Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Tumbleweed53 says:

    Hello MS Feinstein. I’ve been waiting to share an elevator with you.

  2. avatar CJ says:

    Vice President Joe Doubtfire

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      Hahahaha, yes! This!

  3. avatar SubZ says:

    Say your prayers, Milk!

  4. avatar Mike Taylor says:

    My ex-wife found out about the bowling team. Be advised.

  5. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Pa, I SAID it’s time to quit drinkin’ and come home. My mother’s just come to stay for the winter.”

  6. avatar Cliff says:

    If I hold you at gunpoint, will you?

  7. avatar Abqjohnny says:

    In case you wanted to know what happened to Barney Fife’s piece when he is off duty.

  8. avatar ironman says:

    You want me to give you EVERYTHING I have in my purse??? Well here you go biotch!!!

  9. avatar blahpony says:

    Alice Capone

  10. avatar BLAMMO says:

    WHOA!! HEY!! You don’t need that. I’m pretty sure you can just kick my ass.

  11. avatar wussface says:

    Make your own damn sandwich.

  12. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Hold still Difi, there’s a fly on your nose…

  13. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    I’ll take that in small unmarked bills, thank you.

  14. avatar William Burke says:

    On a seamstress’ salary of just $16 a week, Gladys could never have afforded a pistol…

  15. avatar Peter says:

    I got yer permit right here

  16. avatar Tumbleweed53 says:

    Having left her shotgun at home, and ignoring the suggestions to vomit and pee on herself, Mrs Cleaver hit upon a better way to ward off a violent rapist.

  17. avatar Matt in SD says:

    “You were saying?”

  18. avatar Crunkleross says:

    Aunt Bee lived a double life no one suspected.

  19. avatar Mark N. says:

    The untold story of “Don’t Squeeze the Charmin”, Chapter 1. Mrs. Whipple.

  20. avatar ChuckN says:

    J. Edgar Hoover in disguise circa 1940.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      you beat me to it! LOL

  21. avatar Ray Bowman says:

    Give me a moment to get out my rape whistle.

  22. avatar Rooster says:

    Ma’am, I was just kidding…you’re not even my type….

  23. avatar AaronW says:

    Isotoner gloves – because powder burns are so unladylike.

  24. avatar alanhmn says:

    I’ll teach you to make fun of my hat!

  25. avatar Sammy says:

    Angela Merkel arrives in Cyprus ready to discus the new banking tax.

  26. avatar Lucas D. says:

    As her rapier wit grew dull with age, Dorothy Parker would often resort to extreme tactics to get the last word in an argument during her twilight years.

  27. avatar إبليس says:

    Trannies: packing heat since 1934.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      And that’s not all.

  28. avatar Nick Geninatti says:

    You’ll find that I’m quiet handy with an ‘iron.’

  29. avatar RockThisTown says:

    1) No, wait – it’s not a gun in my pocket . . . I’m just glad to see you!

    2) Hillary, I swear, this isn’t what it looks like . . .

    3) No failure to communicate here, I understand perfectly.

    4) Hat, $50; gloves, $40; the look on her cheating husband’s face . . . priceless.

    5) Hello, Annie. I see you’ve already got your gun.

  30. avatar ErrantVenture says:

    Protesting for women’s suffrage? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

  31. avatar engineear says:

    That’s not Feinstein…it’s her grand daughter.

  32. avatar Tumbleweed53 says:

    Mr Pearse Morgan! We always seem to have trouble getting you British to go back home. But following precedent, we’ll do it the way they did it back in ’76.

  33. avatar Chuck Pelto says:

    TO: All
    RE: If She’s a Cypriot

    What do you MEAN by a 10% tax on my savings account?

    1. avatar Chuck Pelto says:

      Change that….

      What do you MEAN there’s a 10% tax on my savings account?

  34. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “What do you mean you are out of .22LR, Midol and Tampons?”

  35. avatar scooter says:

    I didn’t choose the bingo life, bingo life chose me! Straight outta Peaceful Acres! Hazel, tell this fool he best step out my face… We late for Denny’s and I need to eat so I can take my pill!

  36. avatar iuvenal says:

    Julia Child finds out the price of Le Crueset cookware. Ceylon, 1944.

  37. avatar Steve in MA says:

    It’s been so hard for J. Edgar to find a purse that will fit a .38. Now all he needs is a garter for his .22.

  38. avatar Tumbleweed53 says:

    That was very nice Mister Hoffa, but I’m afraid there’s going to be an unhappy ending.

  39. avatar Ed Rogers says:

    Guess what I have in my purse? No, it’s not a tampon…

  40. avatar Chris says:

    “So Piers likes to debate?”

  41. avatar Tommy Boy says:

    Shemp, meet my boy, Curly!

  42. avatar Cynic says:

    Alice resolved to never again be the runner up in the Easter parade.

  43. avatar Henry B says:

    Honey, I know Washington is full of liberal democrates, but I promise if I see one I will give them your message.

  44. avatar Kittenfists says:

    This is the second biggest thing I’m hiding that you don’t see.

  45. avatar Ofc. Scott Martini says:

    Look at the new compact I got…..

  46. avatar Rodeo Jones says:

    101% rape-proof .

  47. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    I found this in the oven. Is it yours?

  48. avatar Rigtview says:

    I suggest this method of carry over the vagina holster.

  49. avatar Tumbleweed53 says:

    I hate blind dates. This time If the guy turns and runs, he wont get away.

  50. avatar rambam says:

    I’ll give you my gun, but only if you promise to take away Dianne Feinstein’s gun.

  51. avatar Pat says:

    Feinstein’s mom considers aborting for the sake of humanity.

  52. avatar Bigbob says:

    That’s taken care of, now to get my hair done.

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