Now hold it steady!!! Ladies this is how you stop other women from wearing white after MayDay!!
OR
Ladies Ladies!! Settle down!! Everyone will get the chance to “Shoot the Johnson off the Rapist”. Be patient!!
“I love your daughter,” he had told Mrs. Simpson, “and we’re going to be married”, and it had all gone quite smoothly until he mentioned his work with the Brady Campaign.
Ok now this is the stance and grip you will need when the sales lady tells you that the dress and hat you want is no longer on sale!!!
It really says you mean business!!
So, they finally built a .46!
Restraining order my ass.
Dude is thinking….”Damn she has a tight grip.”
Now hold it steady!!! Ladies this is how you stop other women from wearing white after MayDay!!
OR
Ladies Ladies!! Settle down!! Everyone will get the chance to “Shoot the Johnson off the Rapist”. Be patient!!
Now that’s hysterical !!
It’s just like a Tupperware party, except with more awesome.
YES!! Knowledge is power. Now, let’s get ALL the gun ignorant people to the range. FREE firearm safety classes for all !!!!!!!
That’ll teach Elvis to reject my advances!
Who says there is no cure for PMS.
“Has your wife always had balls the size of Cue Balls?”
Mrs. Jeff Cooper showing her friends what her husband has been teaching her.
“don’t forget to stroke the slide”
New photographic evidence comes to light that the transition from the cup-and-saucer hold to Weaver was a bit awkward…
Is that Sarah Brady when she was young?!
“…and that is how you shoot a Zombie Melody!”
“Ralph? Is that one of your toe nail clippings on the end?”
“No, Dear. That’s the front sight.”
“I love your daughter,” he had told Mrs. Simpson, “and we’re going to be married”, and it had all gone quite smoothly until he mentioned his work with the Brady Campaign.
good breathing, now wait until you can see the white of their eyes, squeezzzzz.
Ma’am, you buy one o’ dees, and I guarantee you ain’t gonna have no problems with no more cock-a-roaches.
Double jointed vampires admire the Amerikanski 1911!
Ma’m, I’m from the future. If you don’t shoot and kill your TV now, it’ll spend the next 45 years trying to control you.
“That’s right, when he threatens to punch you in the OTHER eye, just give this lever here a little squeeze.”
“Look, toots, there ain’t no bullets in this thing. Ain’t no way I’m letting a dame near a loaded gun”
Bill…put your other hand in your pocket!
“Make your own damn sammich!”
Agnes and her friends make their annual preparations for the Black Friday sale at Walmart.
lol
If he don’t get his hand off my ass, I’m going to use him as a target.
“Shrink it and Pink it” my ass, I want the biggest, baddest damn gun they make for when that sumbitch comes back through my doorway!
Prepping for Sandy II
I don’t know Marge…A 4″ barrel? Looks more like 6″ to me.
And here kid’s we have an example of Life in New York City before the communist occupation.
“OK, look through the sights. Do you see that over there? That’s the kitchen. Now get in there and cook me dinner”
Ok now this is the stance and grip you will need when the sales lady tells you that the dress and hat you want is no longer on sale!!!
It really says you mean business!!