Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 4, 2011 43 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Carry vs Range Ammo Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition 43 COMMENTS So this blonde is holding a gun… stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Reply How can you tell if there’s an elephant hiding inside the bore of your Desert Eagle? Reply So, which part is the shoulder thing that goes up? (Somebody please tell me this is ‘shopped) Reply Darwin Award candidate prior to confirmation? Reply So. I load this like my Grandaddy’s Kentucky Long Rifle, right? Where’s the rod I use to push the mini-ball with? Reply Smile, wait for the Flash! Reply +10 end thread here Reply Where’s the F-stop on this thing? Reply This eyepiece is broken I can’t see a damned thing. Reply Sorry, Everything I could come up with is X rated for some reason….I dont know if its her grip on the look on her face….or both. Reply …. Am I an expert about guns? Sure. I work for AP and I know all about Assault Weapons. Reply I am a journalist for the NY Times doing a story on gun control. These things look dangerous. Reply “Well, my editor said he wanted a story…” Reply “Yup, looks like a Glock 7 revolver to me”. Reply Blonde jokes—all great humor has its basis in truth. Reply “I think my earring fell down this hole in the front…” Reply Bang! Reply Is this thing on? Reply I am a photo journalist and activist for Hand Gun Control; where does the film go? Reply Say cheese and die. Reply haha +1 for the goosebumps reference. Reply Kelly Bundy’s step sister………. Reply Do you promise it won’t go off in my face? … ahem … sorry … Reply Scientists predict that blondes will be extinct in 200 years… Natural Selection suggests that that’s an outside estimate… Reply It’s always important to maintain proper trigger discipline when pointing a loaded weapon at your own face. Reply Where’s the boom button? Reply A perfect metaphor for US-israeli relations. The well meaning but clueless American stares into a Desert Eagle. Reply I’m not as look as I dumb (Which comes from a favorite t-shirt that reads: “I got Duval faced on Shit Street) Reply Don’t worry…I have my safety glasses on. Reply “My ex-husband says these bullets are so slow that you can watch them come out of the barrel.” Reply I learned from the matrix desert eagles shoot reeeeeaaaly slow im gonna catch the bullet in my mouth! Reply It’s big and black so it goes in my mouth, right? Reply Really? It’s a Dessert Eagle? I don’t see any whipped cream, but I’ll take a bite… Reply Excuse me, I’m a reporter. Which end do the bullets come out of … ? Reply No Soldier Left Behind Reply The American Military is proud of it’s new ‘women in combat’ policy. Reply “I wonder if I stick my finger in the barrel; will the gun explode like it does for Bugs Bunny?” Reply Smile and wait for flash. Reply Not in my hair… Reply Judging by the length of her camera lens and her pistol barrel this woman is obviously trying to compensate for something missing in her life. Reply I would like to point out that the barrel is not pointed toward her pretty blond head. She keeps her finger off the trigger, and the only thing gonna get blown away is her left thumb. I know the angle of the photo makes it look like she is looking down the suicide tube, but look closer. She is just doing a polish press check. Reply “I’m shure is unloaded honey, I checked it last week” Reply Now, with the remaining eye, do not look directly into the laser. Ohh, look…it says, “Hold By Other End”. Ohh, look…it says, “FRONT – Towards Enemy” Thank you, thank you…I’ll be here all week! Remember to tip your waitress and try the veal. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.