs0lEULs Hell, I had one and took it to school with me. If a kid did that now, he’d have a felony charge. Reply While functional, the engineers have upgraded this prototype to the production version, featuring a relocation of the weapon from the index to the second finger. Not only is this a more stable platform, it also pays tribute to the second amendment, while sending a clear message to short rich guys named Bloomberg. Reply Once we are done with this, I want sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their head. Reply JUST POINT AND SHOOT! Reply Don’t you dare pull my finger ! Reply Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “finger bang.” Reply Julie wished she had gone for the knuckle BUIS option, as her thumb was an absolute b!tch to adjust for windage and elevation. Reply “And my leg is a rocket launcher.” Reply “She’s handicapped, not helpless.” Reply It’s a handgun, genius. Reply And for your prostate exam Mr Bond, I will use 2 fingers in case I need a second opinion. Reply Built in my bedroom with my new 3D printer, tomorrow I’ll make breasts that disperse teargas. Reply And you were worried that I was going to give you the middle finger. Reply This is what happens when you let Japanese kids play violent video games… Reply Handy… Reply On the one hand….. Reply I said…STOP…CRUSHING…MY…HEAD! Reply The photo is from the Korean movie “I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK”. It’s a pretty good, and weird movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497137/ Reply this pic reminded me of the Japanese movie “yakuza weapon” ( i think) the dudes arm was a minigun, and there was a chick whose vag was a rocket launcher. that should have been the photo to caption. Reply Worst prostate exam…ever. Reply Give me a break! You posted the same thought as me one minute earlier. Reply Nurse Goodhead begins her first day giving proctol exams. Reply I thought you didn’t use the sights when point shooting? Reply You’re grounded, and your daddy is going to jail. Reply I’m sad really. If you are advanced enough to have a cyborg gun-in-finger, you’d think you’d have all the software you would need to aim without a front site. But no, we spent too much money on the gun and not enough on the software. Turns out 2113 isn’t that much different from 2013. Reply *45 minutes later* CSI: Yes sir, she tested positive for GSR. Officer: OK Kid, What did you do with the gun? Kid: What gun? Do you see a gun around here? Officer: *yelling over his shoulder* OK everyone, canvas the area. It’s around here somewhere. Reply I know what you’re thinking. Does this finger hold 5 or 6? Frankly I lost count myself. So you have you ask yourself, ‘ya feeling lucky punk?’ So do you? Reply handgun or The reason it’s not polite to point Reply If the gun regulations get any stricter, your gun will be your fingerprint. Reply I know Mr Bond, we got the wrong finger…. BUT it’s the right caliber” Reply “Countess Von Fingerbang, I presume?” Surely there are some Archer fans here Reply made in north Korea Reply Point and shoot. Reply Well it’s not quite a vagina but it should get passed security. Reply ‘Pew, pew, pew!’ Reply beat me to it. Reply It the 18th century version of Voltton. Reply The finger thing that goes up! Reply “Per our NO VIOLENCE/BULLYING policy I’m afraid liitle Johny will be suspended! And if he’d used the other finger he would REALLY be in trouble!!” Reply “Go-go Gadget finger bang!” Reply An improved way to “give someone the finger”….. Reply Ya know I was skeptical about those oriental manicure shops, but now I’ve tried one it turns out to be a pretty good value! Reply “……………..see you space cowboy…….” Reply “Now if I could only find a fellow lesbian whose vagina is also a gun . . . .” Reply 1. The sequel to “Edward Scissorhands”, “Regina Pistolfinger”, never quite developed the same cult following. 2. Mr. & Mrs. Gadget’s goth teen was the envy of all the other goth teens at her school. Reply Worst. Manicure. Ever. Reply If they’re gonna suspend me for it, I’m gonna deserve it. Reply “PEW PEW PEW! JAPAN!” Reply “Domo arigato Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo!” Reply The all-new Protectron 2000: concealed weapons are best as to not let the world know how much of a hypocrite you are as you rid the world of guns, until you are under threat. Reply Pull my finger. 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