Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar BLAMMO says:

    DAYUM!! The cee-ment pond is frozen over.

  2. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Lookie what I bagged…”

  3. avatar Paul53 says:

    The “Family Portrait Murderer” taunted Police with yet another photo bomb.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      That’s truly sick, and I like it!

    2. avatar tfunk says:

      Nice 🙂

  4. avatar Removed_californian says:

    Get your booger hook off the damn bang switch!

    Whatcha trying to do, shoot drones?

  5. avatar mike oregon says:

    Yeah I got your orthodontist right here buddy.

  6. avatar Art out West says:

    I’m the patriarch of this family!

  7. avatar Blake Buongiorno says:

    Number one dad my a$$

    1. avatar Boyd says:

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

  8. avatar An English Person says:

    The Illuminati.

  9. avatar AaronW says:

    This was Granpa’s unhappy face before he sent the Ruger to Volquartsen.

  10. avatar Michael W. says:

    G*d Dammit Grandpa, get yer finger off the trigger !

  11. avatar Jason says:

    One shot to the back of the head kills the cow.

  12. avatar the ruester says:

    “…and THIS is my youngest…”

  13. avatar Eric says:

    #1 dad because his father in law told him so.

  14. avatar jwm says:

    It was not a shotgun wedding.

  15. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Dammit, Phil, put that away! The photographer said, “I”m Tommy.”

    Not, “I’m a Commie.”

  16. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    I’ll take care of that bitter beer face.

  17. avatar Fred says:

    Gene Pool… The Shallow End. (Faint sound of banjos picking)

  18. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Its all relative in Bugtussle.

  19. avatar Gregolas says:

    Granpa’s trigger disciple was great until the Alzheimer’s hit.

  20. avatar Ralph says:

    “Who’s the geezer with the gun?”

    “I dunno. I thought he was with you.”

  21. avatar MurrDog says:

    Instead of a shotgun wedding it’s handgun mandatory family photo time.

  22. avatar RayfromBama says:

    I said, “Smile!” Dadburnit!

  23. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “i said i’d get a christmas card picture, and dammit, i meant it!”

  24. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Losing the title of #1 Dad was the last straw for ol’ Donnie.

  25. avatar CRF says:

    “Tell me to say “cheese” one more time, and you won’t have to wait for the flash.”

  26. avatar raincrow says:

    Grandpa been beaver huntin again.You going to take her home and mount her Pa?

  27. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Aunt in white must not understand that,”Look at the birdie”, means the camera.

  28. avatar Brandon killebrew says:

    There can only be ONE #1 Dad!

  29. avatar Rick K says:

    ….this photo is wrong on a frightening number of levels.

  30. avatar John L. says:

    Nobody had told Uncle Bob that shotgun weddings usually took place before…

  31. avatar Vv ind says:

    Zimmerman family Christmas vacation ’74. A young Dan can be seen front row third from the right. In his younger years he still had hair as well as an identity crisis

  32. avatar Model66 says:

    While “Uncle Jer” did prove that he could shoot faster than the photographer’s camera, the tradition of the ‘Miculek Family Photo’ was abruptly ended.

  33. avatar jwm says:

    Didn’t the one in the red hair and white jacket star in a movie called “Mask”?

    1. avatar Red Sox says:

      Now that is funny laugh out loud, thank you.

  34. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    Dis gun’s been stuck in my hand since the War!

  35. avatar An English Person says:

    “The Princess Anastasia (white jacket, first left of front row) was proud of the family she had secretly raised since escaping to capitalist America.”

  36. avatar UncleKim says:

    “Deez are from my resultant tadpolls and I can still get THIS up”

  37. avatar JohnF says:

    For the last time, look straight ahead and smile, dammit! Remember Little Billy? He didn’t “just disappear” after he refused to smile in last year’s picture. So let’s see those teeth!

  38. avatar AaronW says:

    Their family secrets were always “kept under their hats” and this was the result.

  39. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Wally world or bust!

  40. avatar Thedude says:

    The dangers of inbreeding, the illustrated edition.

  41. avatar Marc says:

    “Take one last look……they’ll all be gone after tonight.”

  42. avatar dee says:

    family values

  43. avatar James69 says:

    Get in the picture Bruce……..For the last time Dad, My name is Caitlyn!

  44. avatar jwm says:

    The Bush family branch that got pruned long ago.

  45. avatar jwm says:

    The Clinton’s that got left behind in Arkansas.

  46. avatar Mookypants says:

    Just one more.

  47. avatar jwm says:

    Reason #122 why pistol whipping your child should be illegal.

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