Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 12, 2013 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Welcoming The Fall Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Manna From Heaven Edition Gun Meme of the Day: New Friends Edition 50 COMMENTS …and that’s when I shot the leopard. Reply Lady, you’re doing it wrong. Never cross your legs during tactical movement. Reply Could be Ninja “cat walking…” Reply Immediatly after teaching your daughters trigger control we reccomend strict instruction on wardrobe control. Reply At least the hat and gun are proportional to each other… Reply Assault and Pepper Reply There’s your winner, boys. Reply Yup. Simple as that. Reply Marcel Marceau’s daughter trying take her act in a different direction, circa 1983. Reply wanna borrow my 3D printer? 🙂 Reply Remember ladies, exercise muzzle discipline in this (jazz hands) direction… Reply “One cannot prepare for a zombie apocalypse whilst committing a fashion catastrophe” Reply How to get around the gun grabbers’ ban on evil-looking Black rifles? Paint it white. Why didn’t we think of that before? Dressing like a hipster doesn’t hurt either. Reply Armalite Ballet Reply Magpul Dynamics conducts casting calls for their newest video, Art of the Dancing Carbine. Apparently in Texas there was a call for prettier faces and a way to get the wives to watch too. Reports that Chris Costa will tango with Nick Leghorn in a simunition hoe-down have not yet been confirmed. Reply Democrats are complaining that the NRA has rolled out its same old song and dance routine to legitimize assault weapons, hiding it behind another pretty face. Reply The Army rolls out its new and improved multicam for urban combat. Reply Whodah thunk Boy George is into guns? Reply The M-16 was 20-30 years old when her clothes were fashionable. “Modern” Sporting Rifle. Reply In this context, it would be “modren”. Reply A Suburban Terrorist Act Reply This is either from “Muzzle Flash Dance” or “A Chorus Firing Line”; I can’t remember which. Reply When I first saw the photo at Awkward Family Photos, all I could think was “Twyla Git Yer Gun,” and “Hakuna matata, M—- F—-!” My partner came up with Assault Steppin, and Feelin’ Plucky? http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/08/06/smooth-criminal/ More family portraits with firearms. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/tag/guns/ Reply After this incident Mom never did ask Dad to help choreograph any of Jessica’s dance routines again. Reply Jon R. — nice. You’ve got my vote. Of course, if any of you others would like to buy my vote…. (Please note: I accept ammo in most pistol denominations.) Reply “If I didn’t have to wee-wee so bad, I’d shoot you for laughing at my outfit!” Reply Full on Creeper. Reply A new definition of white power. Reply Hoping for a boost to her lagging career, Liz Berkeley grudgingly agrees to star in Paul Verhoeven’s latest clunker Showgirls 2: Payback Time. Reply BREAKING: Defense Distributed moves beyond printable lowers; now available: complete printable M-16s with bonus poseable love doll Reply Who says the NRA isn’t trying to appeal to groups outside of it’s base? Reply See? It’s not evil, it’s just misunderstood. Why, it doesn’t sport a goatee! Reply The original Russian ballet dance defector. Colt’s newest rifle, available only in tu-tu caliber. Reply “This’ how we get off the X… Off the X… off the X… this’ how we…” Reply Matt’s new avatar. Reply And to think I wasn’t even going to come into this thread. I’ve already got another one on deck, though. Reply Madonna gave up on the 2 gun approach? Randy Reply clockwork orange on ice? Reply Good one! Reply Very good. Reply Although an ardent supporter of the 2nd Amendment, Bethany was secretly delighted the Broadway version would NOT be allowed to use the original Beta Mag equipped rubber ducks. Reply One! Singular sensation, every single move she makes. One! Thrilling combination, every shot that she takes… Reply Debbie Wassserman-Schultz dancing around questions about the effectiveness of firearm bans. Reply LOVE IT! Reply Upon receiving numerous civilian complaints over intimidating military style uniforms, the Department of Homeland Security has been studying “less hostile equipment”. Reply Her rifle may be plastic, but her leopard skin is real. Reply sung to the tune of ‘me and my shadow’: me… and… my AR.. strolling down the avenue Reply Heather was suspended from school after this picture was posted on facebook. Sources say that it was because she was smiling holding a weapon of death and that her fellow classmates were very nervous about their safety. School officials were quoted as saying “it’s for the children, you know, common sense.” Reply Does this AR make my thighs look big? Reply Is this Glee’s take on “A Clockwork Orange”? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.