Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar jwm says:

    Sex toys haven’t been the same since the digital age.

  2. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    “Don’t worry, guys! This is just the prototype!”

  3. avatar PeterW says:

    There’s a snake in my boot!

  4. avatar AlanInFL says:

    We are here to help.

    You can’t beat the cybermen.

    1. avatar Dave says:

      Top: Gun-Grabbers
      Bottom: Prepare to be Upgraded

  5. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “did you say something?”
    “he said ‘oil can’.”

    1. avatar James says:

      “We’d be rulers of the humans
      And we wouldn’t lose a crewman
      If we only had a howitzer. “

    2. avatar Jason says:

      THAT was my Virgin Alarm. It’s designed to go off before you do.

  6. avatar anaxis says:

    On their last trip to the shooting range on Phobos, Delta Six forgot to integrate the shoulder thing that goes up.

    1. avatar notalima says:

      Heh. I like that one.

  7. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “She’ll be blinded, but it won’t be by Science!”

  8. avatar alseg says:

    We are from the Government….We are here to help you.

  9. avatar Puyallup Devil Doc says:

    Good news sir. Your HMO covers robotic colonoscopy..

  10. avatar Alexander says:

    Emperor Obama’s DHS troopers.

  11. avatar Paul53 says:

    This device will help us prove there’s no truth to “global warming.”

  12. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Smart gun technology. So smart, in fact, it only takes two to operate it!

  13. avatar Mason says:

    Obama approved ‘smart gun’ chambered in .22lr

  14. avatar Defens says:

    I’ll show you Who’s on first!

  15. avatar jwm says:

    Potato gun, my ass.

  16. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Uranus Neptune reckedum’ killedum”!

  17. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Here’s the “fart gun” you requested we build sir.

    1. avatar James says:

      Cuz I was wondering under what circumstances we’d actually use this.

  18. avatar jwm says:

    Hillery Clintons personal hygiene team moves in for douche nozzle Saturday.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Dude! There ya go putting images in my head again!
      Arrrg! Brain bleach

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Wait until you see the sabot attachment that embiggens the nozzle enough so it’ll fit and get a tight seal.

  19. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Winner in the TTAGs “Show Us Your Weapons Of War!!”

  20. avatar Willy Long says:

    This is why France lost WW2

  21. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Isn’t that on a Feinsteins ban list?

  22. avatar Hi Power Toter says:

    Alistair’s friends had always made fun of his extravagant preparations for unlikely scenarios. But as he chambered the first of his homemade frangible gold bullets and fired off five rounds, rapid, he knew he would be vindicated.

  23. avatar James says:


  24. avatar 0-9DASH says:

    Iron Man x. Straight to DVD

  25. avatar Brainman says:

    We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.

  26. avatar Paul53 says:

    Latest attempt to solve the mystery of Trump’s hair.

  27. avatar dh34 says:

    All your base are belong to us

  28. avatar Jason says:

    Now, Earthling, we convert you to a Catalytic!

  29. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Science fiction was pretty cheesy back in the day. I laughed out loud when I saw this.

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Me too. Those have to be the worst Hollywood robots ever. VERY low-budget!

      1. avatar fiun dagner says:

        Im pretty sure those are from the beeb (bbc) not hollywood. Dr who cybermen if i recall correctly

        1. avatar Former Water Walker says:

          I think you’re right. I used to watch the Tom Baker incarnation-but I got HIGH then.Maybe 1980?

  30. avatar James says:

    Action stations. Launch the alert vipers. We got prehistoric cylons on DRADIS.

  31. avatar billy-bob says:

    Plasma rifle 40 watt range, Mark 1

  32. avatar Dave S. says:

    How many times do I have to tell you, it is a MAGAZINE not a CLIP!

  33. avatar MiniMe says:


    1. avatar jwm says:

      Wrong bad guys.

  34. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    Hosed down by the hose-men.

