Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar rlc2 says:

    Moms Demand Automatic Action

  2. avatar Defens says:

    Moms Demand Actual Action
    — circa 1942 —

    1. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

      circa 1919

  3. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Hands up don’t shoot… this is a peaceful protest.

  4. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    When Moms Demanding Action were actually Moms

  5. avatar Zora says:

    And the award for the nicest hat goes to… the gent with the rifle in a unanimous vote!

  6. avatar Mark N. says:

    Sgt. York defends his harem.

  7. avatar Eric L says:

    Hang on ladies, I’ll get you a taxi.

  8. avatar MurrDog says:

    I got that bitch a BAR. Bitches love BAR’s.

  9. avatar James says:

    “There is a long history of Gun Bullies open carrying dangerous guns to intimidate since the early 1900’s” according to Mom’s Demand Action spokeswoman Shannon Watts

  10. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Early on, the USO was not so entertaining as it was to become in later years…

  11. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Eight women walked into a B.A.R….

    1. avatar John M. says:

      Well done, sir.

    2. avatar Russ Bixby says:


    3. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I still may post… But you sir


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    7. avatar Matt in TX says:


    8. avatar Guy says:

      Where’s the Monkey on the Stool?

  12. avatar T says:

    A picture of Bloomberg’s relative’s security.

  13. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    These prohibitionists say they want to shut down every B.A.R. in town. MOLON LABE

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      Break all the bottles. Even the little brass ones.

      1. avatar stokeslawyer says:

        Free shots, ladies, this round is on the house.

  14. avatar Tom W. says:

    Man, look at at the ankles on the fifth woman from the right!!!!!

    Well, back in the day when they had Browning Machine Gun Exhibits and displayed them on the street.

    The roaring 20’s were just about to bust wide open. Good times, would have loved to been there.

    Cool pic

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      I have to wonder if the well-off looking gent on the left played some part in that li’l upset in ’29, and if he survived it?

      1. avatar Jus Bill says:

        I’ll bet he’s the contractor.

  15. avatar Jon stevens says:

    Like her stole? I’m takin’ orders!

  16. avatar big blue says:

    “Check out the barrel on this one”, Marge giggled to a friend.

  17. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Mrs. Hosteler, perhaps you should wait in the car.

  18. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Mrs Rockefeller and friends grew increasingly concerned over being attacked by ALF members because of their fur stoles, so they hired the finest security they could find.

  19. avatar Gunr says:

    Dam!, I gotta fart, maybe if I squeeze off a couple of rounds, it’ll muffle the sound!

  20. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    George was always willing to defend a lady’s honor.

  21. avatar SelousX says:

    Here we have an example of moms interested in getting into some full-auto action. Well, looks like we have one lucky doughboy here! Show ’em well, soldier!

  22. avatar Erik says:

    “I told you to try picking up chicks at the bar not with a BAR”
    “Oh. Well it still worked.”

  23. avatar KCK says:

    Returning Dough Boy James Hills is one of the members of the newly formed “Protect their Honour” Corps where (with rifle) it was deememed a ratio of 8 to 1 would not exceed the capability of the troops. Although as seen in the photo, unnamed backup is close at hand.

  24. avatar Accur81 says:

    Without an operator beard, you need a crowd of ladies and a BAR to look badass.

  25. avatar rlc2 says:

    B.A.R. owner shows Chipotle Ninjas how to OC and attract hot Mom’s too…

  26. avatar rlc2 says:

    Some days you get the B’ar, and some days the B’ar gets you…

  27. avatar 505markf says:

    When great-grandma talked wistfully about her “cabana boy”, no one suspected he was a chiseled Marine with Caribbean experience and a BAR.

  28. avatar Model66 says:

    And here we have an officer providing crowd control at a civil demonstration in Ferguson, Missouri 1914.

  29. avatar Vhyrus says:

    First recorded MDA open carry photobomb

  30. avatar Model 31 says:

    The San Fransisco chapter of the Ladies National Socialists of America. circa 1943.
    Pictured back left to right:
    Nancy, Dianne, Hillary, Elizabeth, Charles (Chuck), Michael, Piers and Barbara
    Pictured front: Guard that drew the short straw (declined to give his name)

  31. avatar jwm says:

    Pimpin’, old school.

