Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Paul G says:

    Join the Navy, sail the seas, visit exotic foreign lands, meet exotic foreign people, and kill them.

    1. avatar Anonymous says:


  2. avatar MattInPA says:

    What whaling ban?

  3. avatar Phil LA says:

    No matter how many shore-leaves, this one won’t rot off.

  4. avatar GarlicGuy says:

    “Thank You, Mr. Browning”

  5. avatar Accur81 says:

    The Navy. It’s like having two d!cks.

  6. avatar Bob says:

    What do you mean I only get to load ten rounds at a time?

    1. avatar Art out West says:

      Seven when in NY

      1. avatar tmm says:

        If I’m limited to seven rounds, I’m gonna make ’em count.

    2. avatar Anonymous says:

      You only “need” seven rounds.

  7. avatar A-Rod says:

    Yes, The Marines always get the Navy hand-me-downs but we are not done with the one yet. You’re just gonna have to wait.

  8. avatar Gunr says:

    Let’s see now?? Did the chief say this went in the front nose gun, or the tail gun area?

  9. avatar EvanB says:

    “yep, I think I’ll take this home.”

  10. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

    Is this the anchor?

  11. avatar nynemillameetuh says:

    Yvan Eht Nioj

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “Yvan Eht Nioj”

      They want you! They want you!
      They want you as a new recruit!

      But! But! But! …I’m afraid of water!

    2. avatar Chrispy says:

      “It’s a three pronged attack, subliminal, liminal, and Super-liminal.”

  12. avatar higgs says:

    Want my m855 ammo…..come and get it

  13. avatar Other Chris says:

    Even the Navy is into #ImLoading

  14. avatar steve says:

    No one made any more Village People jokes to Ted after this.

  15. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    When they said he needed a belt for the machine gun, Irving got it wrong as usual.

    1. avatar Tim says:

      Winner. Coffee shot out my nose on that one…..

  16. avatar aaronw says:

    When you complain too many times that Jake Holman got the BAR, this is what you get in return…

    1. avatar JWM says:

      “All the same, live steam.”

  17. avatar rogerthat says:

    Over There. I’m going to take this machine gun over there.

  18. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    F*** Hitler!

  19. avatar defensor fortismo says:

    There’s seamen all over these weapons

  20. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    I wonder how many rounds it will take to warm it up enough to no longer be able to hold the barrel?


    Forget firing from the hip, I got this cool, new belt set-up!

  21. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Thanks for obama shrinking the Navy, I will just mark this as surplus and walk it home.

  22. avatar Siks says:

    Damn it Seaman TImmy, that is not what I meant when I said mount the .30 on a tripod!

  23. avatar navillus says:

    You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!

  24. avatar Frank says:

    Come and take it!

  25. avatar AndrewMullins says:

    Mine is definitely bigger than yours

  26. avatar 688smag says:

    1) I’m tired of Marines calling me gay.
    2) Don’t call me shipmate!

  27. avatar Sammy says:

    Get the tri-what?

  28. avatar Rick K says:

    Heaven help the guy who beached my boat.

  29. avatar Bob says:

    where did the Marines want this at?

  30. avatar Matthew says:

    It’s not much, but I keep it clean.

    (I really only expect sailors to get this)

    1. avatar Siks says:

      Clean is asking a bit much from the GMs, coated in CLP and 1 quick wipe with a rag is about the most you can hope for. I doubt most of the folks on here would ever pull anything out of their safe and say “It’s just a little surface rust, it’ll still shoot fine.”

  31. avatar Geo says:

    Hey Sailor!!!

  32. avatar gemalo says:

    Of all the machine guns in the world, i get the one without a shoulder-thingy that goes up.

  33. avatar Jack says:

    Hope this thing works better than my needle gun.

  34. avatar JWM says:

    Popeye has his spinach……

  35. avatar Grindstone says:

    Wanna see my Stinger?

  36. avatar dh34 says:

    Ok Chief, let me get this straight….I get to fly in this whistling shitcan with a couple of Ensigns that don’t even shave yet, we do 100 knots with a tailwind and we’re all that stands between Guadacanal and the whole Jap fleet…and we got this gun and two torpedoes…SIGN ME UP!

  37. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    In hindsight scraping barnacles would have been a safer job, but it sure would not be as fun as carrying around this belt fed, and belt mounted machine gun.

  38. avatar anonymoose says:


  39. avatar John L. says:

    This is MY dream boat, sweetheart…!

  40. avatar DV says:

    Don’t be a bitch! Enlist today!

  41. avatar James69 says:

    Seaman Recruit Joe “Seal” Swat , an early pioneer of the tactical look met with much resistance and ridicule from his fellow sailors.

  42. avatar Gunr says:

    Afraid to look down, don’t know if I grabbed my leather duty belt, or my wife’s girdle!

  43. avatar West says:

    You like to see homos naked? That’s cool.

  44. avatar James Acerra says:

    Ir’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO it’s a TARGET!!! When the service WON WARS!!!

  45. avatar Bobby michael says:

    Bend over ISIS!

  46. avatar Jim G says:

    Navy, Fuckin’ A!

  47. avatar JWM says:

    Let me get this straight. I get to hold onto this .30 caliber mg while the 90 day wonder barrel rolls all over the sky and all I have to keep me in the plane is this safety belt. I get to aim by hand and use open sights while the bad guy gets two 20mm and two 7.7mm guns mounted to his airplane, which is faster and more manuervable than mine, and is equipped with an electronic sighting system?

    And the marines are ballsier than the navy, how?

  48. avatar Fred says:

    “This is an Assault Rifle”

  49. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    I brought my freedom, where’s yours?

  50. avatar JWM says:

    My gun don’t fit in my pocket. But I’m dammed glad to see you.

  51. avatar JackieO says:

    That’s my son!!!!

  52. avatar Jay-El says:

    Many years later, Seaman Jones realized that he probably shouldn’t have laughed when the little Bloomberg boy wet himself at the sight of the guns during a Fleet Week tour.

  53. avatar DMB says:

    Now this is Open Carry

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