Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    “Life is better when you’re holding a firearm!”

  2. avatar Custodian says:

    It’s okay, I reloaded!!!

  3. avatar Paul G says:

    “Singing on the range, I’m singing on the range!”

    1. avatar Chris. says:

      Good one!

  4. avatar Gunr says:

    Put 25 case of toothpaste in my buckboard or I’ll drill ya!

  5. avatar Gunr says:

    Trigger discipline my ass!

  6. avatar Paul53 says:

    Hillary did not take losing the election well!

  7. avatar Benzo says:

    Ha! You don’t need no stinkin’ PENISES either, do ya?

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I’m Shannon. Where’s Dirk?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “I’m Shannon. Where’s Dirk?”

      We have a winner, folks…

  9. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Sara Tipton arrives in Wyoming?

  10. avatar TxDuallyDog says:

    “you call that a gun” ? Ahahahahah

  11. avatar Bob Wall says:

    Gonna shoot your “Rocks” off, Hudson!

  12. avatar Clark says:

    I don’t need no stinking License!

  13. avatar anaxis says:

    “Happiness is a warm….. gun.”

  14. avatar Bob says:

    My name is Sue, how do you do. You’re gonna die.

  15. avatar Javier says:

    Lorena Bobbitt Ha I don’t have to be that close!

  16. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Silly Gecker… Tricks are for Kids….LOL…

  17. avatar Chris. says:

    OMG! Why didn’t you tell me this was so much fun Earlier!

  18. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    “This mom demand action.”

    1. avatar RatInDaHat says:

      Stupid spelling mistakes.

      “This mom demands action.”

  19. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    I’ll show you a Calamity…Jane!

  20. avatar DamDoc says:

    hoooooo doggie.. get off those knee pads so i can aim!

  21. avatar Youzernayme says:

    -file photo of Calamity Jane laughing when a Democrat told her someday she’d need a permit, registration form, tax stamp, and insurance for that deadly device.

  22. avatar Eric says:

    My wife after wine…

  23. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Nah, Ricky… I ain’t gotta ‘splain shit.”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Lucy, for the win.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        That’s Doris Day.

        I used to date her sister Rainy.

        1. avatar Lucas D. says:

          Damn. Here I thought we were making jokes, and now I just lost my Daily Double wager.

        2. avatar Bryan says:

          Well you should’ve gone out with her other sister Windy, she blows!

        3. avatar jwm says:

          SIGH. I knew who it was. I was just going with the flow of the preceeding comment. Lucy preferred a Remington.

  24. A Winchester is a girl’s best friend.

  25. avatar Ralph says:

    This is much more fun than making Pillow Talk with Rock Hudson!

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      And less risky?

  26. avatar Mikele says:

    A girl and her gun!

  27. avatar jwm says:

    Man’s clothes and hat…..150 dollars
    Winchester rifle….. 1000 dollars

    The look on the startled jihadis faces as they realize they’re being killed by a woman…. Priceless.

    1. avatar Farmer Tyler says:

      ^ lol This gets my vote.

  28. avatar CTstooge says:

    “Sam Peckinpah sent me”…

  29. avatar matty 9 says:

    WHAT?!?!? BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN, I’M SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR HILLARY?!?!?!? I don’t think so.

  30. avatar matty 9 says:

    Alternately:that’s the last time I saw him. The man that murdered my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my farm, shot my dog, and STOLE MY BIBLE!

  31. avatar thx855 says:

    Oh yeah, how about I double tap your ass!

  32. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    “Oh great another thread about fireclean!”

  33. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    “Hard worker is an offensive term now? Yeah right!”

  34. avatar CoolBreeze says:

    Please, please don’t eat the Daisy. Don’t eat the Daisy BB gun.

  35. avatar bastiches says:

    Oh~kla~hole in ‘ya~!

  36. avatar CRF says:

    This mom demands a particular type of action: the lever kind.

    1. avatar Jon says:

      Moms demand lever actions. Join your local MDLA chapter today!

  37. avatar Another Robert says:

    How Shannon imagines herself after a few sips too many…

  38. avatar James in Florida says:


  39. avatar PeterK says:

    “And then they tried to sell me a pink revolver!”

    1. avatar Joe R. says:

      She’s what Pink would look like if she wasn’t a liberal.

  40. avatar KCK says:

    It appears that both Jane and Annie have their guns

  41. avatar foodoglickinghisbalz says:

    Chicago, Chicago that slaughterin’ town
    Chicago, Chicago’ll put ya in the ground


  42. avatar BugsInMyTeeth says:

    Y’all c’mon back now, ya hear?

  43. avatar tmm says:

    We’re a long way from Sunday, pardner.

  44. avatar Bob in MI says:

    “The hills are alive. With the sound click clack”

  45. avatar onezero says:

    “Janie got a gun! Whatcha gonna do?”

  46. avatar Wielsucker says:

    Hillary finally has the only remaining gun..

  47. avatar Darrell says:

    My Form 4 finally got approved!

  48. avatar Mike says:


  49. avatar AaronW says:

    “The sky is fake… the bullets are real.”

  50. avatar Rich Keagy & CK says:

    “Go ahead and make my Doris Day!”

  51. avatar James in Florida says:

    Wait a minute?
    Is that ted nugent?
    Da da da cat scratch fever da da daa!

  52. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “Come and get it!”

  53. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “Heeeer’s Ronnie!”

  54. avatar mark s, says:

    Doris Day sings her favorite song , ” Rock Hudson loves men ” while choking her Henry .

  55. avatar Martin B says:

    “You wanna take my man? Dance, bitch!”

  56. avatar mark s, says:

    Mr. Siler says , don’t put your finger on the trigger until you have acquired your target .
    ………………… , don’t laugh wile firing your rifle .
    …… , brush with Fluoride .

  57. avatar jwm says:

    “A-Team, my ass. More like the window lickers from the short bus. You boys come back when you get serious about learning to shoot.”

  58. avatar Gunr says:

    If I get the angle just right, I can catch the bullet in my teeth, from the ricochet!

  59. avatar Ing says:

    Yes, I, Hillary, am coming for your guns. Don’t you see? I’ve already started! Bwahahahaha!!!

  60. Atrocity Jane arrives in town hell bent on showing Calamity Jane how stuff gets done.

  61. avatar DaveC says:

    You wannna take my guns…hahaha…just try it!

  62. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “NO! NO! NO! It’s blondes with guns have more fun. You left out the ‘with guns’ part.”

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