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      That one made me laugh. No haggling, methinks.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        3 johns walk into a BAR….

  32. avatar Chris. says:

    Don’t worry Ladies, I’m a Canadian Mounty; with an American rifle- Jerry will never invade Canada!

  33. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    “Oh my…”

  34. avatar A-Rod says:

    Yes girls, it really is that big. And he has a long rifle too.

  35. avatar Russ Bixby says:


  36. avatar Ken Hagler says:

    “This invention will have no effect on military tactics. Our boys will bravely charge across open fields towards the enemy, and it will all be over by Christmas.”

  37. avatar Werechicken says:

    The true genius of the Yenta Invisibility Deployment Device In Silly Hats (YIDDISH):

    Troops could crouch amongst the annoying Fran Dresher-voiced gossips in almost total safety. When soldiers or police approached, the yentas boomed out with, “What a handsome lad,” “You must come meet my daughter,” and “Oh, my – can you help me cross the street?” This so disoriented the threat that they fled back in the direction from whence they came. The allied soldier crouched with a rifle went as unseen as a speck of dirt.

  38. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    The USMC would like to personally introduce you to the first of your 72 virgins.

    1. avatar mercutio says:

      ya got my vote….

  39. avatar Paul G. says:

    OCT….the early years.

  40. avatar tfunk says:

    “That idiot OC Chipotle Ninja high-ready-posing-for-a-picture attention whore is gonna get guns banned from the Machine Gun Exhibit!”

    – Paul T. McCain

  41. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Just let those jealous Smith& Wesson boys TRY another drive by…”

  42. avatar sacorey says:

    My B A R brings the girls to the yard. And theyre like its better than yours, damn right its better than yours.

  43. avatar Alpo says:

    Moms Demand Action for One Wife in America:
    “No law abiding citizen needs such a high-capacity harem!”

  44. avatar Alpo says:

    California State Senator Kevin de Leon:

    “This is a ghost guy. This right here has the ability with a 30 female clique to disperse with 30 copulations within half a second. 30 girlfriend clique, in half a second.”

  45. avatar Tom says:

    I’ll stop that damn bus this time!

  46. avatar Alpo says:

    Colorado Rep. Diana DeGette:

    “I will tell you these are sex partners — women — so the people who have those now they are going to bone them, and so if you ban — if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity booty calls is going to decrease dramatically over time because the women will have been boned and there won’t be any more available,”

  47. avatar Alpo says:

    Dianne Feinstein:

    “The other very important part of this bill is to ban large capacity pleasure giving bevies — those that hold more than 10 women. We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit having sex with more than three dudes. And yet it’s legal to have sex with 15, 30, even 150 chicks. Limiting male pleasure capacity is critical, because it is when a criminal, a drug dealer, a deranged individual has to pause to change partners and re-insert that, the police or brave bystanders have the opportunity to take that individual down.”

    1. avatar tfunk says:

      This one and the DeGette one are pretty good…I smiled 🙂

  48. avatar Alpo says:

    Late NJ Senator Frank Lautenberg:

    “High-capacity households have only one purpose: to sleep with a lot of people quickly. They were designed for brothels, not civilized societies.”

  49. avatar Alpo says:

    U.S. Rep for N.Y. Carolyn McCarthy:

    “I believe it’s the pelvic thing that goes up.”

  50. avatar Aaronw says:

    This time, the temperance ladies were ready for Pike and his men

  51. avatar kelleyrepair says:

    So, these 7 old broads and well known time traveler, Nicholas Cage, walk up to a Bar….

  52. avatar Matt in TX says:

    I read the sign in the background. These ladies were pro guns.


  53. avatar mercutio says:

    Suffragettes consider new arguments for getting the vote.

  54. avatar Wielsucker (@Wielsucker) says:

    B.A.R., Chicks dig ’em.

  55. avatar Rebecca says:

    I saw him first and I claim dibs. The rest of you ladies will just have to wait your turn.

  56. avatar Rob S says:

    This man has set the B.A.R. high!

  57. avatar John McPherson says:

    Legal carry, BAR none

  58. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    The newest tactic in the war on terror, line up a handful of virgins and wait.

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