Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 14, 2015 120 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email [h/t Ed D.] RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 120 COMMENTS Taliban ICBM prototype #2. (Prototype#1 pilot now goes by “Stumpy.”) Reply Alluha Stumpbar? Reply Not the magic carpet ride he was expecting. Reply The ISIS space program is off to a slow start. Reply ISIS 2 stage rockets, 1)human propelled 2)gun powder Reply Aloha snackbar. The jihadi space program is a success. Full report at 11 on al jazeera. Reply I’m a rocket man… Reply An old home remedy for athlete’s foot. Reply And we were being critical of the gun handling in the ferguson mini mart. Reply Muhammad tests the new rocket powered pogo stick after the ISIS flying carpet program failed to get off the ground! Reply Pogo stick 2.0. Reply The carpet! You’re supposed to ride the carpet! Reply What? No posting too quickly comment? Reply LOL! Reply Pocket SCUDS Rock! Reply Muhammad had Boraq the flying donkey, and modern middle east is attempting to ride a rifle across the sky. -or- After watching Wizard of Oz, Bill decided to build a boom stick to ride. Reply I’m Rick James, bitch. Reply That’s too good to not comment on. Props! Reply Revoke my passport? Can’t return home to spread Allah’s message? We’ll see about that! Reply Qwidditch ISIS style. Reply I was right there with you. Reply The math says it should work… Reply ISIS problem solved, Genie will turn them all into goats when he finds out they shot his friend. Reply To the ‘Emerald City’ as fast as lightning…? Reply This is what happens when you buy used magic carpets Reply Magic carpet “spare tire” Reply “I’ll get you yet my pretties! *Cackling laughter*” Reply And your false god, too! Reply ISIS Quidditch team recruiting poster. Reply Bah, Pieslapper beat me to the punch. 😉 Reply Bet your Glock can’t do this! Reply I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine On a cloud of sound I drift in the night Any place it goes is right Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here Well, you don’t know what we can find Why don’t you come with me little girl On a magic carpet ride You don’t know what we can see Why don’t you tell your dreams to me Fantasy will set you free Close your eyes girl Look inside girl Let the sound take you away Last night I held Aladdin’s lamp And so I wished that I could stay Before the thing could answer me Well, someone came and took the lamp away I looked around, a lousy candle’s all I found Well, you don’t know what we can find Why don’t you come with me little girl On a magic carpet ride Well, you don’t know what we can see Why don’t you tell your dreams to me Fantasy will set you free Close your eyes girl Look inside girl Let the sound take you away Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf Reply This is going to take longer than I thought, to get to America, if I have to land and reload every 20′ Reply Gawd dammed sand fleas! Reply I’ll have to have a talk with that carpet salesman, when I get back, He said this thing would take at least a dozen blasts! Reply Aladdin’s Flying Carpet Air Corps was destined to fail from the beginning… Reply Omar shouted “Allahu akbar!” as he leaped. At the height of his jump he pulled the trigger, discharging a gout of smoke and flame into the carpet. If this didn’t get that damned Steppenwolf song out of his head, nothing would. Reply Technically he is following the four rules of gun safety but… Reply They said it couldn’t be done! And they were right! Reply My favorite Benny Hill “poem” They said that it could not be done, He said, “Just let me try.” They said, “Other men have tried and failed,” He answered, “But not I.” They said, “It is impossible,” He said, “There’s no such word.” He closed his mind, he closed his heart… To everything he heard. He said, “Within the heart of man, There is a tiny seed. It grows until it blossoms, It’s called the will to succeed. Its roots are strength, its stem is hope, Its petals inspiration, Its thorns protect its strong green leaves, With grim determination. “Its stamens are its skills Which help to shape each plan, For there’s nothing in the universe Beyond the scope of man.” They thought that it could not be done, Some even said they knew it, But he faced up to what could not be done… And he couldn’t bloody do it! Reply I always liked Benny Hill. I have a short piece saved of him helping a couple of sexy band members over an iron gate, while fondling their stocking clad limbs. then when it’s time for the old ladies. he simply raises the latch, and opens the iron gate! Reply I shouldn’t have eaten that “mysterious” chili. Reply Virgins? But I just killed a carpet! BTW-breakin’ news-legal conceal carrier kills girlfriend in