  35. Back Blast Area Clear! I said Clear!!!

  36. avatar Gregolas says:

    The new crew-served Salad Shooter.

  37. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “I sure hope this thing works better than our relief tubes.”

  38. avatar jwm says:

    “Hey Mort. 20 years ago in high school we had career day. Does this come anywhere close to being the way you thought your life would be going now?”

  39. avatar John L. says:

    That dalek is going to be so POd when it wakes up…

  40. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Consumer Electronics Show ended today and these guys got loose. Early version of “Skynet”.

  41. avatar Higgs says:

    The new single shot California approved smart gun being demonstrated in newly required safety garments.

    2 operators require because you just can’t trust a gun to not influence a single person to a life of crime

  42. avatar tmm says:

    The Ultimate Test Men check out IV8888’s new frankengun

  43. avatar tmm says:

    “Throw out all your videos on the front porch, Hickok45, and come out with your trigger finger up!”

  44. avatar John Paul says:

    “So this salesman tells me you hold it like this, and in no time this place will be covered in Milk Duds. But all I see are these snakes!”

  45. avatar J3W1 says:

    “We’ve completed our government investigation of common sense Smart Gun technology” – President Barack Obama

  46. avatar AaronW says:

    I thought Montana’s Firearms Freedom Act specifically *excludes* crew-served weapons!

  47. avatar Drew in GA says:

    Apparently, a disarmed populace results in some really bad prop makers. They just didn’t have anything real anymore for a frame of reference.

  48. avatar Cleophus says:

    “The L.A. Sheriff’s SWAT team testing their newest equipment designed to keep law enforcement officers safe while giving a lethal dose of radiation to the general public.”

  49. avatar seether says:

    So Lonestar…. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

  50. avatar Chris says:

    Just like Obama said. Ordered it online and it just showed up!

  51. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Hostile elements will be deleted!

  52. avatar James69 says:

    Terminator 17 – Revenge of the T-100’s

  53. avatar Brent says:

    You will be Deleted

  54. avatar SlackerX says:

    “See, I told you I could get a smart gun to work!”

  55. avatar Michael says:

    After the Vacuum Dealers Trade Association moved their convention to Las Vegas, the Friday night orgy got weirder every year.

  56. avatar Sammy^ says:

    Though otherwise advanced, the Martians still relied on their Obama Potato Gun to fend off aggressors.

  57. avatar ky-lab_rat says:

    Hey Ya’ll, watch this..

  58. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    NJ law takes effect with the worlds newest smart gun.

  59. avatar Ray says:

    “He shouldn’t have laughed at my helmet. My grandmother laughed at my helmet once. Just once!”

  60. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    That’ a muffler off a 63 international Scout. I’m not stupid you know!

  61. avatar billy-bob says:

    We’re here to see the Doctor.

  62. avatar Derek says:

    Following Obama’s order, the DoD experiments with new smart gun technology

  63. avatar jwm says:

    This is what happens when you play doctor.

  64. avatar LNJK says:

    oh no, do we qualify as gun sellers??

  65. avatar BobT says:

    And our grand prize this evening is a California legal airsoft handgun with complete California safety equipment.

  66. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    President Obama, it is time for your enema.

  67. avatar P. Nissman says:

    SHOT SHOW 3016:

    Introducing the new Sig p226 Extreme Ultra X-Legion with the latest advancement in smart gun technologies, a special collector’s box, challenge holo-coin, and your own government overlord to tell you when you can and can’t use this firearm.

  68. avatar C.Rogers says:


    (Think about it.)

  69. avatar JoeVK says:

    So this is what inspired Metallica’s “Metal Militia”.

  70. avatar N. Martin says:

    Behold the latest Taurus tactical gear and crew served weapon system.

  71. avatar 3screw says:

    From My Cold Droid Hands!

  72. avatar Tyler B. says:

    Bring us to your Potato

  73. avatar UncleKim says:

    We made another clock!

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