Weekend Photo Caption Contest


[h/t Ed D.]


  1. avatar John L. says:

    Taliban ICBM prototype #2.

    (Prototype#1 pilot now goes by “Stumpy.”)

    1. avatar Ben says:

      Alluha Stumpbar?

  2. avatar Douglas says:

    Not the magic carpet ride he was expecting.

  3. avatar B Fitts says:

    The ISIS space program is off to a slow start.

    1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      ISIS 2 stage rockets,
      1)human propelled
      2)gun powder

  4. avatar JWM says:

    Aloha snackbar. The jihadi space program is a success. Full report at 11 on al jazeera.

  5. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    I’m a rocket man…

  6. avatar JWM says:

    An old home remedy for athlete’s foot.

  7. avatar JWM says:

    And we were being critical of the gun handling in the ferguson mini mart.

  8. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Muhammad tests the new rocket powered pogo stick after the ISIS flying carpet program failed to get off the ground!

  9. avatar JWM says:

    Pogo stick 2.0.

  10. avatar cmac890 says:

    The carpet! You’re supposed to ride the carpet!

  11. avatar JWM says:

    What? No posting too quickly comment?

  12. avatar Paul says:

    Pocket SCUDS Rock!

  13. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Muhammad had Boraq the flying donkey, and modern middle east is attempting to ride a rifle across the sky.
    After watching Wizard of Oz, Bill decided to build a boom stick to ride.

  14. avatar Phil LA says:

    I’m Rick James, bitch.

    1. avatar JSJ says:

      That’s too good to not comment on. Props!

  15. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Revoke my passport? Can’t return home to spread Allah’s message? We’ll see about that!

  16. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Qwidditch ISIS style.

    1. avatar BDub says:

      I was right there with you.

  17. avatar Cj says:

    The math says it should work…

  18. avatar Grant in IN says:

    ISIS problem solved, Genie will turn them all into goats when he finds out they shot his friend.

  19. avatar Geoff PR says:

    To the ‘Emerald City’ as fast as lightning…?

  20. avatar Troybilt says:

    This is what happens when you buy used magic carpets

  21. avatar Gunr says:

    Magic carpet “spare tire”

  22. avatar Spyco says:

    “I’ll get you yet my pretties! *Cackling laughter*”

    1. avatar Ing says:

      And your false god, too!

  23. avatar notalima says:

    ISIS Quidditch team recruiting poster.

    1. avatar notalima says:

      Bah, Pieslapper beat me to the punch. 😉

  24. avatar notalima says:

    Bet your Glock can’t do this!

  25. avatar Accur81 says:

    I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
    On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
    Any place it goes is right
    Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

    Well, you don’t know what we can find
    Why don’t you come with me little girl
    On a magic carpet ride
    You don’t know what we can see
    Why don’t you tell your dreams to me
    Fantasy will set you free
    Close your eyes girl
    Look inside girl
    Let the sound take you away

    Last night I held Aladdin’s lamp
    And so I wished that I could stay
    Before the thing could answer me
    Well, someone came and took the lamp away
    I looked around, a lousy candle’s all I found

    Well, you don’t know what we can find
    Why don’t you come with me little girl
    On a magic carpet ride
    Well, you don’t know what we can see
    Why don’t you tell your dreams to me
    Fantasy will set you free
    Close your eyes girl
    Look inside girl
    Let the sound take you away

    Magic Carpet Ride

  26. avatar Gunr says:

    This is going to take longer than I thought, to get to America, if I have to land and reload every 20′

  27. avatar JWM says:

    Gawd dammed sand fleas!

  28. avatar Gunr says:

    I’ll have to have a talk with that carpet salesman, when I get back, He said this thing would take at least a dozen blasts!

  29. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Aladdin’s Flying Carpet Air Corps was destined to fail from the beginning…

  30. avatar Ing says:

    Omar shouted “Allahu akbar!” as he leaped. At the height of his jump he pulled the trigger, discharging a gout of smoke and flame into the carpet. If this didn’t get that damned Steppenwolf song out of his head, nothing would.

  31. avatar William says:

    Technically he is following the four rules of gun safety but…

  32. avatar Gunr says:

    They said it couldn’t be done!

    And they were right!

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      My favorite Benny Hill “poem”

      They said that it could not be done,
      He said, “Just let me try.”
      They said, “Other men have tried and failed,”
      He answered, “But not I.”
      They said, “It is impossible,”
      He said, “There’s no such word.”
      He closed his mind, he closed his heart…
      To everything he heard.

      He said, “Within the heart of man,
      There is a tiny seed.
      It grows until it blossoms,
      It’s called the will to succeed.
      Its roots are strength, its stem is hope,
      Its petals inspiration,
      Its thorns protect its strong green leaves,
      With grim determination.

      “Its stamens are its skills
      Which help to shape each plan,
      For there’s nothing in the universe
      Beyond the scope of man.”
      They thought that it could not be done,
      Some even said they knew it,
      But he faced up to what could not be done…
      And he couldn’t bloody do it!

      1. avatar Gunr says:

        I always liked Benny Hill. I have a short piece saved of him helping a couple of sexy band members over an iron gate, while fondling their stocking clad limbs. then when it’s time for the old ladies. he simply raises the latch, and opens the iron gate!

  33. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    I shouldn’t have eaten that “mysterious” chili.

  34. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Virgins? But I just killed a carpet! BTW-breakin’ news-legal conceal carrier kills girlfriend in apparent murder/suicide in downtown Chicago-as seen on WLS TV/Chicago by me last hour…details whenever…

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      Was the killing legal?

  35. avatar BDub says:

    No no, Abdel! I was asking about powder DRUGS!

  36. avatar Martin says:

    Such a shame, that rug really tied the room together.

    1. avatar BDub says:

      +1 Little Urban Achiever

    2. avatar JWM says:

      slow clap. Referencing the dude is awesome.

    3. avatar Accur81 says:

      That’s good! Here I was using somebody else’s stuff like a third-rate rapper.

  37. avatar AaronW says:

    Dreaming won’t get you to Damascus, nor will riding a Jezail rifle.

  38. avatar Bruce Bogle says:

    Beans Eat More Beans.

  39. avatar Lurker_of_lurkiness says:

    jumpin jihad! I’m having a blast!

    1. avatar KCK says:

      Jumpn’ Jack flash is blast blast blast
      Fixed it

  40. avatar Paul53 says:

    Ahkmed tests his idea, the POGO RPG!

  41. avatar AaronW says:

    “The trick, William Potter, is not MINDING that it hurts…”

    1. avatar JWM says:

      Lawrence of Arabia. Tip of the hat to you.

  42. avatar Kapeltam says:

    That’s one way to get a stain out of the carpet.

  43. avatar AaronW says:

    In arid climes, the sales pitch for a Stanley Steemer franchise is modified a bit.

  44. avatar AaronW says:

    “Shouldn’t officers use their initiative at all times?”
    “No Lawrence, it’s dangerous. Look at this poor bugger, for example.”

  45. avatar Gunr says:

    Gotta remember: Tuck my feet in, tuck them sons of bitches in all the way!

  46. avatar RayknowsBama says:

    To da moon Allah! To da moon!

  47. avatar Removed_californian says:

    RPJ: rocket propelled jihadi

  48. avatar Jacob says:

    Great! They launched the Iran deal early.

  49. avatar Getfreight says:

    It’s a blast!

  50. avatar Getfreight says:

    Or, I guess I was wrong. He could hit the broad side of something……

  51. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Turkish Yosemite Sam.

  52. avatar Drew says:

    Sometimes you have to jump start your magic carpet

  53. avatar JWM says:

    Achmed, they’re called fiddly bits for a reason.

  54. avatar Simon Jester says:

    Sim, Sim Allah-BAM! I’ll be here all Ramadan, remember to behead your infidel server!

  55. avatar Greg says:

    After this jumping the shark will be easy

  56. avatar Observer says:

    High Ho Silver, Away!!!!!

    1. avatar JWM says:

      Never do that again, kemo sabe.

  57. avatar Gregolas says:

    “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little goat too !

  58. avatar Pete says:

    I must go, my people need me.

  59. avatar fiun dagner says:

    Isis experements kerbel space program style


    After playing team fortress 2 isis has thier soldiers experiment with the soldiers rocket jump ability

  60. avatar Mark Lee says:

    Kuwaiti Hopscotch?

  61. avatar Texsylvanian says:

    ” I can show you the world
    Shining, shimmering, splendid
    Tell me, princess, now when did
    You last let your heart decide?
    I can open your eyes
    Take you wonder by wonder
    Over, sideways and under
    On a magic carpet ri…”

    Read more: Aladdin – A Whole New World Lyrics | MetroLyrics

  62. avatar Greg says:

    This is more fun than jumping rope

  63. avatar Jenni says:

    My wife told me to beat the carpet, but I had different plans.

