Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Van says:

    So this blonde is holding a gun… stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

  2. avatar BLAMMO says:

    How can you tell if there’s an elephant hiding inside the bore of your Desert Eagle?

  3. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    So, which part is the shoulder thing that goes up?

    (Somebody please tell me this is ‘shopped)

  4. avatar Big T says:

    Darwin Award candidate prior to confirmation?

  5. avatar DrewR55 says:

    So. I load this like my Grandaddy’s Kentucky Long Rifle, right? Where’s the rod I use to push the mini-ball with?

  6. avatar freeport56 says:

    Smile, wait for the Flash!

    1. avatar Javier E says:

      +10 end thread here

  7. avatar jbyrne says:

    Where’s the F-stop on this thing?

  8. avatar Javier E says:

    This eyepiece is broken I can’t see a damned thing.

  9. avatar Dave J says:

    Sorry, Everything I could come up with is X rated for some reason….I dont know if its her grip on the look on her face….or both.

  10. avatar MikeSilver says:

    …. Am I an expert about guns? Sure. I work for AP and I know all about Assault Weapons.

  11. avatar Sam Wright says:

    I am a journalist for the NY Times doing a story on gun control. These things look dangerous.

  12. avatar Levi B says:

    “Well, my editor said he wanted a story…”

  13. avatar 2Wheels says:

    “Yup, looks like a Glock 7 revolver to me”.

  14. avatar bluerock brimley says:

    Blonde jokes—all great humor has its basis in truth.

  15. avatar ArBee says:

    “I think my earring fell down this hole in the front…”

  16. avatar Mondle says:

    Is this thing on?

  17. avatar Tom says:

    I am a photo journalist and activist for Hand Gun Control; where does the film go?

  18. avatar Ben Eli says:

    Say cheese and die.

    1. avatar Vincit Veritas says:

      haha +1 for the goosebumps reference.

  19. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Kelly Bundy’s step sister……….

  20. avatar Bryan E says:

    Do you promise it won’t go off in my face?
    … ahem … sorry …

  21. avatar KYgunner says:

    Scientists predict that blondes will be extinct in 200 years… Natural Selection suggests that that’s an outside estimate…

  22. avatar Vincit Veritas says:

    It’s always important to maintain proper trigger discipline when pointing a loaded weapon at your own face.

  23. avatar Wade says:

    Where’s the boom button?

  24. avatar Ordine Nuovo says:

    A perfect metaphor for US-israeli relations. The well meaning but clueless American stares into a Desert Eagle.

  25. avatar Rabbi says:

    I’m not as look as I dumb

    (Which comes from a favorite t-shirt that reads: “I got Duval faced on Shit Street)

  26. avatar ROger.45 says:

    Don’t worry…I have my safety glasses on.

  27. avatar Bob H says:

    “My ex-husband says these bullets are so slow that you can watch them come out of the barrel.”

  28. avatar Joe nobody says:

    I learned from the matrix desert eagles shoot reeeeeaaaly slow im gonna catch the bullet in my mouth!

  29. It’s big and black so it goes in my mouth, right?

  30. avatar Aaron says:

    Really? It’s a Dessert Eagle? I don’t see any whipped cream, but I’ll take a bite…

  31. avatar Stephen says:

    Excuse me, I’m a reporter. Which end do the bullets come out of … ?

  32. avatar Brian says:

    No Soldier Left Behind

  33. avatar Brian says:

    The American Military is proud of it’s new ‘women in combat’ policy.

  34. avatar mmasse says:

    “I wonder if I stick my finger in the barrel; will the gun explode like it does for Bugs Bunny?”

  35. avatar KWAL says:

    Smile and wait for flash.

  36. avatar Gunner442 says:

    Not in my hair…

  37. avatar Aharon says:

    Judging by the length of her camera lens and her pistol barrel this woman is obviously trying to compensate for something missing in her life.

  38. avatar Sam Wright says:

    I would like to point out that the barrel is not pointed toward her pretty blond head. She keeps her finger off the trigger, and the only thing gonna get blown away is her left thumb. I know the angle of the photo makes it look like she is looking down the suicide tube, but look closer. She is just doing a polish press check.

  39. avatar Verator says:

    “I’m shure is unloaded honey, I checked it last week”

  40. avatar Joe Wolvie says:

    Now, with the remaining eye, do not look directly into the laser.

    Ohh, look…it says, “Hold By Other End”.

    Ohh, look…it says, “FRONT – Towards Enemy”

    Thank you, thank you…I’ll be here all week! Remember to tip your waitress and try the veal.

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