Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 29, 2012 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: 2A Innovation Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Serious Hobby Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Little Dutch Boy Edition 50 COMMENTS These is melon, this is my gun… Reply *my* Reply Ginger’s don’t have souls, just watermelons and guns. Reply Seeing this picture, Katie Holmes asked Tom Cruise for a watermelon and a Glock. He said no. Result: Divorce. Reply Modestly dressed, knows how to carve a watermelon: what’s not to like? Reply That’s my melon!!! And things started to get ugly at the local supermarket. Reply I asked you, do I look fat in this? Cat got your tongue? Reply I love what Oleg Volk does, but sometimes I just cant understand WTF he was thinking. This awkward pregnancy photo is better http://www.pregnantchicken.com/storage/MichaelAmy015-650.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1292197020021 Reply I’m fairly certain that photo violates the Hauge Convention, the Geneva Convention and laws in at least 47 US States and 9 Canadian Provinces. Reply Goddamned Newfies. Or maybe Manitobans? Gotta be one of them. The Quebecois may be annoying, but they have some style. Reply That pic needs a really fat spliff of Acapulco Gold in order to properly ruminate over. Reply Watermelons: the poor owner’s ballistic gel. Reply You do what I say or the melon’s had it! Reply You may take my picture, but you can never take my WATERMELON!!! Reply I closely guard my melons…any questions? Reply “The water melon crawl? You first, dude” Reply Melon Labe. Come and Take It. Reply I like it! Reply Thread winner. Reply +EVA Reply Gallagher was doing it wrong… Reply is she about to set a trap for al Sharpton? I know, I know, but it was too easy. Reply Terrible, but I laughed. Reply I’m tired of cutting up watermelons with a knife. Ya ever seen what one of these does to a watermelon. Reply All right Gallagher just TRY IT! Reply Water Melon?…Water Melon!!! I’ve got your WATER MELON right here!!! Reply Gallagher, this is the way it’s supposed to be done. Reply An ample, well developed FUPA lends added stability while utilizing the isosceles stance, as Brenda here will demonstrate… Reply That’s right! I AM Hickok45’s sister. Got a problem with that? Reply You’re gonna eat this watermelon and your gonna like it! Reply Here in Kentucky we eat watermelon and kick ass. This is you lucky day. Reply Excuse me, are you carrying any concealed produce? Reply You can have my waddymelon when you pry it from my cold dead hands! Reply Go ahead, try to get me pregnant punk! Reply Don’t even think about shooting your load at my melons Reply I’m holding the evil spawn of St. Trayvon in my right hand… Reply Carve it biotch, or im’ma put a cap in your azz! Reply When planting your Detroit urban survival garden be aware some crops require more attentive care than others…. Reply You may choose one of three to be your lifetime companion: A) watermelon B) woman C) Glock Reply And for the last point of our comparative review: grip ergonomics. Sorry Glock, this one goes to the watermelon. Reply Say “make me a sammich” one more time and you’re going to know what it is like to pass a watermelon. . . Reply +1 Reply “Hey, Vern! I got a good idea from that R. Lee Ermy show!” Reply Reactive targets make training more entertaining. Reply Some people are never satisfied. Like the woman with a Glock in one hand and a watermelon in the other and she still complains she only has FMJ instead of HP ammo. Reply Dont mess with my melons Reply This is one farmer’s daughter that won’t be needing her daddy and his shotgun any time soon. Reply Short-term zombie survival plan win! Or… “No time to explain! Come with me if you want to live!” Reply And the brothers go HEY, HO< HEY, HO Reply Really cool mama. I have been also referring to https://www.whattoexpect.com/baby-products/ for everything related to pregnancy and babies, and it is quite useful. Hope this helps your readers as well. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.