The winner of last week’s contest was James Earl Hoffa. This week’s winner will win anĀ OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm pistol cleaning kit. JustĀ enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight.
The winner of last week’s contest was James Earl Hoffa. This week’s winner will win anĀ OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm pistol cleaning kit. JustĀ enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight.
Ohhhhhhh myyyyy!
You just *had* to go there, didn’t you?
(You beat me to it!)
OK, my entry:
“Mine’s longer and harder than that…”
Mine is better. “Ohhh Myyy, look at that stiff barrel there. So glad it’s not a snubbie.”
Yup. First to comment and he went there. (I actually heard it as I read it)
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That’s one of my favorite episodes from the original series too
Howard Stern listener?
Me love you…long time.
“This is my pistol, this is my gun,
This is for killin’, this is for fun”
Don’t let the rev olver fool you, you’re totally barking up the wrong tree here, sister.
I wonder if they make these in pink…
Uh-Oh. Redshirt. We know what’s gonna happen…
Well, we know what’s not going to happen with Sulu as her companion. I guess they can do each others hair.
( facepalm )…. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(character)
I know, I know. Red shirts always die. Except for Scotty. But if memory serves she was killed and then brought back. The planet granted everybody’s wish.
Spock dies at the end of Wrath of KAAAAAAAAAHN! in an engineering disaster, not Scotty.
https://galifreyidiot.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/captain-kirk-dick.jpg
That’s not a red shirt. That’s a red dress. Uhura wore a red dress and she outlived Spock.
Is that Mariette Hartley? God I had the biggest crush on her. Genie, Samantha, Mary Anne, and Mariette Hartley.
“Still looking for that loaded chamber indicator, Sulu?”
Is this thing legal in New New York?
“I think you pull the hammer back for the stun setting.”
“Fortunately for Kirk, Samantha was able to remove the firing pin with a twitch of her nose.”
“It’s like my p3nis, only this one doesn’t shoot blanks”
“I bet I can get spit on the rear sight before you can.”
If we only had a 30 mag clippazine for this, we might get off this rock alive.
Look it’s a manual… how quaint…
“Better than a rape whistle, ensign.”
Okay Mr. Sulu, but I’m not cleaning it when you’re done!
My boyfriend also uses it during roleplay.
Here’s another one: Let’s go chase some exotic bugs!
“Of course I can hide the whole thing, its called concealed carry”
You better file down that front sight first, Mr Sulu.
Damn.
Gun? What gun?
“My! That’s a big one!”
“I like it Sulu. Can I hold it?”
Oh myyy, look how shiny!
Sulu, I want some of that action!
“Say, uh, just where’ve you been keeping that thing, Sulu?”
“Oh my, I’m so glad you asked!”
This is sweeter than a girl in a tight red dress!
Redshirt: “Why does it smell?”
Sulu: “I lost my holster and had to ‘deep conceal’.”
Redshirt: “Oh, is that what they call it now?”
lol. Did you eat corn last night?
^ Damn, now that made me laugh ???
“Would you believe that in a previous incarnation I didn’t think people should be allowed to own these?”
“I hope your fingers aren’t tickling my ivory handled colt.”
“That’s a nice pistol you have there, Sulu.”
“Oh myyy”
You know what Ensign Hotty…..someday these things are going to get me a lot of gay Twitter followers!
Beep beep! Sulu to Captain Kirk. In the last 10 minutes I’ve determined I’m super gay, hate freedom, and I’ve just found out what political direction I’m going to pursue to have some things banned.
“Ohh myyyy! I don’t know about two in the pink ensign, but I’ve definitely got one for the stink.”
Going to Kill some Stinkin VC!!!!
I hope you win with this!
First I am going to play with this, and then with those…..
I assume you’re not familiar with the “body of work” of George Takei. The female ensign need fear no attention from that pixie.
All I need now is some chaps and boots, then I can go get me a cowboy!
Does it have a stun setting before I use it so it doesn’t actually kill anyone or hurt so much if we just use it for fun!!
“I wanna be a cowboy… “
That’s a cute phaser, but can I show you my blazer?
“I keep this in case I run into a Gorn.”
“The North Koreans carried these back when they were still around.”
One day in the “Past” I am going to start this thing called “One Pulse for America”, to save planet Earth. Until then I love guns and $$$$, plus we are light years away.
“I’m very satisfied with Smith’s 6-inch.”
“Ohhhh myyyyy, does it take Glock mags?”
“Ensign, I like guns that can be…Cocked…”
Oh man, I’m just gonna keep my trap shut on this one.
Nah, screw it.
Sulu: “Hey, Redshirt, in 2017 I’ll have at least four things in common with this wheelgun. Can you guess what they are?”
Redshirt: “Um… old, gay and outdated but with a rabid following of people who should probably know better?”
Spock (offscreen): “Oooooooooo… burn!”
I knew if I just waited you’d bust out.
See i told you it was a gun in my pocket! Now go away!
‘Hmm. I think I’m gonna suck it, I just cannot resist this shape.’ Would be most appropriate in case of this idiot and I hope he would, just to shut his garbage hole. š
Good enough to bring a knight off the back of his horse.
So this is the thing that could have prevented the rounding up of Japanese people in America after pearl harbor? Nah i dont want it, I always wanted to go to summer camp!
I’m sure violent resistance by the Japanese would have turned out well.
You know, they weren’t disarmed. Gun laws at the time were extremely permissive. You could buy a rifle mail order, straight out of the Sears catalog.
Oh myyyyyyy. I think I’ll share this with Milo Yiannopoulos.
Good times…
What is?
Killing VC…
Happiness…is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot) happiness…. is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Wow, nice! It’s against the law to own this where i come from.
I don’t really know how this works but, I know where to stick it.
