Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest News Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 22, 2013 57 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Smith & Wesson Announces Recall of New M&P12 Shotguns Made Before October 15, 2021 With 684 Homicides So Far, Chicago Threatens to Axe Half Its 13,000 Cops Over Vaccine Mandate Refusals Snohomish County Jailers Discover Colt .25 Hidden In Woman’s Abdominal Skin Folds 57 COMMENTS Hello MS Feinstein. I’ve been waiting to share an elevator with you. Reply Vice President Joe Doubtfire Reply Hahahaha, yes! This! Reply Say your prayers, Milk! Reply My ex-wife found out about the bowling team. Be advised. Reply “Pa, I SAID it’s time to quit drinkin’ and come home. My mother’s just come to stay for the winter.” Reply If I hold you at gunpoint, will you? Reply In case you wanted to know what happened to Barney Fife’s piece when he is off duty. Reply You want me to give you EVERYTHING I have in my purse??? Well here you go biotch!!! Reply Alice Capone Reply WHOA!! HEY!! You don’t need that. I’m pretty sure you can just kick my ass. Reply Make your own damn sandwich. Reply Hold still Difi, there’s a fly on your nose… Reply I’ll take that in small unmarked bills, thank you. Reply On a seamstress’ salary of just $16 a week, Gladys could never have afforded a pistol… Reply I got yer permit right here Reply Having left her shotgun at home, and ignoring the suggestions to vomit and pee on herself, Mrs Cleaver hit upon a better way to ward off a violent rapist. Reply “You were saying?” Reply Aunt Bee lived a double life no one suspected. Reply The untold story of “Don’t Squeeze the Charmin”, Chapter 1. Mrs. Whipple. Reply J. Edgar Hoover in disguise circa 1940. Reply you beat me to it! LOL Reply Give me a moment to get out my rape whistle. Reply Ma’am, I was just kidding…you’re not even my type…. Reply Isotoner gloves – because powder burns are so unladylike. Reply I’ll teach you to make fun of my hat! Reply Angela Merkel arrives in Cyprus ready to discus the new banking tax. Reply As her rapier wit grew dull with age, Dorothy Parker would often resort to extreme tactics to get the last word in an argument during her twilight years. Reply Trannies: packing heat since 1934. Reply And that’s not all. Reply You’ll find that I’m quiet handy with an ‘iron.’ Reply 1) No, wait – it’s not a gun in my pocket . . . I’m just glad to see you! 2) Hillary, I swear, this isn’t what it looks like . . . 3) No failure to communicate here, I understand perfectly. 4) Hat, $50; gloves, $40; the look on her cheating husband’s face . . . priceless. 5) Hello, Annie. I see you’ve already got your gun. Reply Protesting for women’s suffrage? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Reply That’s not Feinstein…it’s her grand daughter. Reply Mr Pearse Morgan! We always seem to have trouble getting you British to go back home. But following precedent, we’ll do it the way they did it back in ’76. Reply TO: All RE: If She’s a Cypriot What do you MEAN by a 10% tax on my savings account? Reply Change that…. What do you MEAN there’s a 10% tax on my savings account? Reply “What do you mean you are out of .22LR, Midol and Tampons?” Reply I didn’t choose the bingo life, bingo life chose me! Straight outta Peaceful Acres! Hazel, tell this fool he best step out my face… We late for Denny’s and I need to eat so I can take my pill! Reply Julia Child finds out the price of Le Crueset cookware. Ceylon, 1944. Reply FTW! Reply It’s been so hard for J. Edgar to find a purse that will fit a .38. Now all he needs is a garter for his .22. Reply That was very nice Mister Hoffa, but I’m afraid there’s going to be an unhappy ending. Reply Guess what I have in my purse? No, it’s not a tampon… Reply “So Piers likes to debate?” Reply Shemp, meet my boy, Curly! Reply Alice resolved to never again be the runner up in the Easter parade. Reply Honey, I know Washington is full of liberal democrates, but I promise if I see one I will give them your message. Reply This is the second biggest thing I’m hiding that you don’t see. Reply Look at the new compact I got….. Reply 101% rape-proof . Reply I found this in the oven. Is it yours? Reply I suggest this method of carry over the vagina holster. Reply I hate blind dates. This time If the guy turns and runs, he wont get away. Reply I’ll give you my gun, but only if you promise to take away Dianne Feinstein’s gun. Reply Feinstein’s mom considers aborting for the sake of humanity. Reply That’s taken care of, now to get my hair done. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.