Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 6, 2015 74 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 74 COMMENTS “Life is better when you’re holding a firearm!” Reply It’s okay, I reloaded!!! Reply “Singing on the range, I’m singing on the range!” Reply Good one! Reply Put 25 case of toothpaste in my buckboard or I’ll drill ya! Reply Trigger discipline my ass! Reply Hillary did not take losing the election well! Reply Ha! You don’t need no stinkin’ PENISES either, do ya? Reply HAHAHAHAHAHA I’m Shannon. Where’s Dirk? Reply “I’m Shannon. Where’s Dirk?” We have a winner, folks… Reply Sara Tipton arrives in Wyoming? Reply “you call that a gun” ? Ahahahahah Reply Gonna shoot your “Rocks” off, Hudson! Reply I don’t need no stinking License! Reply “Happiness is a warm….. gun.” Reply My name is Sue, how do you do. You’re gonna die. Reply Lorena Bobbitt Ha I don’t have to be that close! Reply Silly Gecker… Tricks are for Kids….LOL… Reply OMG! Why didn’t you tell me this was so much fun Earlier! Reply “This mom demand action.” Reply Stupid spelling mistakes. “This mom demands action.” Reply I’ll show you a Calamity…Jane! Reply hoooooo doggie.. get off those knee pads so i can aim! Reply -file photo of Calamity Jane laughing when a Democrat told her someday she’d need a permit, registration form, tax stamp, and insurance for that deadly device. Reply My wife after wine… Reply “Nah, Ricky… I ain’t gotta ‘splain shit.” Reply Lucy, for the win. Reply That’s Doris Day. I used to date her sister Rainy. Reply Damn. Here I thought we were making jokes, and now I just lost my Daily Double wager. Well you should’ve gone out with her other sister Windy, she blows! SIGH. I knew who it was. I was just going with the flow of the preceeding comment. Lucy preferred a Remington. A Winchester is a girl’s best friend. Reply This is much more fun than making Pillow Talk with Rock Hudson! Reply And less risky? Reply A girl and her gun! Reply Man’s clothes and hat…..150 dollars Winchester rifle….. 1000 dollars The look on the startled jihadis faces as they realize they’re being killed by a woman…. Priceless. Reply ^ lol This gets my vote. Reply “Sam Peckinpah sent me”… Reply WHAT?!?!? BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN, I’M SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR HILLARY?!?!?!? I don’t think so. Reply Alternately:that’s the last time I saw him. The man that murdered my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my farm, shot my dog, and STOLE MY BIBLE! Reply Oh yeah, how about I double tap your ass! Reply “Oh great another thread about fireclean!” Reply “Hard worker is an offensive term now? Yeah right!” Reply Please, please don’t eat the Daisy. Don’t eat the Daisy BB gun. Reply Oh~kla~hole in ‘ya~! Reply This mom demands a particular type of action: the lever kind. Reply Moms demand lever actions. Join your local MDLA chapter today! Reply How Shannon imagines herself after a few sips too many… Reply TEAM AMERICA….F..K. YEA!! Reply “And then they tried to sell me a pink revolver!” Reply She’s what Pink would look like if she wasn’t a liberal. Reply It appears that both Jane and Annie have their guns Reply Chicago, Chicago that slaughterin’ town Chicago, Chicago’ll put ya in the ground http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/american_studies/keeping_tabs_on_chicago.php Reply Y’all c’mon back now, ya hear? Reply We’re a long way from Sunday, pardner. Reply “The hills are alive. With the sound click clack” Reply “Janie got a gun! Whatcha gonna do?” Reply Hillary finally has the only remaining gun.. Reply My Form 4 finally got approved! Reply BENGHAZIIIIII! Reply “The sky is fake… the bullets are real.” Reply “Go ahead and make my Doris Day!” Reply Wait a minute? Is that ted nugent? Da da da cat scratch fever da da daa! Reply “Come and get it!” Reply “Heeeer’s Ronnie!” Reply Doris Day sings her favorite song , ” Rock Hudson loves men ” while choking her Henry . Reply “You wanna take my man? Dance, bitch!” Reply Mr. Siler says , don’t put your finger on the trigger until you have acquired your target . ………………… , don’t laugh wile firing your rifle . …… , brush with Fluoride . Reply “A-Team, my ass. More like the window lickers from the short bus. You boys come back when you get serious about learning to shoot.” Reply If I get the angle just right, I can catch the bullet in my teeth, from the ricochet! Reply Yes, I, Hillary, am coming for your guns. Don’t you see? I’ve already started! Bwahahahaha!!! Reply Atrocity Jane arrives in town hell bent on showing Calamity Jane how stuff gets done. Reply You wannna take my guns…hahaha…just try it! Reply “NO! NO! NO! It’s blondes with guns have more fun. You left out the ‘with guns’ part.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.