In an effort to thwart the State Departments personnel from the frequenting of overseas brothels hosted my minors as defined by the US, FBI agents have been sent undercover….
That would have been awesome, no matter how disturbing it would be if there was a SEAL Team that dressed like this and this is the last image that Bin Laden saw in his head. Frankly, with the results they get, I don’t care what they wear..Go get them!
The USO failed miserably in trying to provide entertainment to our front line female combat forces….
OR
Kristen Weiss immediately forces Robert to discontinue the new TTAG dating website when the head of Mayor Bloomberg’s security detail was her first match.
This picture is actually a few years old from a contest over at Zombie Squad (a preparedness website that uses zombies as a metaphor only) featured in their off-topic forum. The guy pictured is Crypto and is one of the moderators over there. It is actually a pretty decent preparedness website that covers everything from sustainable backyard agriculture to homemade communication systems to how to prep for disabled family members and a great deal more. They have a top-notch firearms forum with some very knowledgeable and experienced gunsmiths and former combat arms individuals. They also have a very strictly enforced “no-politics” rule that keeps the site helpful and not a flamefest. I would encourage people to go check it out if they have a few minutes, http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/.
If this pic is a couple of years old and you still remember it…
We are all in for a ride as we all took a gander at this fluffy tacticool itchy triggerfinger…
After finally landing his dream job as a Channing Tatum impersonator, Tom’s only question was “So where should I put this?” He meant his trigger finger.
Sigh, a picture that might prove some of the gun-grabbers are correct.
Hans’ weavers “unveil” their tactical line.
booger hook….
bang switch….
finger off the trigger, pouch boy 🙁
“This is my rifle, this is my gun…”
This is for fighting this is for ummm ah hell it never gets used
Winner!
OMG I just verp’d!
Dan really we can get you counseling man, really no one needs to know! 😉
This is my rifle and this is my gun
I’d be concealing my identity, too!
Too bad he didn’t cover up his tattoo. I’m sure he is taking some serious grief from his friends now.
With so much wrong with that picture some hall monitor is going to focus on this guy’s poor trigger discipline.
For me, I choose to focus on the tattoo and how its presence greatly undercuts the puupose of the face mask.
I was thinking the same thing. . .
I wasn’t. But that’s hilarious.
Dan, this photo is so wrong I would almost prefer a snap of DiFi. Nude.
I’m with you man, where is the eye bleach/ arrrrhhhh
If I were stupid enough to pose for a picture like this I would wear a mask too.
Caption: “Laugh all you want – this gun-pouch is Kevlar!”
By the by, if you don’t want to be recognized you might want to cover up that rather distinctive tat on your right shoulder. Just sayin’.
Eye bleach, where’s the eye bleach!!!
Somebody please hand me a spoon so I can gouge my eyes out.
+1
what has been seen cannot be unseen
In an effort to thwart the State Departments personnel from the frequenting of overseas brothels hosted my minors as defined by the US, FBI agents have been sent undercover….
Tinfoil HAT, dude…
Zero Dark Thirty got it wrong. This is the last thing Bin Ladin saw.
That would have been awesome, no matter how disturbing it would be if there was a SEAL Team that dressed like this and this is the last image that Bin Laden saw in his head. Frankly, with the results they get, I don’t care what they wear..Go get them!
an all female and Jewish assault team would have been for the win . . . .
Must be his eHarmony profile pic.
wat
Honey, you said you wanted to add some spice to our personal time. Now put on your tac vest!
When it’s “GO TIME” be ready no matter how freaky you might be getting at the time.
After a long weekend the 1SG arrived at the barracks early and was met by the Charge of Quarters…
Anti-fashionistas ruled the day at this year’s men’s fashion show in Milan.
Higher speed, lower drag…
…sick – and not in a good way.
Robert, put your pant back on please.
Yes, this is exactly what it looks like.
After accepting that his beloved SCAR would not pass the military’s torture test, Nick Leghorn shows off his AR300 blackout and tacticool speedo.
Team FNH’s hazing ritual was most hard on dear Leghorn.
