Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Ken says:

    You think I’m kidding? I said make me some cookies!

  2. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    I said hand over the cupcakes!

  3. avatar ogFrag says:

    I know you ate ma cookies!

  4. avatar Chuck in IL says:

    Then I told her, “take one more cookie from me and your gonna get it!”

  5. avatar Jim R says:

    Baby-Face Finster, 42, held up an area bakery last night. He escaped capture with over $350 in cash and a large chocolate cake. He is still at large and is considered armed and dangerous.

    1. avatar Felix says:

      I think you meant “… is still at small …”.

    2. avatar 16V says:

      “Finster with a cee-gar? Finster shavin’?”

      Bugs Bunny flashbacks…

  6. avatar Whit says:

    There BETTER not be any crusts on that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, capice?

  7. avatar Lance says:

    Im here to rescue the Pillberry Dough Boy get him out of that oven know or its curtains Chef!!!!

  8. avatar Brandon says:

    What you see above is an actual photo of a gun owner’s child threatening the school cook. This madness MUST STOP!

    – The Brady Campaign

  9. avatar Michael B. says:

    Billy Phillips with a pop gun, seconds before being gunned down by police.

    Deputy Johnson: “We feared for the doughnut lady’s safety.”

  10. avatar Mike S says:

    Vice President Joe Biden’s next “home defense tip” is demonstrated for the press

  11. avatar Oversoul says:

    I first thought to make some joke about the officer training targets, but I really can’t.

  12. avatar Rick F. says:

    “I told you, no brussel sprouts!”

  13. avatar Augur says:

    I said I didn’t want brusselsprouts!

  14. avatar Ralph says:

    Chris Christie’s hatred of guns started when his mom, a baker at the Twinkie factory, was held up a gunpoint by a young Gayle Trotter.

  15. avatar jaykayd says:

    Nein, kleine Hans. Zis does not change that ve are still out of strudel.

  16. avatar Eric Dailey says:

    “You’ll never molest me again”.

  17. avatar InBox485 says:

    Don’t waste your time kid. That bullet would never penetrate deep enough.

  18. avatar Stinkeye says:

    “Cut the crap! What have you done with the REAL Chef Boyardee?”

  19. avatar Skyler says:

    Wait, where are all the nannies complaining that he has his finger on the trigger and he’s pointing the gun at someone he doesn’t intend to shoot?

  20. avatar 16V says:

    “My post-nap snack is to include good vodka! You bring me that cheap Stolichnaya piss one more time, and I will have my father feed you to the dogs!”

  21. avatar surlycmd says:

    No more fricken succotash lady! I’ll poppa cap in your butt if I see that crap on the line just one more time!

  22. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    Baker lady refuses to give back childs shotgun so joe bidens great niece has a plan, Randy

  23. avatar James100 says:

    I know it’s a toy… I’m trying to get kicked outta this damn school.

  24. avatar darkstar says:

    OK lady hand over the “dough”!

  25. avatar JAS says:

    Kid: “I’ve got you, hand over the bread.”
    Matron:”That thing will barely go through my chef’s gown.”

  26. avatar Cliff says:

    “Is Polish pistol, leetle boy, I do not fear you.”

  27. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I want a chocolate cake and I want it NOW!

  28. avatar Casey T says:

    Let the Gingerbread Man out of the oven NOW!

  29. avatar Gregolas says:

    ” When Oompa-Loompas go bad.”

  30. avatar schizuki says:

    This is a .22 rimfire, the least powerful handgun in the world, and it will blow your hat clean off. So you gotta ask yourself a question – “Do I feel lucky?”

    Well… do ya, chef?

  31. avatar pat says:

    “Though ya may have put on a few pounds, I can tell a Feinstein anywhere. No, I aint giving up my guns for cookies.”

  32. avatar Sammy says:

    How did an elf your size get in my tree?

  33. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    I don’t care what Michelle Obama says – I’m not eating those vegetables!

    Okay Paul Prudhomme, stop blackening all my food!

    I know you’ve got donuts – now give ’em to me!

    My gammy Dianne Feinstein gave me this gun!

    Alright, where did you hide those Golden Tickets?

    From now on, you call me Cap’n Crunch!

    Get in there and fix me some pancakes Mrs. Butterworth!

  34. avatar Steve in MA says:

    “Leave the gun, take the cannoli “

  35. avatar AaronW says:

    Richard Davis gets ready for his first armed delivery run.

  36. avatar Brock says:

    Jacob, An up and coming member of The Youth Leauge had caught another thought criminal.

  37. avatar In Memphis says:

    Emeril Lagasses parents knew from an early age they couldnt afford to send him to cullinary school. He took matters in to his own hands.

    1. avatar In Memphis says:


    2. avatar 16V says:

      Lagasse cooks food that would shame my ex-Ukraine friends. I wouldn’t let that fat ghetto filth make breakfast for my dog. He knows nothing about food.

      BAM! Is what hits the water in the toilet when one cooks his white-trash hackneyed recipes. Emeril’s food will cause the same effects of a liter of rail vodka followed by at least a dozen White Castles with extra pickles and onion, then a Steak-N-Shake Chili-3-way to top it off.

      1. avatar In Memphis says:

        Haha that was hillarious! Say what you will about Steak-N-Shake but leave White Castle out if this!

        1. avatar 16V says:

          I do like WC and SnS – just the side effects are rather predictable.

  38. avatar Don says:

    I’ll give up my gun when the fat lady sings. You got somethin’ to say Ms. fat lady?

  39. avatar Don says:

    Keep off my cookie woman.

  40. avatar Chris McLain says:

    Feinstein discovers the benefits of being the only one with a gun at a very young age.

  41. avatar Don says:

    I’m from Mayor Bloomberg’s office…clearly a crime has been committed here fatso.

  42. avatar Zach says:

    I know you don’t wanna get hurt just tell me where chef boyardee is!!!!!!

  43. avatar smaj says:

    Hand over the borscht or Svetlana here gets it.

  44. avatar frog says:

    So where are those elves you were tellin me about?

  45. avatar SGC says:

    You should be wearing eye and ear protection little boy!

  46. avatar B says:

    Keanu: Shoot the hostage. Take them out of the situation.

  47. avatar Cynic says:

    Baby faced Nelson. When he really was.

  48. avatar Jarhead1982 says:

    You feed me mush one more time and you will sleep with the fishes!

  49. avatar Bob says:

    Dammit Gov Christie, I said no more cheeseburgers for you!

    After reports of the attacks on Hansel and Gretal were released, children everywhere no longer felt safe and began to arm themselves. One local child’s statements to reportesr, “I don’t care what the gun laws are; I’ll be no easy meal”

  50. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    ENGLISH, lunch lady…DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  51. avatar Bill says:

    I said no [email protected]$king vegetables.

  52. avatar CJ says:

    “If anyone’s getting euthanized It’s you, sister!”

  53. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Your cookies or your life!”

  54. avatar Jeh says:

    I said…where is my pop-tart?

  55. avatar Mike B says:

    Although very young at the time, Comrade Putin shows he will have a promising career working for the state by pointing out to the school cook that criticism of the products from Red Flag Beet Cannery #6 will not be tolerated.

  56. avatar fallman says:

    Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man.
    Bake me a cake as fast as you can…

  57. avatar JohnJacobJingleheimerschmidt says:

    “I’m telling you, that’s a man baby! Can’t fool these eyes! What did you do with the REAL Mrs. Butterworth?”

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