apparent murder/suicide in downtown Chicago-as seen on WLS TV/Chicago by me last hour…details whenever… Reply Was the killing legal? Reply No no, Abdel! I was asking about powder DRUGS! Reply Such a shame, that rug really tied the room together. Reply +1 Little Urban Achiever Reply slow clap. Referencing the dude is awesome. Reply That’s good! Here I was using somebody else’s stuff like a third-rate rapper. Reply Dreaming won’t get you to Damascus, nor will riding a Jezail rifle. Reply Beans Eat More Beans. Reply jumpin jihad! I’m having a blast! Reply Jumpn’ Jack flash is blast blast blast Fixed it Reply Ahkmed tests his idea, the POGO RPG! Reply “The trick, William Potter, is not MINDING that it hurts…” Reply Lawrence of Arabia. Tip of the hat to you. Reply That’s one way to get a stain out of the carpet. Reply In arid climes, the sales pitch for a Stanley Steemer franchise is modified a bit. Reply “Shouldn’t officers use their initiative at all times?” “No Lawrence, it’s dangerous. Look at this poor bugger, for example.” Reply Gotta remember: Tuck my feet in, tuck them sons of bitches in all the way! Reply To da moon Allah! To da moon! Reply RPJ: rocket propelled jihadi Reply Great! They launched the Iran deal early. Reply It’s a blast! Reply Or, I guess I was wrong. He could hit the broad side of something…… Reply Turkish Yosemite Sam. Reply Sometimes you have to jump start your magic carpet Reply Achmed, they’re called fiddly bits for a reason. Reply Sim, Sim Allah-BAM! I’ll be here all Ramadan, remember to behead your infidel server! Reply After this jumping the shark will be easy Reply High Ho Silver, Away!!!!! Reply Never do that again, kemo sabe. Reply “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little goat too ! Reply I must go, my people need me. Reply Isis experements kerbel space program style Alternative After playing team fortress 2 isis has thier soldiers experiment with the soldiers rocket jump ability Reply Kuwaiti Hopscotch? Reply ” I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did You last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ri…” Read more: Aladdin – A Whole New World Lyrics | MetroLyrics Reply This is more fun than jumping rope Reply My wife told me to beat the carpet, but I had different plans. Reply Darn snakes Reply After he saw the joy it gave his wife, he had to take it for a spin. Your results may vary. Reply Dam drill sergeant, put too much salt peter in this load! Reply I see Remington found a market for their replaced triggers Reply New long range suicide bomber, because walking into a crowded marketplace takes too long. Reply White Smoke and Thunder Carpet Cleaning Service. Guaranteed stain removal, no job to small Reply Radical Islam. Reply winrar. Reply I like to move it, move it…. Reply Ground Control to Major Khan… Reply Ahmed’s wife always said he was too quick on the trigger. Reply Excelsior! Reply Alladin didn’t leave detailed instructions on the whole flying carpet thing, but how hard could it be?!?! Reply The Syrian drone program was experiencing some teething issues. Reply The SyFy channel version of The Rocketeer. Reply With a butt stock like that, I wouldn’t shoulder it, either… Reply With the magic carpet broken down,Abdulluh knew the only way he’d make it home before his wife was with his new Jihad 2000 rocket pogo! Reply It takes 175grains of 4350 to attain escape velocity. Reply Prototype of the carpet cleaning rocket pogo stick, there were no survivors. Reply The guidance systems on ISISs surface to air missles most notably illuatrates the technology gap between them and the west Reply Houston…we have a problem… Reply “Burnin up his fuse out there alone” Reply The fighter wing of the ISIS air force. Reply The producers thought they needed a new course designer after the season 1 disaster of Arabian Ninja Jihadist Reply With the recent budget cuts, NASA tries the low tech approach to get to Mars… Reply Abdul Rahman being a super fan of Steppenwolf, is seen here attempting combine two of the bands greatest hits. The obvious, “Magic Carpet Ride” with “Born to be Wild” giving literal reference to the lyrics “Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space”. Well done Abdul! Reply When you absolutely, positively can’t wait for your 72 virgins. Reply You have to keep a watchful eye out for those sand spiders. Reply Soon I’ll be able to build it small enough to be a concealed rectal rocket! Reply “Using his jezail rifle, this skilled Afghani demonstrates a little known technique for escaping from attacking mujahadeen. It is highly effective. “ Reply Bon voyhaji Reply Well, Obama did say NASA needed more Muslims. Reply New from Ronco it’s the Flintlock Magic Carpet Cleaner! 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