Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 9, 2012 38 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: One Last Christmas Meme for 2023 Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s Fascinating Edition 38 COMMENTS Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time! Reply No I don’t need to see it in your eyes, just whisper to me “How much you love me”! Reply “Close your eyes. I’ll make that bad tooth stop hurting.” Reply Similar thought: “Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.” Reply “This is how I say I love you………” Reply I swear if you stick your tongue in my ear one more time…!!! Reply go ahead, yell my sister’s name as you climax………… Reply You put yours away, I’ll put mine away. Reply No, you REALLY do need to shave before kissing me. Reply Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me? Reply How do you like having someone else’s barrel pushed against YOUR cheek? Reply “Sights of iron, heart of stone.” Reply “You’re my Vaquero” she purred…. while holding her Vaquero to his throat. Reply Different direction- “She knew the gun was empty And she knew she couldn’t win But her final prayer was answered When the rifles fired again” Reply Apparently this telenovela only had the budget for one Spanish Angel… Reply “Your habit of checking out other girls WILL stop, one way or the other.” Reply How’d you like a second set of lips, right here? Reply Cheap, painless divorce (alimony not included). Reply Get your finger out of my vagina. Reply Well that escalated quickly… Reply Go ahead ask me for a sammich one more damn time! Reply Wash the dishes, no sweetheart, YOU wash the dishes Reply Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised? Reply I’m sorry for resorting to this but your mother in law is going to live with us from now on. Reply So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like?? Wait just a second and you shall see!!! Reply Introducing the new Gillette Mach 4, for a close shave she will never forget! Reply Maybe Mach .45? Reply “So THAT’S what was in your pants. I just figured you were a dude.” Reply “I’m fulfilling what all your past girlfriends wanted to do”. Reply “Is it a DGU if the weapon is used to prevent a broken heart?” Reply Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me. Reply Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy . Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done? Reply “Mine’s bigger.” Reply Love is never having to say your sorry Reply woman to man: yeah, rape wasn’t such a good idea after all, huh? Reply Why did I believe her when she said she forgave me for catching me in bed with her sister? Reply Guess who? And you better get it right… Reply Those better be sweet nothings that you are whispering in my ear….. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ
Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time! Reply
Different direction- “She knew the gun was empty And she knew she couldn’t win But her final prayer was answered When the rifles fired again” Reply
Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised? Reply
So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like?? Wait just a second and you shall see!!! Reply
Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy . Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done? Reply
Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time!
No I don’t need to see it in your eyes, just whisper to me “How much you love me”!
“Close your eyes. I’ll make that bad tooth stop hurting.”
Similar thought: “Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.”
“This is how I say I love you………”
I swear if you stick your tongue in my ear one more time…!!!
go ahead, yell my sister’s name as you climax…………
You put yours away, I’ll put mine away.
No, you REALLY do need to shave before kissing me.
Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
How do you like having someone else’s barrel pushed against YOUR cheek?
“Sights of iron, heart of stone.”
“You’re my Vaquero” she purred…. while holding her Vaquero to his throat.
Different direction-
“She knew the gun was empty
And she knew she couldn’t win
But her final prayer was answered
When the rifles fired again”
Apparently this telenovela only had the budget for one Spanish Angel…
“Your habit of checking out other girls WILL stop, one way or the other.”
How’d you like a second set of lips, right here?
Cheap, painless divorce (alimony not included).
Get your finger out of my vagina.
Well that escalated quickly…
Go ahead ask me for a sammich one more damn time!
Wash the dishes, no sweetheart, YOU wash the dishes
Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised?
I’m sorry for resorting to this but your mother in law is going to live with us from now on.
So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like??
Wait just a second and you shall see!!!
Introducing the new Gillette Mach 4, for a close shave she will never forget!
Maybe Mach .45?
“So THAT’S what was in your pants. I just figured you were a dude.”
“I’m fulfilling what all your past girlfriends wanted to do”.
“Is it a DGU if the weapon is used to prevent a broken heart?”
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy .
Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done?
“Mine’s bigger.”
Love is never having to say your sorry
woman to man: yeah, rape wasn’t such a good idea after all, huh?
Why did I believe her when she said she forgave me for catching me in bed with her sister?
Guess who? And you better get it right…
Those better be sweet nothings that you are whispering in my ear…..