Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 13, 2015 66 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Grades of 2nd Amendment Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Best I Can Do Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Little Special Edition 66 COMMENTS Join the Navy, sail the seas, visit exotic foreign lands, meet exotic foreign people, and kill them. Reply lol Reply What whaling ban? Reply No matter how many shore-leaves, this one won’t rot off. Reply “Thank You, Mr. Browning” Reply The Navy. It’s like having two d!cks. Reply What do you mean I only get to load ten rounds at a time? Reply Seven when in NY Reply If I’m limited to seven rounds, I’m gonna make ’em count. Reply You only “need” seven rounds. Reply Yes, The Marines always get the Navy hand-me-downs but we are not done with the one yet. You’re just gonna have to wait. Reply Let’s see now?? Did the chief say this went in the front nose gun, or the tail gun area? Reply “yep, I think I’ll take this home.” Reply Is this the anchor? Reply Yvan Eht Nioj Reply LOL! Reply “Yvan Eht Nioj” They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit! But! But! But! …I’m afraid of water! Reply “It’s a three pronged attack, subliminal, liminal, and Super-liminal.” Reply Want my m855 ammo…..come and get it Reply Even the Navy is into #ImLoading Reply No one made any more Village People jokes to Ted after this. Reply When they said he needed a belt for the machine gun, Irving got it wrong as usual. Reply Ha! Reply Winner. Coffee shot out my nose on that one….. Reply When you complain too many times that Jake Holman got the BAR, this is what you get in return… Reply “All the same, live steam.” Reply Over There. I’m going to take this machine gun over there. Reply F*** Hitler! Reply There’s seamen all over these weapons Reply Ha! Reply I wonder how many rounds it will take to warm it up enough to no longer be able to hold the barrel? -OR- Forget firing from the hip, I got this cool, new belt set-up! Reply Thanks for obama shrinking the Navy, I will just mark this as surplus and walk it home. Reply Damn it Seaman TImmy, that is not what I meant when I said mount the .30 on a tripod! Reply You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend! Reply Come and take it! Reply Mine is definitely bigger than yours Reply MOLON NABE ! Reply 1) I’m tired of Marines calling me gay. 2) Don’t call me shipmate! Reply Get the tri-what? Reply Heaven help the guy who beached my boat. Reply where did the Marines want this at? Reply It’s not much, but I keep it clean. (I really only expect sailors to get this) Reply Clean is asking a bit much from the GMs, coated in CLP and 1 quick wipe with a rag is about the most you can hope for. I doubt most of the folks on here would ever pull anything out of their safe and say “It’s just a little surface rust, it’ll still shoot fine.” Reply Hey Sailor!!! Reply Of all the machine guns in the world, i get the one without a shoulder-thingy that goes up. Reply Hope this thing works better than my needle gun. Reply Popeye has his spinach…… Reply Wanna see my Stinger? Reply Ok Chief, let me get this straight….I get to fly in this whistling shitcan with a couple of Ensigns that don’t even shave yet, we do 100 knots with a tailwind and we’re all that stands between Guadacanal and the whole Jap fleet…and we got this gun and two torpedoes…SIGN ME UP! Reply In hindsight scraping barnacles would have been a safer job, but it sure would not be as fun as carrying around this belt fed, and belt mounted machine gun. Reply REMOVE SUSHI Reply This is MY dream boat, sweetheart…! Reply Don’t be a bitch! Enlist today! Reply Seaman Recruit Joe “Seal” Swat , an early pioneer of the tactical look met with much resistance and ridicule from his fellow sailors. Reply Afraid to look down, don’t know if I grabbed my leather duty belt, or my wife’s girdle! Reply You like to see homos naked? That’s cool. Reply Ir’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO it’s a TARGET!!! When the service WON WARS!!! Reply Bend over ISIS! Reply Navy, Fuckin’ A! Reply Let me get this straight. I get to hold onto this .30 caliber mg while the 90 day wonder barrel rolls all over the sky and all I have to keep me in the plane is this safety belt. I get to aim by hand and use open sights while the bad guy gets two 20mm and two 7.7mm guns mounted to his airplane, which is faster and more manuervable than mine, and is equipped with an electronic sighting system? And the marines are ballsier than the navy, how? Reply “This is an Assault Rifle” Reply I brought my freedom, where’s yours? Reply My gun don’t fit in my pocket. But I’m dammed glad to see you. Reply That’s my son!!!! Reply Many years later, Seaman Jones realized that he probably shouldn’t have laughed when the little Bloomberg boy wet himself at the sight of the guns during a Fleet Week tour. Reply Now this is Open Carry Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.