*was almost hard on* fixed it…
This is Al-Queda. Fear Us. Look at the package.
Somewhere out there now is a mother that is rethinking her pro life stance. 30 years too damn late.
Joe Biden at home.
+1
What has been seen can never be UNseen.
The poster child for abortion, 20 years later……
As Norvis hoped, after the bank heist, the FBI was unable to get a useful description of the culprit!
The case for retroactive abortion.
Victoria’s “Secret” Security
. . . . . Meanwhile, Mayor Bloomberg lives out his secret weekend fantasy with “Ramone”, a gun-toting member of his “special” army . . .
Dammit Dirk, I lost a perfect cup of esspresso over that, thanks a bunch pal…
Crazy Joe Biden, you said size didn’t matter.
BTW Now that I can no longer see my shooting days are over.
Thanx
I just canceled my TTAG subscription after seeing that picture….thanks. 😉
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
(And in this case, don’t show.)
“Arm up” they said.
“Wear whatever you’ve got” they said.
…and not a fsck was given that day.
BREAKING NEWS…. Diane Feinstein’s secret lover leaks details of how he gets her off!
OMG, I think I have to replace my optic nerve from front to back.
Your responsibility to be ready for the fight never f**king ends!!!
The real suprise came when he realized the bannana hammock wasn’t fire retardant.
Fire-Island SWAT Uniform….
Before the bachelorette party in Aleppo…
When the Justice League is just minutes away…
So apparently they’re remaking, “Mad Max, The Road Warrior.” With it’s immortal tag line, “I loved him too….”
the year james yeager dressed as himself for halloween.
Concealed means concealed, fella………
Winner
Female video game armor. Now for men.
I think I need to change my iPhoto password.
Put that away before you hurt someone!
That is the full tactical package.
is there a requirement to talk to him before I shoot
Ready for a typical night out on the town, in Syria.
Gecko45’s Match.com photo. Fall to your knees ladies and worship…
U.S. Secret Service – Colombian Prostitution Unit
After inflated AR prices, I didn’t have much cash leftover for the mil-surp pants.
Good one!
Some people like ARs. Some people like ARs TOO MUCH!
James Yeagers next video goes where no gun guy has gone before……..
CAPTION: “You’re comin’ with us…”
dafuq
one of the 72 virgins revealed. . . . .
now aren’t you glad you were a martyr for the cause?
DAMMIT DIGGLER, YOU NOW OWE ME TWO ESSPRESSOS!!
DUDE NOT COOL…
how many 223s will fit in that shinney new pouch.
Cobra!
mr. farago, an alex jones is on line one with a complaint about a recent post…
This is my airsoft, this is my gun!
That’s just….. sick. ARG! I need a drink or six to get that out of my mind.
The Village People are pleased to announce their newest member…
All I can say is thank God for duct tape.
The bad news? He’s also happy to see you…
Mom??
If you must fight, fight naked.
looks like acurate interpolation can be made of chin, nose, eyes, so lesson 1 get a mask that provides bulk and less facial recognition features.
guess its ok if you hear something go bump in the night in the southern climes.
Chicago’s mayor home alone.
“Okay, we’re ready to test our new ballistic jock Firing in 5, 4, 3…”
“Buck Rogers in the, ur… wait… what?”
Guido says “Open carry is legal here. I’ve got nothing to hide.”
Later that night, Arthur decided to rethink his choice of mushrooms.
Anthony Weiner joined Seal Team Six
Dan, you schmuck!
You can’t un-see something; plucking out the offending eye is no help whatsoever.
I’ll get you for this…
“So where’s the camel with the toothache?!?”
– or –
“The future of covert ops: do this, and noone will dare notice you.”
OMG WTF?!!! Ok now that I’ve gotten that out.
“Ready for my Dinner Date with Dianne Feinstein.”
Where is the f#$@Ingram underwear bomber when we need him
Ban tactical, large capacity banana hammocks!
Ginger!
says it all
Umm where did you get my pic???
What happens in Vegas, don’t always stay in Vegas.
