Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 15, 2014 76 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Anti-Gunners Will Do Damn Near Anything to Prove Their Point Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Do What To Your Guns? Edition 76 COMMENTS Moms Demand Automatic Action Reply Moms Demand Actual Action — circa 1942 — Reply circa 1919 Reply Hands up don’t shoot… this is a peaceful protest. Reply When Moms Demanding Action were actually Moms Reply And the award for the nicest hat goes to… the gent with the rifle in a unanimous vote! Reply Sgt. York defends his harem. Reply Hang on ladies, I’ll get you a taxi. Reply I got that bitch a BAR. Bitches love BAR’s. Reply “There is a long history of Gun Bullies open carrying dangerous guns to intimidate since the early 1900’s” according to Mom’s Demand Action spokeswoman Shannon Watts Reply Early on, the USO was not so entertaining as it was to become in later years… Reply Eight women walked into a B.A.R…. Reply Well done, sir. Reply Nice. Reply I still may post… But you sir Excellent Reply Winner! Reply OutSTANding!! Reply Winner! Reply winner! Reply Where’s the Monkey on the Stool? Reply A picture of Bloomberg’s relative’s security. Reply These prohibitionists say they want to shut down every B.A.R. in town. MOLON LABE Reply Break all the bottles. Even the little brass ones. Reply Free shots, ladies, this round is on the house. Reply Man, look at at the ankles on the fifth woman from the right!!!!! Well, back in the day when they had Browning Machine Gun Exhibits and displayed them on the street. The roaring 20’s were just about to bust wide open. Good times, would have loved to been there. Cool pic Reply I have to wonder if the well-off looking gent on the left played some part in that li’l upset in ’29, and if he survived it? Reply I’ll bet he’s the contractor. Reply Like her stole? I’m takin’ orders! Reply “Check out the barrel on this one”, Marge giggled to a friend. Reply Mrs. Hosteler, perhaps you should wait in the car. Reply Mrs Rockefeller and friends grew increasingly concerned over being attacked by ALF members because of their fur stoles, so they hired the finest security they could find. Reply Dam!, I gotta fart, maybe if I squeeze off a couple of rounds, it’ll muffle the sound! Reply George was always willing to defend a lady’s honor. Reply Here we have an example of moms interested in getting into some full-auto action. Well, looks like we have one lucky doughboy here! Show ’em well, soldier! Reply “I told you to try picking up chicks at the bar not with a BAR” “Oh. Well it still worked.” Reply Returning Dough Boy James Hills is one of the members of the newly formed “Protect their Honour” Corps where (with rifle) it was deememed a ratio of 8 to 1 would not exceed the capability of the troops. Although as seen in the photo, unnamed backup is close at hand. Reply Without an operator beard, you need a crowd of ladies and a BAR to look badass. Reply B.A.R. owner shows Chipotle Ninjas how to OC and attract hot Mom’s too… Reply Some days you get the B’ar, and some days the B’ar gets you… Reply New York City, 1918 http://www.socionomics.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/SHORPY_26816u1.jpg Reply When great-grandma talked wistfully about her “cabana boy”, no one suspected he was a chiseled Marine with Caribbean experience and a BAR. Reply And here we have an officer providing crowd control at a civil demonstration in Ferguson, Missouri 1914. Reply First recorded MDA open carry photobomb Reply The San Fransisco chapter of the Ladies National Socialists of America. circa 1943. Pictured back left to right: Nancy, Dianne, Hillary, Elizabeth, Charles (Chuck), Michael, Piers and Barbara Pictured front: Guard that drew the short straw (declined to give his name) Reply Pimpin’, old school. Reply That one made me laugh. No haggling, methinks. Reply 3 johns walk into a BAR…. Reply Don’t worry Ladies, I’m a Canadian Mounty; with an American rifle- Jerry will never invade Canada! Reply “Oh my…” Reply Yes girls, it really is that big. And he has a long rifle too. Reply Waldo…?!? Reply “This invention will have no effect on military tactics. Our boys will bravely charge across open fields towards the enemy, and it will all be over by Christmas.” Reply The true genius of the Yenta Invisibility Deployment Device In Silly Hats (YIDDISH): Troops could crouch amongst the annoying Fran Dresher-voiced gossips in almost total safety. When soldiers or police approached, the yentas boomed out with, “What a handsome lad,” “You must come meet my daughter,” and “Oh, my – can you help me cross the street?” This so disoriented the threat that they fled back in the direction from whence they came. The allied soldier crouched with a rifle went as unseen as a speck of dirt. Reply The USMC would like to personally introduce you to the first of your 72 virgins. Reply ya got my vote…. Reply OCT….the early years. Reply “That idiot OC Chipotle Ninja high-ready-posing-for-a-picture attention whore is gonna get guns banned from the Machine Gun Exhibit!” – