Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Joe R. says:

    Pan down

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Way down!

  2. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Now there are some guns lol

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Pop guns. Intensive work at the gym might build her up to a j frame.

  3. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Inb4 check out these guns.

  4. avatar former water walker says:

    Little “guns”:-)

  5. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Nice guns?

    Okay I got nothing….

  6. avatar Excedrine says:

    I got two tickets to the gun show!

  7. avatar tmm says:

    The right to keep and bare arms…

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      The right to keep and bear arms, with arms! Fixed it for you.

  8. avatar Scholarcat says:

    Now that her arms bear arms she no longer has bare arms.

  9. avatar A-Rod says:

    Rosie the Riveter 2014.

    1. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

      Tee hee………………power riveter?

  10. avatar Tim Clarey says:

    armed but not to dangerous

  11. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Then she was promptly arrested for violating NY’s firearms possession laws.

    1. avatar Scrubula says:

      “Endangering public safety”
      “Upsetting people”

  12. avatar Model66 says:


  13. avatar alanhinMN says:

    those two derringers must have cost a four tion.

  14. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Fvck Yeah!

  15. avatar fuque says:

    Tender guns…

  16. avatar everyday_normal_guy says:

    When your guns have guns you are never out gunned.

    Insert random rolling stone related comment here cause you know Derringers

  17. avatar Gunr says:

    I got two reals ones, hidden in my bra!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Gunr. Don’t ask. For the love of jeebus, don’t tell.

  18. avatar YO_V says:

    These guns aren’t loaded

  19. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Oh, I see there is guns.

  20. avatar BrandonInColumbia says:

    Obama can’t ban these guns

  21. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Shannon Watts’ daughter headed off to college. . . . Frat boys gonna love her

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      If only it was true.

  22. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Open AND concealed carry,
    AT the same time!

    She wins

  23. avatar Scythian Arrows says:

    “The strong, independent woman who don’t need no man, in her natural habitat.”

  24. avatar MurrDog says:

    “In other news a local woman was gunned down by the NYPD for brandishing two pistols in public. Reports say the officers fired 87 rounds and hit seven bystanders.”

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      The reason she was “gunned down” was because the cops missed her 87 times, so they just gunned her on the head with the butt of their pistol, and knocked her down.

    2. avatar Chadwick P. says:

      We can’t use that one because all the boys in blue on here will say RF is a cop hater. Who can’t take a joke? “knock knock, license and registration please.”

  25. avatar Eric L says:

    Bet she uses fffg for deodorant

    1. avatar Chris. says:


  26. avatar the ruester says:

    “I don’t know, sometimes they just go off on their own…” (punches wildly at the air)

  27. avatar John L. says:

    I dare ya ta mess with these derringers!

  28. avatar BlackChickInSeattle says:

    “A Girl Better Have Her Guns in this Patriarchal World”

  29. avatar Wood says:

    Materiel Girl

    1. avatar WRH says:

      Best one. Clever and apt.

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Yep. That is good.

  30. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    The tattoo artist said this would be really cool. I agreed because it was a convenient shape to cover the old “13s” I had on there before.”

  31. avatar brentondadams says:

    Girls just want to have guns.

  32. avatar Wielsucker (@Wielsucker) says:

    Just by following our easy step by step plan for only 90 days, you too can turn those flabby little guns in to a set of 44 mags or even S&W 500s.

  33. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    “I support gun rights but…”

  34. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    strong open carry

  35. avatar Gregolas says:

    Derringers to the right of me,
    Derringers to the left of me,
    But it’s my Glock in front of me, that will volley and thunder.
    Don’t you DARE try mug THIS maid !
    Leave me alone, and use your haid,
    Lest it be your final blunder.

  36. avatar Phil COV says:

    Great, but where does she keep her long guns?

  37. avatar Aaronw says:

    New York Reload.

  38. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    She was going to be the valedictorian of her class until she showed up at school with her new tattoos.

  39. avatar rlc2 says:

    Hands Up, Will Shoot.

  40. avatar Rob.G says:

    Mmmmmm, BABY!!!

  41. avatar Zack in MD says:

    I need steroids to turn these into Glocks!

