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Militant Centrist took last week’s honors. This week’s winner will receive a magnetic gun mount from CreatorMBSY. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.

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  1. “Oh, so this is what happens when the married folk argue over who keeps the safe full of toys in the divorce!”

  2. “That’s because she is married to me!”

    Alternatively and not a movie quote,

    “You left the toilet seat up again!”

    “No, I didn’t”

  3. “That’s my friend, Irish. And the answer to your question is ‘yes’. You fight for me, you get to kill the English.”

    • Minister: “…And if any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace…”

      Minister: “Damn.”

  4. No, no, no. You need to lean forward like her. Doing that and using your upper body allows you to control the recoil better.

  5. Mustache guy: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
    Dude and Chick with guns: What?
    Mustache guy: Don’t cross the barrels. It would be bad.
    Dude and Chick with guns: We’re fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
    Mustache guy: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
    Bar patron in the distance: Total ballistic reversal.
    Dude and Chick with guns: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks

  6. Carlos setting Carl and Carla up would prove to be a massive mistake as the meme war between the two escalated to a shooting war.

    Damn it Carlos!!!

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