“The ABC Bunny is Brian Ross?! That’s not funny.”
Last week’s big winner was Jason M. This week’s witty captioneer will get a 2018 calendar courtesy of Wilson Combat featuring lots of photos of some very drool-worthy guns. Just get your caption entered by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.
I don’t know much about ABCs but that bunny made fer good eatin and one fine hat!
HR 38 after the Senate is done with it.
‘All these dang gun laws, and I thought the Second Ammendment only had a few sentences…’
“Little Jerry’s skills were not yet what they would become with time and practice, but he was pretty sure he could put a cap in Mrs. McGillicuddy from across the room, if she ever put him in the corner again.”
Elmer Fudd got an early start on hunting wabbits
It is vewy, vewy quiet in the library.
Hmm. Aim, Blast, Clean… then I get that bunny dinner?
‘It’s a library. Quiet means quiet. So shut your pie hole.’
‘Go ahead. Make my day.’
John Smith senior had such a rough time in the war that John Smith junior was born with a thousand yard stare.
Tell me that the ABC Bunny is gay just one more time! Go on! I dare ya!
Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
Well, Pilgrim, as soon as I get done a readin’ and tap dancin’ we’re gonna have us a little talk.
We drove the teachers nuts with them taps, I’d forgotten about them
I’m reading, goddammit….
What he was actually reading…….
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A.B.C.D.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. PELOSI
Tell me library times over again. Go ahead, be my huckleberry.
Haha! Love it…. but abbreviated version, short and sweet : “I’m your Huckleberry…..”
A young Hume Cronyn reads his first script.
“The Ammo, Ballistics, and Caliber Bunny”
(What every cowboy needs to know)
Gettin wheddy fowh wabbit season…
hmm, maybe THIS book tells me how to win the photo caption contest on TTAG?!?!?
“The ABC Bunny is Brian Ross?! That’s not funny.”
Man I want books about guns not kids stuff.
Someday, I’m gonna be a police officer to prop up my frail ego and abuse my authority to murder people without justification because I’m a schizo and have an inferiority complex due to having a tiny prick.
Whaddaya mean, “overdue book fees?”
Little Billy took his duties as the Children’s Library Monitor very seriously.
How can something so simple as the Second Amendment end up being so complicated to people who don’t obviously can’t read?
A is for ammunition.
B is for bunny.
C is for Colt Peacemaker.
D is for dinner…
“Just let me finish this book on basics so’s I can read Jeff Cooper’s collected works or yer dead where ya sit, Pilgrim!”
“Someone interrupted my reading once. Once!”
Be vewy vewy quiet I’m hunting bunny wabbits…
“A is for Automatic, with high rates of fire
B is for Brake, which slows down the muzzle climbing higher
C is Cartridge, containing bullet, primer and powder
D is for Democrat, who when proven wrong scream louder”
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I’m going to look up that word you called me… as soon as I learn to read, but until then, I got my eye on you.
Little Leonard Lawrence would grow up to be big Leonard Lawrence, snap during boot camp, shoot his DI then commit suicide.
It’s just not fair how Susie always gets to go shooting guns with mommy!
(*You told me we were going to see the cowboy show. You told me so, you wretched harridan… And then… you brought me… HERE…*)
“Excuse me, Mrs Watts? Your son seems a bit upset… why is he staring at you like that?”
“I’ll teach that Sheriff to put ME in timeout!”
Little Neddy is sitting on his Dusty Bottom thinking it’s his Lucky Day
“N” is for “Never try to draw on a drawn gun!”
Young law officer determined to do things by the book.
You can pry this book from my cold, dead hands.
Dang it, you beat me to it!
Ma’am, what the hell is a “gun free zone”?
Who you callin’ “Snowflake”?
The First relies on the Second
Elmer Fudd at an early age researching about that “wascally wabbit.”
Well, yes, I did crap my pants. What’s it to you?
That bunny will be D-E-D dead after I get outta detention!
It says here, its pronounced: “carBINE”
‘Next one says I look like the milk man gets shot.’
“they didn’t think to check under my hat.”
Who do I have to kill to get a new pair of shoes?
He is preparing to go bunny hunting
He is going to give bunny hunting his best shot
Giving bunny hunting a shot