  42. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Look at this baby!

  43. avatar JAMES says:

    Fuck Olive Oil Popeye!

  44. avatar TheBear says:

    “I don’t need firepower when I’m rocking these guns.”

    1. avatar Matt Black says:

      Don’t worry, I got the ERB reference

  45. avatar Full Cleveland says:

    Looking for a man with a Kentucky rifle.

  46. avatar Dave says:

    I’ve got two guns, one for both of you.

    But, that would mean Doc Holliday has been channeled by a burlesque dancer.

  47. avatar Chris. says:


  48. avatar fuque says:

    Armed, chickenwings.

  49. avatar Al says:

    Over the shoulder Derringer holder

  50. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    Hey boys! I can handle two “weapons” at once 😉

  51. avatar Daily Beatings says:

    Small guns, small bazookas.

  52. *Doesn’t* taste like chicken, for some reason…

  53. avatar Mike S. says:

    Baby’s got guns.

  54. avatar The Brotherhood of Steel says:

    Green bay gonna win the Superbowl this year!!!!

  55. avatar Paul G. says:

    Now THIS is “baring (bearing?) arms”!!

  56. avatar Jay-El says:

    She had a pair of 38’s and a couple of guns too.

  57. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Bernice didn’t realize until too late, that the Brazilian wax option included complimentary tatoo’s.

  58. avatar Larry says:

    That’s a poor attempt at a front double biceps pose.

  59. avatar Jay-El says:

    Suspect should be considered armed and Derringerous.

  60. avatar Jay-El says:

    Rattatat tatts.

  61. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    Molon Labe…boys.

  62. avatar Jay-El says:

    Ruthie could turn the most ardent 2A supporter into a gun-grabber.

  63. avatar Jay-El says:

    Cocked and locked.

  64. avatar Jay-El says:

    “Excuse me, Miss, do those have consecutive serial numbers?”

  65. avatar Justin says:

    Well that solves limp wristing.

  66. avatar cmeat says:

    suns out, guns out. moons out, poons out.

  67. avatar Brum says:

    Henry Deringer’s great great grand daughter with natural beauty marks.

  68. avatar Paco says:

    Yawn, is this supposed to be somehow positive for the 2A?

    1. avatar Jay-El says:

      Is that a caption or a comment?

  69. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Let’s see… what caption can I come up with that doesn’t rehash the “Biceps/Guns” gag that’s been done two dozen times? Welp, here goes:

    “After years of avoiding the nasty stuff, Olivia tries canned spinach for the first time and finally gets what her old man Popeye and big brother Swee’Pea were always raving about.”

    Eh, not my best, but you didn’t give us much to work with.

  70. avatar Bishop says:

    Guns? I have so many guns even my guns have guns.

  71. avatar Jay-El says:

    “Hey Mom and Dad, here’s a picture of that girl I met on Armslist.com.”

  72. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Yo, Dawg! I heard you like guns….

  73. avatar Gunr says:

    This might be a bit out of place, but with those two “pits” staring at me I can’t resist.

    Definition of a coward: A guy who wakes up in the morning with his nose in his wife’s armpits, and is afraid to open his eyes!

    1. avatar Jay-El says:

      Heh-heh. He said “pits.” I can’t resist either….imagine the above photo as part of an ad campaign for a new women’s deodorant, with the headline YOU DON’T NEED NO STINKING GUNS.

      I am so juvenile….

  74. avatar Micah says:

    “Go ahead. Make my day.”

  75. avatar Carry.45 says:

    These are the only “guns” a person needs… Said every liberal ever.

  76. avatar John N says:

    After arresting herself, she drew the cuffs tighter, and threw a book at herself.

  77. avatar John Galt says:

    Yet another misogynistic TTAG post that further discredits the gun rights movement.


  78. avatar Madcap_Magician says:

    I don’t care what the haters say about little guns, my guns made the Rolling Stone list of Top Five Most Dangerous Firearms.

    1. avatar Madcap_Magician says:

      5. Derringers.

  79. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Guns? You wanna see guns?

    1. avatar Paul G. says:

      They’ll get my guns when they cut them from my cold dead biceps!

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