Weekend Photo Caption Contest

First wife in history for Gun Control:

Wife: You don’t need a gun, here use this thingamajiggy.
Husband: Woman, this is what I think of that.

princess leia before she became famous. her first job was a magician’s assistent.

“PULL”

“Say WHAT one more time. I dare ya.”

Bill & Hillary… back in the day.

Dan, thanks for posting that classic old time photo.

“Come-on Clyde I bet you can’t hit this bird in the head”.
“Bonnie-babe, after I shoot that bird’s brains out you are going to fry it for me”.

Tired of hearing “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” Dan Zimmerman get’s rid of the bird and the bush, and maybe Mrs.Zimmerman??

don’t worry……. I taught this to my last wife now hold still

Used Car Salesman on TV: “If you don’t buy this car, my son will shoot this cute little stuffed animal.”

Even as a child, Nguyen Ngoc Loan had a habit of posing for photographs that raised eyebrows.

(In case you’ve forgotten who that is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Ngoc_Loan#Prisoner_execution)

Good, bad– I’m the one with the gun.

Actually this is a picture of me going back in time to stop the “duck face” pose soon to infest every picture taken and posted on the Internets. 🙂

“Let’s see if this Taurus Judge (.410) is any good for duck hunting. Pull!”

“It’s crucial to catch turtles before they mutate… or become ninjas.”

Richard Davis’ unheralded first experiments with Second Chance Body Armor.

Photo of Dick Chaney’s first date..took her duck hunting…guess some guess never learn gun safety.

You trust me…don’t you?

Hold still, I’m hungry…

“Sammich!”

Why can’t you ever find the hatchet when you need it?

In order to ensure the success of his future invention, the Internet, Al (and Tipper) Gore had to first dispense with all of the carrier pigeons.

I’ll show you I can blow the head off a chicken hon… now just hold still…

PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX!!!

(You need to have seen ConAir to understand the reference … ).