“Warp speed Mr. Sulu”
“Ohh myyyy! I think it’s .45 loooong colt!”
“Ooooohhh! This will match my chaps perfectly! “
“Wait, you think I’m trying to compensate for something?”
“Gene said this gig was about done. I wonder if the Village People are hiring?”
Gays In Spaaaaace!
Hmm…I could probably use this to keep myself out of an internment camp, but that might be considered a macro-aggression. Plus, I can get a $50 Target card for it…totes worth it!
I tell you, yeoman, carry this and you’ll feel safer, considering all the Don Juans running around here…
“Hoppe’s number 9. Ohhhh Myyyyy, no. K-Y number 2.”
“Hoppeās number 9 works much better than Preparation H…”
Me love you long time.
It doesn’t have a shoulder thing that goes up? That means it’s legal for me to have.
Hmmm… I COULD caption this photo, but then I would be banned from the site… /;-)
“Uh oh. It’s got a Hillary Hole. Any ideas what I’m supposed to do with that?”
“Am I good with it hell I’ll pick a tribble off a romulans nose at 25ft.
The Bang Switch does bring happiness.
“Mr. Sulu? Is that gun blue on your lips?”
“Mr. Sulu? Is that a gun blue stain on your seat?”
Sulu, you’re breaking two of the four laws of gun safety. But then again you’re used to looking down the barrel, so, yeah….
“See? Here’s proof I wasn’t always insane!”
To boldly go where no man has gone before…
Why did we stop using these again?
To boldly go where man has gone before.
I know Kirk showed you his last week.
Let’s see if that antique phonebook will stop a bullet from this antique gun
I wish he’d look at me like he looks at that gun!
Oooooooh Myyyy. Looks Like I did only fire 5.
Your bullet bra is more enticicing than the blanks in this revolver.
“Suuuuuuuluuuuuuuuu, …. Looks like it’s time for some Breach to Muzzle cleaning…….
……..what do you mean NOT Interested !?!?”
Sure a phaser set to stun
Can be a lot of fun
But when an alien has me on the run
I’m reaching for my gun, hun
Wow! Perky! You know you were thinking it…
Happiness is a warm gun. Bang, bang. Shoot, shoot.
George Takei remembers what it’s like to not be a liberal.
“Wowzers! Guess what they say about Asians at Academy isn’t always true…!”
Red dress Ensign: My husband has always wanted one like that.
Mr. Sulu: MINE TOO!!!!
What John Wayne movie was George in?
The Green Berets. Classic hollywood casting. A Japanese cast as a Hanoi born Vietnamese.
We don’t know what that thing is and he is paying more attention to it than to my breasts. But why? Why doesn’t he notice them? Why?
Nuclear wessels… i just like saying it.
Happiness really is a warm gun.
I like holding the “butt” end.
Has no idea what to do with either one.
“Mr. Sulu. My name is Valerie. Why do you keep calling me Ensign Ricky?”
Hmm might be an old sex toy. see i fit in the cylinder
” but the Captain had to make his out of Bamboo and Vine”
I’m a cocks, not Glocks guy, but this is sexy!
If this antique still fires, it could be worth a lot of money!
Ohhhhh my, I thought you had said model 69
Get your finger off the trigger unless you are gonna pull it.
Didn’t your momma teach you anything?
That’s something I can wrap my hands around.
The K frame. Stopping gay bashing since the 23rd century.
“I am happy to see you, but see…it really was just a gun in my pocket.”
“Perfect. Now when we go back to save those whales, I can take care of Trump.”
“Ohhh myyy…now I’ve got two guns… one for each of you!”
“Jerk that pistol and go to work?….Indeeed!”
“I can finally get rid of the captain !!!!”
Scotty, when you beam me up this time, pu-lease don’t end up in the closet again or I’ll pop a cap on you ass
That’s funny, I can’t find a stun setting.
*This* is why I don’t wear a red shirt.
“Where do you attach the flashlight?”
Lay weeks winner was Jimmy Hoffa ?
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Yippee ki yay motha fuckas
Sulu,
You”d better have dinner and a show planned before any other “gun” gets holstered and fired.
“Yeoperson Ripley, if all else fails, THIS’LL stop those Aliens!
he’s got more than 10 reasons why a gun is better than a woman…
My husband had a gun just like that. Oh my, mine too.
“Is this what they used to call a gerbil?”
Sulu and the Transgendered Ensign Ricky discuss mastering the gag reflex. Only way to get a promotion on Kirks Enterprise.
–what did you use? A .38? –.38. .39…what ever it took
“I’m 20 for 20 playing Russian Roulette with the red shirts!”
Well! Did I fire six shots? Or only 5? Do you feel lucky punk!!
“Ive got a special place for this”
Samurai my ass! Bring it on.
“Yes my dear, Gun Control is hitting the Klingons you are aiming at.”
“I wonder if Gunsmoke could use a fabulous Asian cowboy?”
“OK Chekov, say nuclear wessels one more time…”
“Tell you what ensign. I’ll trade you this for the corset and those fabulous pumps you picked up on Deneb VI. Whattya say?”
I feel strange holding this, my you have beautiful eyes…………
“Oh wow, now I know the fantastic feeling the people of the 20th century felt when they held one of these”.
Caption for the woman:
‘Thinking’….”Okay..okay…okay…let me hold it!”
“Okay, okay ensign! Quit begging and I’ll let you shoot it. You might want to clean it first though, there appears to be some uhhh… ‘foreign matter’ lodged in the barrel.”
“it’s a santorum extruder.”
“the phasers are too fragile to administer a proper pistol whipping, so we carry these too.”
“my grandfather used it to keep snow monkeys out of his jacuzzi.”
“it says ‘tamaribuchi butt plug inserter.’ you can borrow it as soon as i’m done.”