This, sir, is not a weapon, it’s a new oral hygiene tool. The handcuffs? My wife said she would only warn me twice to keep my mouth shut, I didn’t obey the first time.
“When enough force is applied, this new muzzle device can double as a bayonet. Just make sure to point the barrel down afterwards to give the blood and guts a chance to drain out before firing.”
The BATF’s “Fishing for Narcoterrorists” program may not be as catchy sounding as the “Fast and the Furious” operation, but as it has already captured one suspect, it has been wildly more effective. Or would have been, until A.G Eric Holder announced that the operation is strictly “catch and release”.
Attention Eric, Attention Eric!! We found one!
This, sir, is not a weapon, it’s a new oral hygiene tool. The handcuffs? My wife said she would only warn me twice to keep my mouth shut, I didn’t obey the first time.
Here, hold this for a second.
Don’t put your gun in there! You don’t know where it’s been!
Instant wisdom teeth removal.
“‘Are you flossing?’ ‘You sure you’re flossing?’ Every visit he asks that, this’ll show him.”
“All I said to the guy was that I thought bullpup designs were silly!”
Irresponsible Gun Owner / Oral Hygene of the Day
The range safety demonstration wasn’t going well…
MSAR magazines are so unreliable that your only option at close range is a muzzle strike…
New from Harris: “The Human Bipod”
Body piercing by Styrer
Now open up and say, “AUG”.
“It’s a toaster.”
(Any “Young Ones” fans?)
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I remember. I’ll have to dig out the DVDs.
“When enough force is applied, this new muzzle device can double as a bayonet. Just make sure to point the barrel down afterwards to give the blood and guts a chance to drain out before firing.”
Oops…
the kids of tomorrow, neither satisfied with their Che’ tee-shirts or body piercings, have decided to combine the two.
[it’s two (snap), two (snap), two ways to piss-off-your-parents in one]
I heard the AUG was modular but this is ridiculous!
Also, Kung-fu bayonet!
The BATF’s “Fishing for Narcoterrorists” program may not be as catchy sounding as the “Fast and the Furious” operation, but as it has already captured one suspect, it has been wildly more effective. Or would have been, until A.G Eric Holder announced that the operation is strictly “catch and release”.
Are you sure this is manufactured by SKOAL?
Fred’s cheek piercing was an eye-opener, but his “Prince Albert” was truly shocking.
Q: “What kind of tool do you use to pierce human flesh?”
A: “an AUGer”
Gave me a good chuckle and has my vote.
Coming this summer: Malaysia’s Got Talent.
“Run your mouth again, Go ahead!!”
This is your head.
This is your head on TTAG lol
And you thought the Rodney King beating was bad.
Tastes like chicken!
AKA:
muzzle mouth
gun grill
carbine kisser
pistol puss
bullet breath
lead lips
heater head
magazine mush
firearm face
scope skull
Water pics are for sissys
“Hey you weak Yankee dogs, this is how we floss in North Korea!”
At least his finger is off the trigger.
“Why is everybody steyring at me?”
Stop steyring at me!
I’m sorry sir, you can’t board the airplane with handcuffs. They’ll have to be in checked baggage.