The lost member of “The Village People”, dubbed The Big Red Gunner, he left the group after tucking his gun down the front of his diaper and it misfired.
“And here we have that big brute Sean, modeling the latest in cross-your-heart bandoliers. See how they lift and separate? The posing pouch is by Speedo, and the boots, of course, are from Mr. Blackwell’s House of Pain. I don’t know about you girls, but I’D love to service HIS revolver!”
Actually Zardoz has its moments. But some terrible quarter-hours. I don’t remember Connery looking that gay. But it’s the one film from that era that springs to to the top of my list, when someone says “Hey…we don’t have any new ideas…let’s do a remake!”
It was another day in Tombstone. The cowboys were sleeping in the brush, the saloon bustled with noise, and the occasional horse whinnied. A lone rustler strolled through the main street. Sheriff Poof then walked over, whipped his ponytail, and pulled his sidearm from its holster. He calmly strutted toward the man and gave a bold statement.
“We don’t take too kindly to your type round here.”
Let’s see you bare it all.
The lost member of “The Village People”, dubbed The Big Red Gunner, he left the group after tucking his gun down the front of his diaper and it misfired.
Thought to be the inspiration for “Macho Man”.
thanks for the nightmare i’m probably going to have tonight…
Love this movie.
This is a clip from a movie?
“Zardoz”
God that was a weird movie. Watched it for the first time a few months back, so freaking strange.
How!? I found this movie to be horrible, absolutely horrible. This is also far more of Sean Connery than I ever wanted to see
Let me show you my gun. And my revolver.
Is that Sean Connery as in 007 in disguise ?
Sadly yes.
“I left my heart in San Franciscooooo…”
It’s still less embarrassing than “Highlander II”
No. No it isn’t.
Guess where I hang my moonclips!
These colors don’t run, and these boots don’t print.
“If they thought the costumes in A Clockwork Orange were cool, I’m a shoo-in for an Oscar with this.”
THIS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!! We want HOT girls in bikinis. You just shorted out my brain and I can’t come up with any caption.
+1K Joe!!
“I’ll be pole dancing in the big room all week.”
Aaaaaagggghhh!!!!
My eyes!
It burns!!
It BURNS !!!
” To screams of approval from the fashionistas, Jacques DeSnoot unveiled his provocative new ‘Butch Metrosexual’ line of mens clothing.”
Hair Club for Men advertisement found in an old gun magazine.
Police officer: “Can you describe the man who shot you?”
Victim: *gives description*
Police officer: Putting notepad away in frustration, “If you are not going to take this seriously, we’re not going to be able to help you.”
“Obviously NOT compensating for the size of his penis. Unless that’s really just spare socks.”
The Range Master told me to never come back…
+1
I can just hear the runway announcer now:
“And here we have that big brute Sean, modeling the latest in cross-your-heart bandoliers. See how they lift and separate? The posing pouch is by Speedo, and the boots, of course, are from Mr. Blackwell’s House of Pain. I don’t know about you girls, but I’D love to service HIS revolver!”
Actually Zardoz has its moments. But some terrible quarter-hours. I don’t remember Connery looking that gay. But it’s the one film from that era that springs to to the top of my list, when someone says “Hey…we don’t have any new ideas…let’s do a remake!”
The movie was crap, but Connery’s Webley-Fosbury automatic revolver is a good Obscure Object Of Desire.
+1
Do these boots make me look fat?
My eyes! MY EYES! I’M BLIND!!!
You’re blind? You’re lucky.
Caption:
Why yes, it’s real. And it’s absolutely fabulous.
Sean does his own version of “These Boots Were Made For Walking”…
Y M C A !
Behold the latest in urban fashion Diaper, Suspender Bandolier I present The Dipendolier!
um. Apparantly you are unclear about the meaning of concealed/ carry….
like the range master sez… don’t come back
Q’s last invention before he was forced into retirement.
+1 ;>)
Winner: 1974 Log Cabin Republican’s Film Festival
Caption: Schhhuck on it, Trebek!
+20
Do you think my Glock would go better with this outfit?
Whoever told me this was a costume party is gonna pay!
For those of you who fuss about girls in bikinis with guns, we present…
Bondage, James Bondage
You got it. ++1
DAMMIT!!
Too late again. Now, somebody please hand me a spoon to gouge out my eyes.
Suspendoliers. For when you need extra support.
I told the costume designer that red wasn’t my favorite color.
The director wanted to see more of me. But, this is rediculous.
Groveling ain’t enough. I’m gonna cap this wardrobe twit. Give me my pants and back off or you’re next!
“Does this outfit make my Johnson look big?”
It was another day in Tombstone. The cowboys were sleeping in the brush, the saloon bustled with noise, and the occasional horse whinnied. A lone rustler strolled through the main street. Sheriff Poof then walked over, whipped his ponytail, and pulled his sidearm from its holster. He calmly strutted toward the man and gave a bold statement.
“We don’t take too kindly to your type round here.”
HA HA HA HA! …”(I heard) your spurs.”
You like that don’t you Trebek!
+10
Trebek, you know your mother gave me this outfit…
I’ll come up with a snappy caption as soon as I finishing rinsing my eyes with bleach.
You just can’t un-see some things…
Off Camera: “Is that a revolver or are you just happy to see me?”
Mr. Connery: “Why can’t it be both?”
“No, the gun came with the outfit; I bought the boots to match.”
1. “There can be only ONE”
2. Rules of firearm safety he’s breaking: at least two.
Rules of fashion he’s breaking: all of them
Red is my color, and you should see the backside!
It takes a very secure man just to wear those boots!
Gun Good. Penis Bad.
Actually, this movie can be hilarious if you watch it in the proper mood.
Mood defined as alchohol…
Or other?
Sean Connery, in his favorite role to date. He’s still waiting to film the sequel.
Just proof that, even wearing a diaper, Sean Connery is more of a man than you’ll ever be.
“I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”