Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Andrew Lias says:


    1. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

      You mean Santas head isn’t really an AK or the fact that the image of the AK is backwards or reversed?

  2. avatar anonymoose says:

    Merry Christmas, Comrade!

  3. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I wanted an accurate rifle for Christmas!

  4. avatar TxDuallyDog says:

    according to liberals ,this is what happens when they see scary guns

  5. avatar MurrDog says:

    Sit on kalash’s lap and tell him what you want.

  6. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    You’re not Santa!

    Santa doesn’t shoot 5.45!

  7. avatar mike oregon says:

    But I wanted modularity!!!!!

  8. avatar scooter says:

    Kalishnaclaus is coming to town!

    1. avatar ACP_arms says:


  9. avatar jwm says:

    I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause. Now I get any damned thing I want.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      I saw mommy giving Santa a special kiss, and she got jewelry…


      1. avatar jwm says:

        Let me guess. Santa had the misltetoe on his belt buckle. 🙂

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          *cough* 🙂

        2. avatar jwm says:

          Ew! You saw your momma giving a blo………


  10. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    But Santa I was a good boy… Where is my AR!

  11. avatar Paul Millard says:

    Governor Cuomo’s 7th Christmas!

  12. avatar the ruester says:

    “Red Ryder” huh?

  13. avatar Guerrero says:

    It’s an IO!

  14. avatar Mikele says:

    Waaaah! Santa I wanna American gun for Christmas before the Grinch/Liberals ban them! I wanna AR-15!

  15. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    This sweater is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay……..

  16. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “but i’m right handed!”

  17. avatar Forrest says:

    This is AK1947, I wanted AK1974!

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    Signs of a spoiled child: gets an AK for Christmas, cries because the mag is polymer instead of steel.

  19. avatar Another Bob says:

    I wanted an AR build. Waaaaa Dad is going to play with my toys.

  20. avatar Phil Rueff says:

    Ayyyy That’s not a kalashnikov!

  21. avatar Ralph says:

    Get that loud, dirty, dangerous and destructive thing out of that picture. But leave the gun.

  22. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    This isn’t an AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaK. It’s backwards!

  23. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    But that’s not the Daisy Red Rider BB gun I asked for!!!!

  24. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Santa was confiscated for 922r compliance issues.

  25. avatar RonnieB223 says:

    I can’t afford to feed it!

  26. avatar GaPharmD says:

    Oh great, short-barrel Santa!! He won’t be here for at least another year!

  27. avatar Kris says:

    But this rifle has been broken by the ATF! It only shoots one bullet at a time!

  28. avatar jwm says:

    “We have a red sleigh down. I say again, we have a red sleigh down.”

  29. avatar Joe R. says:

    Chris Kringle’s brother “Krinkov Kringle” only has a naughty list.

  30. avatar JSJ says:

    Sorry kid, you’re on the naughty list.

  31. avatar tmm says:

    Avtomat Klaus

  32. avatar jwm says:

    Ain’t that the Santa from Futurama?

  33. avatar Francis says:

    How is that a Christmas present? I still have to wait 6 months and get $200 for the tax stamp.

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