Rupert was weird, they said. Rupert looked ridiculous, they said. Rupert will see who’s weird and ridiculous after 8 hours in a tank with 3 other people who had the Chili MREs.
Next we have Sophie modelling the latest in British fashion. Notice that it has a uniquely British flair, but it is still in compliance with all Shariah laws. Every woman would be proud to not be seen in this outfit.
Cabbage for chow again?
And here we have Heidi modelling the latest in Prepper wear with a backdrop of classic tank useful in driving to prepper conventions.
He looks like a IRL Ecce Homo.
It wasn’t easy embalming Amy Winehouse. RIP Private Jones.
Wasn’t she sufficiently pickled already?
I’ve seen some [FLAME DELETED] man…
Uncle Fred got a little carried away with his TEOTWAWKI preps. But then Uncle Fred was always a little out there.
Our Doughboys made sure to cloak themselves in anonymity before telling reporters their harsh opinion about the Chauchaut light machine gun.
“It’s on.”
Before molle, there were manbags.
Nov. 7, 2012 ….Dear Diary….
I think we have a winner here!
Reporting for duty to be deployed to the Brady Campaign, sir!
This Pure Tung Oil does not smell good.
it’s good you came in the summer
Rupert was weird, they said. Rupert looked ridiculous, they said. Rupert will see who’s weird and ridiculous after 8 hours in a tank with 3 other people who had the Chili MREs.
I hate guarding the White House the B.O. is really bad in here.
At the dawn of the 21st century, the pencil pushers in Washington
have finally heard the soldiers cry for updated equipment.
What’s old is new again.
Farting in a tank can be deadly
Homeland Security displayed the new uniform for the FEMA Corps.
Over there……Over there…..The French reek bad the French reek bad…Over there……
Lucy! I’m hommmmme, and boy do you have a lot of splainin to do.
Happy Halloween
Snuffleupagus’s grand father was a renowned war hero.
Uncle Tommy just found out he has eat Aunt Amy’s thanksgiving stuffing.
He was not pleased.
Next we have Sophie modelling the latest in British fashion. Notice that it has a uniquely British flair, but it is still in compliance with all Shariah laws. Every woman would be proud to not be seen in this outfit.
FTW
Alright now, Miss Hilton, just place your feet in the stirrups and try to relax and we will begin your examination.
“Whose bright idea was it to come up with a bean burrito MRE?”
“Tanks, Brah!”
My wife called and said she was making dinner again!
Now I’m ready to watch the debates
Who fartid?
Bob demonstrates for his family how to gear up before going to the local movie theater.
How in the heck did they get a picture of my ex mother in law??