Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 22, 2013 68 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Build Your Own AK Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At HUXWRX Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Polyarmorous Relationship Edition 68 COMMENTS You think I’m kidding? I said make me some cookies! Reply I said hand over the cupcakes! Reply I know you ate ma cookies! Reply Then I told her, “take one more cookie from me and your gonna get it!” Reply Baby-Face Finster, 42, held up an area bakery last night. He escaped capture with over $350 in cash and a large chocolate cake. He is still at large and is considered armed and dangerous. Reply I think you meant “… is still at small …”. Reply “Finster with a cee-gar? Finster shavin’?” Bugs Bunny flashbacks… Reply There BETTER not be any crusts on that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, capice? Reply Im here to rescue the Pillberry Dough Boy get him out of that oven know or its curtains Chef!!!! Reply What you see above is an actual photo of a gun owner’s child threatening the school cook. This madness MUST STOP! – The Brady Campaign Reply Billy Phillips with a pop gun, seconds before being gunned down by police. Deputy Johnson: “We feared for the doughnut lady’s safety.” Reply Vice President Joe Biden’s next “home defense tip” is demonstrated for the press Reply I first thought to make some joke about the officer training targets, but I really can’t. Reply “I told you, no brussel sprouts!” Reply I said I didn’t want brusselsprouts! Reply Chris Christie’s hatred of guns started when his mom, a baker at the Twinkie factory, was held up a gunpoint by a young Gayle Trotter. Reply Nein, kleine Hans. Zis does not change that ve are still out of strudel. Reply “You’ll never molest me again”. Reply Don’t waste your time kid. That bullet would never penetrate deep enough. Reply “Cut the crap! What have you done with the REAL Chef Boyardee?” Reply Wait, where are all the nannies complaining that he has his finger on the trigger and he’s pointing the gun at someone he doesn’t intend to shoot? Reply “My post-nap snack is to include good vodka! You bring me that cheap Stolichnaya piss one more time, and I will have my father feed you to the dogs!” Reply No more fricken succotash lady! I’ll poppa cap in your butt if I see that crap on the line just one more time! Reply Baker lady refuses to give back childs shotgun so joe bidens great niece has a plan, Randy Reply I know it’s a toy… I’m trying to get kicked outta this damn school. Reply OK lady hand over the “dough”! Reply +1 Reply Kid: “I’ve got you, hand over the bread.” Matron:”That thing will barely go through my chef’s gown.” Reply “Is Polish pistol, leetle boy, I do not fear you.” Reply I want a chocolate cake and I want it NOW! Reply Let the Gingerbread Man out of the oven NOW! Reply ” When Oompa-Loompas go bad.” Reply FTW! Reply This is a .22 rimfire, the least powerful handgun in the world, and it will blow your hat clean off. So you gotta ask yourself a question – “Do I feel lucky?” Well… do ya, chef? Reply Winner! Reply “Though ya may have put on a few pounds, I can tell a Feinstein anywhere. No, I aint giving up my guns for cookies.” Reply How did an elf your size get in my tree? Reply I don’t care what Michelle Obama says – I’m not eating those vegetables! Okay Paul Prudhomme, stop blackening all my food! I know you’ve got donuts – now give ’em to me! My gammy Dianne Feinstein gave me this gun! Alright, where did you hide those Golden Tickets? From now on, you call me Cap’n Crunch! Get in there and fix me some pancakes Mrs. Butterworth! Reply “Leave the gun, take the cannoli “ Reply The latest in the “No More Hesitation” target series. (http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2013/02/daniel-zimmerman/leo-training-tool-of-the-day-no-hesitation-targets/) Reply Richard Davis gets ready for his first armed delivery run. Reply Jacob, An up and coming member of The Youth Leauge had caught another thought criminal. Reply Emeril Lagasses parents knew from an early age they couldnt afford to send him to cullinary school. He took matters in to his own hands. Reply BAM! Reply Lagasse cooks food that would shame my ex-Ukraine friends. I wouldn’t let that fat ghetto filth make breakfast for my dog. He knows nothing about food. BAM! Is what hits the water in the toilet when one cooks his white-trash hackneyed recipes. Emeril’s food will cause the same effects of a liter of rail vodka followed by at least a dozen White Castles with extra pickles and onion, then a Steak-N-Shake Chili-3-way to top it off. Reply Haha that was hillarious! Say what you will about Steak-N-Shake but leave White Castle out if this! Reply I do like WC and SnS – just the side effects are rather predictable. I’ll give up my gun when the fat lady sings. You got somethin’ to say Ms. fat lady? Reply Keep off my cookie woman. Reply Feinstein discovers the benefits of being the only one with a gun at a very young age. Reply I’m from Mayor Bloomberg’s office…clearly a crime has been committed here fatso. Reply I know you don’t wanna get hurt just tell me where chef boyardee is!!!!!! Reply Hand over the borscht or Svetlana here gets it. Reply So where are those elves you were tellin me about? Reply You should be wearing eye and ear protection little boy! Reply Keanu: Shoot the hostage. Take them out of the situation. Reply Baby faced Nelson. When he really was. Reply You feed me mush one more time and you will sleep with the fishes! Reply Dammit Gov Christie, I said no more cheeseburgers for you! After reports of the attacks on Hansel and Gretal were released, children everywhere no longer felt safe and began to arm themselves. One local child’s statements to reportesr, “I don’t care what the gun laws are; I’ll be no easy meal” Reply ENGLISH, lunch lady…DO YOU SPEAK IT? Reply FTW! Reply I said no [email protected]$king vegetables. Reply “If anyone’s getting euthanized It’s you, sister!” Reply “Your cookies or your life!” Reply I said…where is my pop-tart? Reply Although very young at the time, Comrade Putin shows he will have a promising career working for the state by pointing out to the school cook that criticism of the products from Red Flag Beet Cannery #6 will not be tolerated. Reply Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can… Reply “I’m telling you, that’s a man baby! Can’t fool these eyes! What did you do with the REAL Mrs. Butterworth?” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.