Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 18, 2015 52 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: That’s How It Would Work Edition This Independence Day, You Do You Gun Meme of the Day: 10mm Shock Edition 52 COMMENTS DAYUM!! The cee-ment pond is frozen over. Reply “Lookie what I bagged…” Reply The “Family Portrait Murderer” taunted Police with yet another photo bomb. Reply That’s truly sick, and I like it! Reply Nice 🙂 Reply LOL! Reply Get your booger hook off the damn bang switch! Whatcha trying to do, shoot drones? Reply Yeah I got your orthodontist right here buddy. Reply I’m the patriarch of this family! Reply Number one dad my a$$ Reply That’s exactly what I was thinking. Reply The Illuminati. Reply This was Granpa’s unhappy face before he sent the Ruger to Volquartsen. Reply G*d Dammit Grandpa, get yer finger off the trigger ! Reply One shot to the back of the head kills the cow. Reply “…and THIS is my youngest…” Reply #1 dad because his father in law told him so. Reply It was not a shotgun wedding. Reply Dammit, Phil, put that away! The photographer said, “I”m Tommy.” Not, “I’m a Commie.” Reply I’ll take care of that bitter beer face. Reply Gene Pool… The Shallow End. (Faint sound of banjos picking) Reply Its all relative in Bugtussle. Reply Granpa’s trigger disciple was great until the Alzheimer’s hit. Reply “Who’s the geezer with the gun?” “I dunno. I thought he was with you.” Reply Instead of a shotgun wedding it’s handgun mandatory family photo time. Reply I said, “Smile!” Dadburnit! Reply “i said i’d get a christmas card picture, and dammit, i meant it!” Reply Losing the title of #1 Dad was the last straw for ol’ Donnie. Reply “Tell me to say “cheese” one more time, and you won’t have to wait for the flash.” Reply Grandpa been beaver huntin again.You going to take her home and mount her Pa? Reply Aunt in white must not understand that,”Look at the birdie”, means the camera. Reply There can only be ONE #1 Dad! Reply ….this photo is wrong on a frightening number of levels. Reply Nobody had told Uncle Bob that shotgun weddings usually took place before… Reply Zimmerman family Christmas vacation ’74. A young Dan can be seen front row third from the right. In his younger years he still had hair as well as an identity crisis Reply While “Uncle Jer” did prove that he could shoot faster than the photographer’s camera, the tradition of the ‘Miculek Family Photo’ was abruptly ended. Reply Didn’t the one in the red hair and white jacket star in a movie called “Mask”? Reply Now that is funny laugh out loud, thank you. Reply Dis gun’s been stuck in my hand since the War! Reply “The Princess Anastasia (white jacket, first left of front row) was proud of the family she had secretly raised since escaping to capitalist America.” Reply “Deez are from my resultant tadpolls and I can still get THIS up” Reply For the last time, look straight ahead and smile, dammit! Remember Little Billy? He didn’t “just disappear” after he refused to smile in last year’s picture. So let’s see those teeth! Reply Their family secrets were always “kept under their hats” and this was the result. Reply Wally world or bust! Reply The dangers of inbreeding, the illustrated edition. Reply “Take one last look……they’ll all be gone after tonight.” Reply family values Reply Get in the picture Bruce……..For the last time Dad, My name is Caitlyn! Reply The Bush family branch that got pruned long ago. Reply The Clinton’s that got left behind in Arkansas. Reply Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Just one more. Click. Reply Reason #122 why pistol whipping your child should be illegal. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.