Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 22, 2014 99 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 99 COMMENTS Pan down Reply Way down! Reply Now there are some guns lol Reply Pop guns. Intensive work at the gym might build her up to a j frame. Reply Inb4 check out these guns. Reply Little “guns”:-) Reply Nice guns? Okay I got nothing…. Reply I got two tickets to the gun show! Reply The right to keep and bare arms… Reply The right to keep and bear arms, with arms! Fixed it for you. Reply Now that her arms bear arms she no longer has bare arms. Reply http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/53706529 Reply Rosie the Riveter 2014. Reply Tee hee………………power riveter? Reply armed but not to dangerous Reply Then she was promptly arrested for violating NY’s firearms possession laws. Reply “Brandishing” “Endangering public safety” “Upsetting people” Reply Inception Reply those two derringers must have cost a four tion. Reply Fvck Yeah! Reply Tender guns… Reply When your guns have guns you are never out gunned. Insert random rolling stone related comment here cause you know Derringers Reply I got two reals ones, hidden in my bra! Reply Gunr. Don’t ask. For the love of jeebus, don’t tell. Reply These guns aren’t loaded Reply Oh, I see there is guns. Reply Obama can’t ban these guns Reply Shannon Watts’ daughter headed off to college. . . . Frat boys gonna love her Reply If only it was true. Reply Open AND concealed carry, AT the same time! She wins Reply “The strong, independent woman who don’t need no man, in her natural habitat.” Reply “In other news a local woman was gunned down by the NYPD for brandishing two pistols in public. Reports say the officers fired 87 rounds and hit seven bystanders.” Reply The reason she was “gunned down” was because the cops missed her 87 times, so they just gunned her on the head with the butt of their pistol, and knocked her down. Reply We can’t use that one because all the boys in blue on here will say RF is a cop hater. Who can’t take a joke? “knock knock, license and registration please.” Reply Win Reply Bet she uses fffg for deodorant Reply Hoppe’s Reply “I don’t know, sometimes they just go off on their own…” (punches wildly at the air) Reply I dare ya ta mess with these derringers! Reply “A Girl Better Have Her Guns in this Patriarchal World” Reply Materiel Girl Reply Best one. Clever and apt. Reply Yep. That is good. Reply The tattoo artist said this would be really cool. I agreed because it was a convenient shape to cover the old “13s” I had on there before.” Reply Girls just want to have guns. Reply Just by following our easy step by step plan for only 90 days, you too can turn those flabby little guns in to a set of 44 mags or even S&W 500s. Reply “I support gun rights but…” Reply strong open carry Reply Derringers to the right of me, Derringers to the left of me, But it’s my Glock in front of me, that will volley and thunder. Don’t you DARE try mug THIS maid ! Leave me alone, and use your haid, Lest it be your final blunder. Reply Great, but where does she keep her long guns? Reply New York Reload. Reply She was going to be the valedictorian of her class until she showed up at school with her new tattoos. Reply Hands Up, Will Shoot. Reply Mmmmmm, BABY!!! Reply I need steroids to turn these into Glocks! Reply Look at this baby! Reply Fuck Olive Oil Popeye! Reply “I don’t need firepower when I’m rocking these guns.” Reply Don’t worry, I got the ERB reference Reply Yay! Reply Looking for a man with a Kentucky rifle. Reply I’ve got two guns, one for both of you. But, that would mean Doc Holliday has been channeled by a burlesque dancer. Reply I can NEVER BE DISARMED! Reply Armed, chickenwings. Reply Over the shoulder Derringer holder Reply Hey boys! I can handle two “weapons” at once 😉 Reply Small guns, small bazookas. Reply *Doesn’t* taste like chicken, for some reason… Reply Baby’s got guns. Reply Green bay gonna win the Superbowl this year!!!! Reply Now THIS is “baring (bearing?) arms”!! Reply She had a pair of 38’s and a couple of guns too. Reply Bernice didn’t realize until too late, that the Brazilian wax option included complimentary tatoo’s. Reply That’s a poor attempt at a front double biceps pose. Reply Suspect should be considered armed and Derringerous. Reply Rattatat tatts. Reply Molon Labe…boys. Reply Ruthie could turn the most ardent 2A supporter into a gun-grabber. Reply Cocked and locked. Reply “Excuse me, Miss, do those have consecutive serial numbers?” Reply Well that solves limp wristing. Reply suns out, guns out. moons out, poons out. Reply Henry Deringer’s great great grand daughter with natural beauty marks. Reply Yawn, is this supposed to be somehow positive for the 2A? Reply Is that a caption or a comment? Reply Let’s see… what caption can I come up with that doesn’t rehash the “Biceps/Guns” gag that’s been done two dozen times? Welp, here goes: “After years of avoiding the nasty stuff, Olivia tries canned spinach for the first time and finally gets what her old man Popeye and big brother Swee’Pea were always raving about.” Eh, not my best, but you didn’t give us much to work with. Reply Guns? I have so many guns even my guns have guns. Reply “Hey Mom and Dad, here’s a picture of that girl I met on Armslist.com.” Reply Yo, Dawg! I heard you like guns…. Reply This might be a bit out of place, but with those two “pits” staring at me I can’t resist. Definition of a coward: A guy who wakes up in the morning with his nose in his wife’s armpits, and is afraid to open his eyes! Reply Heh-heh. He said “pits.” I can’t resist either….imagine the above photo as part of an ad campaign for a new women’s deodorant, with the headline YOU DON’T NEED NO STINKING GUNS. I am so juvenile…. Reply “Go ahead. Make my day.” Reply These are the only “guns” a person needs… Said every liberal ever. Reply After arresting herself, she drew the cuffs tighter, and threw a book at herself. Reply Yet another misogynistic TTAG post that further discredits the gun rights movement. Disappointing. Reply I don’t care what the haters say about little guns, my guns made the Rolling Stone list of Top Five Most Dangerous Firearms. Reply 5. Derringers. Reply Guns? You wanna see guns? Reply They’ll get my guns when they cut them from my cold dead biceps! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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