  64. avatar Greg says:

    Darn snakes

  65. avatar Eric says:

    After he saw the joy it gave his wife, he had to take it for a spin. Your results may vary.

  66. avatar Gunr says:

    Dam drill sergeant, put too much salt peter in this load!

  67. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    I see Remington found a market for their replaced triggers

  68. avatar J says:

    New long range suicide bomber, because walking into a crowded marketplace takes too long.

  69. avatar Greg says:

    White Smoke and Thunder Carpet Cleaning Service. Guaranteed stain removal, no job to small

  70. avatar Elliot says:

    Radical Islam.

    1. avatar matt b says:


  71. avatar JWM says:

    I like to move it, move it….

  72. avatar dh34 says:

    Ground Control to Major Khan…

  73. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Ahmed’s wife always said he was too quick on the trigger.

  74. avatar Zora says:


  75. avatar vcaine says:

    Alladin didn’t leave detailed instructions on the whole flying carpet thing, but how hard could it be?!?!

  76. avatar Pieslapper says:

    The Syrian drone program was experiencing some teething issues.

  77. avatar Pieslapper says:

    The SyFy channel version of The Rocketeer.

  78. avatar Dustin says:

    With a butt stock like that, I wouldn’t shoulder it, either…

  79. avatar Dave says:

    With the magic carpet broken down,Abdulluh knew the only way he’d make it home before his wife was with his new Jihad 2000 rocket pogo!

  80. avatar Jimmyjames says:

    It takes 175grains of 4350 to attain escape velocity.

  81. avatar mike oregon says:

    Prototype of the carpet cleaning rocket pogo stick, there were no survivors.

  82. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    The guidance systems on ISISs surface to air missles most notably illuatrates the technology gap between them and the west

  83. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Houston…we have a problem…

  84. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    “Burnin up his fuse out there alone”

  85. avatar ed says:

    The fighter wing of the ISIS air force.

  86. avatar blasko says:

    The producers thought they needed a new course designer after the season 1 disaster of Arabian Ninja Jihadist

  87. avatar Eric says:

    With the recent budget cuts, NASA tries the low tech approach to get to Mars…

  88. avatar KCK says:

    Abdul Rahman being a super fan of Steppenwolf, is seen here attempting combine two of the bands greatest hits. The obvious, “Magic Carpet Ride” with “Born to be Wild” giving literal reference to the lyrics
    “Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space”.
    Well done Abdul!

  89. avatar Rick K says:

    When you absolutely, positively can’t wait for your 72 virgins.

  90. avatar Chrispy says:

    You have to keep a watchful eye out for those sand spiders.

  91. avatar Gohnn says:

    Soon I’ll be able to build it small enough to be a concealed rectal rocket!

  92. avatar matt b says:

    “Using his jezail rifle, this skilled Afghani demonstrates a little known technique for escaping from attacking mujahadeen. It is highly effective. “

  93. avatar Chris says:

    Bon voyhaji

  94. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Well, Obama did say NASA needed more Muslims.

  95. avatar Pieslapper says:

    New from Ronco it’s the Flintlock Magic Carpet Cleaner! Such a fantastic labor saver, now the little lady will have more time to scrape the camel dung from your boots and comb the insects from your beard. But wait! There’s more! For a limited time order 2 and get a free burqa for the little woman! (Just pay extra shipping and handling, limited time offer, not valid in all states, sales tax not included, your mileage may vary, not valid with other discounts or coupons, delivery charges may apply, tax, tag, and title extra, prices higher in AK & HI, Death to America!, operators are standing by).

  96. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Oh crap, how do I land this thing!!!!!!

  97. avatar ZD says:

    He’ s gonna ride that carpet straight to a whole new world.

  98. avatar JWM says:

    It wasn’t rocket science. But try telling mohammed that.

  99. avatar Javier says:

    The magic carpet just would not listen to the GPS directions and Abu just lost it.

  100. avatar JWM says:

    The ffg powered segway was just not a success.

  101. avatar Thomas W. says:

    Long range suicide bomber.

  102. avatar Hackapotamus says:

    Admit it. We’ve all thought of this, once. And if you hadn’t, you have now.

  103. avatar George says:

    ISIS unveils its space program.

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