Wait, this is a dream catcher, not a nightmare catcher. My dream was of a white girl so i could get some pink. Not a white girl in pink trying to get me!
No, wait! This isn’t war paint! I cry blood. The blood of a thousand souls done in at the hands of evil. Innocent babies and kittens and puppies. You do like puppies? Yes?
If you try to EXPLETIVE DELETED me, I will be forced to shoot! Now my aim is horrible. Pa says I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. So the chances of me hitting you are not good…not good at all. As a matter of fact, this gun ain’t even loaded. But don’t you dare EXPLETIVE DELETED me!
Dear Penthouse,
I was harvesting some maize for the banquet last night when the strangest thing happened.
-OR-
I’m sorry, Deputy. I can’t pay the horrible Native disguise fine. Can we work something else out? _wink wink_
– or however else this obvious racial role-play porn scenario would play out.
“Not what I was expecting when John Mayer said he’d take me to his ranch to hunt gophers.”
With that out of the way RF, wth were you doing on that website? The article from the picture is crucifying Katy Perry for not respecting the cultural heritage of others. She even played the Hiroshima card. From “Geishas, Cowboys, Indians, and Skinning People for the Sake of Fashion: Katy Perry’s Racism Knows No Bounds, By Ruth Hopkins”:
“So what’s the big deal? It’s just a kimono. It’s not like Americans killed Japanese before, right? Cut to 1945- when approximately 100,000-150,000 Japanese citizens were killed instantly when an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima”
That is nice. Now that you’ve shown me your pink pistol, I’ll show you mine.
As an aside, I never thought I’d see the day that I could go to TTAG and have the comments make me wonder if I accidentally end up on TMZ. I don’t know if I could pick Katie Perry out of a line up of one.
You bes’ not be eyein’ my tassles!
ZOMG! Trigger warning….
Katy Perry now: “I should have pulled the trigger…”
Everyone else: “She should have pulled the trigger.”
Wait, this is a dream catcher, not a nightmare catcher. My dream was of a white girl so i could get some pink. Not a white girl in pink trying to get me!
Everybody in the barber shop just looked at me for laughing.
Thanks Michael
Katy demonstrates the “modified Perry stance”
“Social Justice Porn”
This is now my fetish.
No, wait! This isn’t war paint! I cry blood. The blood of a thousand souls done in at the hands of evil. Innocent babies and kittens and puppies. You do like puppies? Yes?
Sounds like something Russell would say. Winner.
Thou shalt have no other cowgirls before me.
“I am perfectly aware of Rule Number 2.”
I play a mean wash board. Want me to do a number?
Editor’s note: This works with Indians but try that joke on a black fellow and all hell breaks loose.
Hands up! Tell me, are you really a savage?
Russell Brand in Red Face? Isn’t that racist?
“Just put your mouth on it.”
Does everyone always have to follow the 4 rules of gun safety? What about just this once?
You lower gun! Shoot’m new type bullet proof vest!
Well tickle me pink
If you try to EXPLETIVE DELETED me, I will be forced to shoot! Now my aim is horrible. Pa says I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. So the chances of me hitting you are not good…not good at all. As a matter of fact, this gun ain’t even loaded. But don’t you dare EXPLETIVE DELETED me!
Dear Penthouse,
I was harvesting some maize for the banquet last night when the strangest thing happened.
-OR-
I’m sorry, Deputy. I can’t pay the horrible Native disguise fine. Can we work something else out? _wink wink_
– or however else this obvious racial role-play porn scenario would play out.
“I said you looked thick. It’s a compliment in the rap communitiy.”
Bet squaw doesn’t know fire stick must be cocked before bang bang!
Whoa there kimosabette!!!! It’s a joke…I say, “do you have any Apache in you?” and when you say “no”, I say “Would you like some?”
A Native American sees flaws with their lax immigration policy.
That was bad…really bad. (Made me laugh.)
And that’s how it came to be called Camp Perry.
Don’t miss the next installment of Pinky and the Backyard Body Armor Tests!
Is that FPSRussia? He asked ambiguously.
The PG version of the Trail of Years. Brought to you by the Democratic Party of 1830.
“Disarm yourselves and come peacefully…You can trust the government to take care of you now.”
Stroke my ropes did not mean what you thought it did.
No… No… You don’t look fat in those pants… I asked if you would like to dance…
Even though a gun has been drawn, nobody will be shot. But, there will be a stabbing….
“Toy Story 4” was Disney’s first epic failure at bringing their animated features to live action.
“I know what you’re thinking. Was it five shots or was it six?”
Date night at my house has been known to get wilder than this. Klingon sex is just plain hazardous.
Y-M-C-A
Does this outfit make me look fat?
I know I’m an obnoxious, opinionated British blowhard, but isn’t blowing my head of a bit extreme?
“Stick ‘m up!”
(British accent)
“Sorry, can only get me hands up at the moment. I’m shy like that, Katie!”
“Suck *that*? No, you suck on *this*!”
Dirk and Shannon role playing on a Friday nite
Thank Heavens it’s finally over.
Me thought pink pistol meant sumtin else.
“That FNS-9C isn’t worth my dignity, limey!”
Only these two could disparage Native Americans, Cowboys, women, gun owners, good taste, fashion sense, and common decency with one photo.
It couldn’t be worse than watching Texas Rising on the “History” Channel, you’d have to add Mexicans, Tejanos, Cajuns, …
“Mother told me, yes she told me, I’d meet girls like you…”
Hipster White Guilt
Kemosabe, does this mean I have to call you Caitlyn from now on?
“You said you’d pull out!”
You are under arrest for looking like an idiot while wearing another culture’s dress like a joke costume.
(I’m glad by the majority of answers here, that POTG can see how offensive this is to some)
OK, You win.
Sara Tipton lets the local LGS know she doesn’t appreciate patronizing attitudes.
Missy, is that a concealed carry pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
No, I do not want to see your “totem pole”.
You’re right. This marriage was a terrible idea!
That’s racist.
Hold on, I’ve just been informed that Katy and Russell are liberals. So this is just fine.
Pew Pew Life by day.
Sexy-Playtime-Freak by night.
“You mean you have never heard ‘When the red river is flowing, take the Hershey highway’? My bad I thought you would be into it….”
“Not what I was expecting when John Mayer said he’d take me to his ranch to hunt gophers.”
With that out of the way RF, wth were you doing on that website? The article from the picture is crucifying Katy Perry for not respecting the cultural heritage of others. She even played the Hiroshima card. From “Geishas, Cowboys, Indians, and Skinning People for the Sake of Fashion: Katy Perry’s Racism Knows No Bounds, By Ruth Hopkins”:
“So what’s the big deal? It’s just a kimono. It’s not like Americans killed Japanese before, right? Cut to 1945- when approximately 100,000-150,000 Japanese citizens were killed instantly when an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima”
When me ask-um great spirit for white girl to show me her pink things, this not what me had-um in mind.
“You’ll take those disease-covered blankets, and you’ll LIKE it!”
Alright, what’d you two idiots do with the biker, the cop and the construction worker?
That is nice. Now that you’ve shown me your pink pistol, I’ll show you mine.
As an aside, I never thought I’d see the day that I could go to TTAG and have the comments make me wonder if I accidentally end up on TMZ. I don’t know if I could pick Katie Perry out of a line up of one.
“No, Bruce, this is Not going to get us our own TV reality show. Why don’t you try the trans-gender angle, and see how they like that.”
Just pull the trigger already!
Bury his “ART” at Wounded Knee