ROBERT FARAGO- Mr. January – The Annual TTAG Calendar!
Is this where the tryouts for the SQUAT team are?
Dang, Robert edits my posts for stuff nowhere near as obscene as that pic!
Why they don’t have SWAT team beauty contests – the swimsuit contest.
Clip of mayhem, but a sack.of magic, baby!
So much for “don’t ask, don’t tell”…..
So this is what the DHS/TSA personnel look like when the go through the new airport full body scanners
The USO failed miserably in trying to provide entertainment to our front line female combat forces….
OR
Kristen Weiss immediately forces Robert to discontinue the new TTAG dating website when the head of Mayor Bloomberg’s security detail was her first match.
Bob recently decided to switch from concealed carry to open carry.
Proof that guns and alcohol/drugs do NOT mix.
Officer Bananasling, please, in the name of all that you hold holy, fracking shoot me so I never have to think about what I have just seen
What……these shorts are printing? Damn it….I just got these .
When Minuteman drills go drastically awry…….
(Carnac puts the envelope to his head and says)…. “A skunk with its tail in air, a momma bear and cub… And this guy?”
(Carnac opens the envelope)… “Ways in which nature says back off”
Banana mag, meet banana hammock
“…No, dude, it’s ‘MOLON LABE,‘ not ‘MOLON LOVE.’ Sheesh…”
Somewhere a trailer park queen is lusting for me, I can feel it.
Get in the truck. There’s no time to explain.
I got yer large capacity right here.. .
or
This thing nails insurgents all day. And the rifle’s not bad either.
And here we have the reclusive “Mall Ninja” preparing for a trip to the beach.
The Army introduces it’s new high speedo, low drag combat uniforms…
Showing up at his body building class to demand a refund.
I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt…
What are you more afraid of: The gun? Or the man behind it?
Meet Gold Members brother, Silver Member
Tactical Bachelorette Party Stripper!
This picture is actually a few years old from a contest over at Zombie Squad (a preparedness website that uses zombies as a metaphor only) featured in their off-topic forum. The guy pictured is Crypto and is one of the moderators over there. It is actually a pretty decent preparedness website that covers everything from sustainable backyard agriculture to homemade communication systems to how to prep for disabled family members and a great deal more. They have a top-notch firearms forum with some very knowledgeable and experienced gunsmiths and former combat arms individuals. They also have a very strictly enforced “no-politics” rule that keeps the site helpful and not a flamefest. I would encourage people to go check it out if they have a few minutes, http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/.
If this pic is a couple of years old and you still remember it…
We are all in for a ride as we all took a gander at this fluffy tacticool itchy triggerfinger…
ZS FTW
Cover and concealment for the love of god
“Ned took his tin foil hat paranoia to a new level…”
After finally landing his dream job as a Channing Tatum impersonator, Tom’s only question was “So where should I put this?” He meant his trigger finger.
Just realized this guy probably doesn’t know about the Bullet Resistant cup ! He’ll probably regret it if he heads into combat kitted up like that !!
http://armorednutshellz.com/
Captain Smith, newly appointed commanding officer of Abu Grhaib military prison, Iraq, reports for his first day of duty.
As you can see Senator Feinstein, nature does not limit magazine size, barrel length, or the number of bullets you can use. And it is full auto.
High speed low drag has gotten extreme
It’s not about the size, it’s a out the range. I really wanted an AR-10.
Misspell: about not out.
Victoria’s Secret Service
Now, where the hell did I leave my KISS boots!?!
Did that thing look translucent to you guys too?
I’m from Homeland Security and you…..WHAT?
Leagalizing marijuana did have some unexpected side effects.
Super Troopers! That movie changed my life!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7P6tYRzxI?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D
This is my rifle this is my thong this is for killing this is for fun.
Steve, why does your bump-in-the-night gear include sunglasses?
NEVER do this again!!!!
What is wrong with this picture? His finger is on the trigger!
That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this but I guess some guys could not help but look further down. 🙂
screw the caption. this picture just sucks.
“Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend!!!!”