Chadwick was last week’s winner. He’ll be getting a package in the mail soon with Swab-Its new Star Chamber swabs. This week’s prize is a GLOCK Range Kit with eye and ear pro. Enter your caption for this pic in the comments before midnight Sunday for a shot at the title.
Hoisted by his own petard.
The first anti-flying carpet gun test.
Boom! Tough Actin’ TINACTIN
We have Liftoff!
Iraqi Space Program
The first Arab moon shot did not go exactly as planned.
And so Aladdin had to put down another flying carpet.
General Mattis: (face palm) Thats not what I meant when I said “carpet bomb” the m$&@&$?!?$
Hold my beer…
“Ok… just remember pal, that laptops now go only in CHECKED luggage.”
Iran’s manned rocket program gets off the ground.
“Saudi Arabian Quidditch: now with exploding brooms.”
I was originally thinking along the same lines.
“The Saudis play Quidditch VERY differently”
Scares the crap out of the muggles.
“SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT!!”
Magic carpet ride.
Ali Babba to his errant flying carpet, “When I say Whoa, I MEANS WHOA!”
watch this guy freak out, I put tanerite under his pillow!
“But for your really tough camel urine stains…”
? So why don’t you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride ?
Indian food does the same thing to me
“Have you seen the video of that firearms instructor?(you know which one) Well this is his cousin”
Edible Falafel Tannerite makes its debut in the Arabian Peninsula…
Edible Tannerite Falafel makes its debut in Arabian Peninsula….
Damn that chili had a lot of beans.
“Hey Habib. .. watch this!”
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Instructor Zero training Saudi Tier -1 Operators
Afghani Afghan Fumigant
…with a custom Mosin Nagant.
Don’t do that! Not on the rug, man….
That rug really tied the room together
Yeah, well at least I’m housebroken…
Nice marmot.
Aloha Snackbar!
the ceremonial goat killing rug dance for the world series of buzkashi.
I had a rug exactly, EXACTLY like that one…
Achmed will never be Jerry Miculek. Bless his heart.
ahpoo over reacted when he saw the moth.
destroying the “fleas of a thousand camels” before his armpits are infested.
Magic Carpets R Us mobile repair service
While the Wright brothers were experiencing some success in the USA, On the other side of the globe,…..
Yes Scooter, they have witches in Iran too!
Surely this violates at least one of the weapon safety rules
Iraq’s Funniest Home Videos
Besides algebra and the modern decimal numeric system, early arabs also invented the pogo stick, using gunpowder imported from China along the Silk Road.
Achmed trades in his Nimbus 2000 for a more explosive Jezail 1839!
The “felafel hangover” so to speak.
Magic carpet whirling dervish…and a salami lincoln to you!
“Quick, Abdul! Think of three wishes!”
Spider!
La cucaracha!
“Colorized photograph of the Ottoman Empire’s little known space program”
Flying Nimbus!
Yemeni Sam
To his dismay Omar discovered he couldn’t shoot the infidels through the earth.
“Achmed! This is not how you use a giant bong. Upside down, my brother!”
WORST. PROM. EVER.
How to jumpstart a flying carpet.
Sim sim salabim!
CAMEL SPIDER!!!!
Worried about peak oil, Abdul tests yet another way to fuel his flying carpet following the explosive failure of methane from camel dung.
The new .90 caliber Infidel Slayer Mark 3 only gets a 4 star review because of its slightly “snappy” recoil.
Jumping Achmed flash and his magic carpet ride.
“And now it’s a DYING carpet!”
Khalid confused two of the 1970’s greatest hits when he tried to play “smoke on magic carpet ride” with his sitar.
Hillary takes off on her custom broomstick after apologizing to her investors for the results of the 2016 election.
A flawless re-creation of the early Saudi space program, here depicting a successful lift-off.
The Pakistani Space Program takes flight!
Whoa! That was close. Almost shot my feet.
Glock KaBoom!!!
Turns out goat spunk is highly combustible
A flying carpet vs a ciws.
Quality Control at for Authentic Persian Rugs is more complicated than you would expect, and they aim to please.
Special offer for a limited time 3 tents carpet cleaned for 99 shekals.
Elon’s first Space x prototype wasn’t quite as successful as he’d hoped.
You must be at least this crazy to ride.
I must go; my people need me.
Winner!
What no glock with the glock kit? How does that work? What you want us to comment on the first photo? Oh…the rubber scorpion is always good for a laugh!
“Then Pharaoh also called for the wise men and the sorcerers, and they also, the magicians of Egypt, did the same with their secret arts.” Exodus 7:11
I show you .. Muzzle Brake…!!!
“And that, officer, is why I don’t appendix carry anymore.”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this was last weeks winner?????????????????????????
Something tells me that these “contests” are rigged. It wasn’t even close to the best caption.
Just so that we know, what determines the winner?
Accuracy? comedy? Truth? Fiction? Hate? Love?
looking at past winners very few choices make sense. Who is deciding and under what parameters?
“… what determines the winner?”
Whatever tickles Mr. Farago’s fancy.
Actually, Mr. Zimmerman.
We can tell. That’s the only thing that could even Make a little sense based on past winners.
Makes them all look like trained monkeys! Enjoy your bananas!!
allow me to sing you the song of my people
I told you that I hare snakes.
I don’t need a magic flying carpet, I have a magic flying rifle!
*A rare photo of the last step in the magic process to make a compact 1911 ALMOST as reliable as a Glock.*
Early attempts at Single Stage to Orbit.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!
Circa 1880…
When Fakhraddin-willywallybobbob Sr. denied Fakhraddin-willywallybobbob Jr. the use of the family flying carpet for a Saturday night date with Fatima, Jr. (presumably the hottest cheerleader at Riyadh High though her face had yet to be seen due to her hijab), Jr. decided if HE couldn’t use the family carpet no one was going to use the carpet…
Now we know how the last of the mohicans came to be the last!
“How many times I tell you, that was the last of the bacon, God damn it!
Aladdin made this look so easy!
Mohammeds first morning at jihadi camp did not go well.
Because formula 409 wasnt good enoungh, he’s trying .410.
“Ya stupid camel! When I say ‘Woah,’ I mean WOAH!!“
At all times, Hakim honored Shooting Rule #2, pointing his muzzle only at things he wanted to destroy. The rug his mother-in-law bequeathed him was one of those things.
Is that the gun or his fart cannon making the cloud??
Damm tacos.
Saddam Steemer gets carpets cleaner!
The latest BASA (Bedouin Aeronautics and Space Administration) test.
“…then continue jumping and shooting until the falafel, goat milk, butter ghee, tahini, couscous, figs and pomegranate are thoroughly blended.”
Super Mario RPG
I know i’m late to the party , but here is what i thought: “Musket jump.”
During the Quidditch championships Weasley’s broom backfired before he could join the match.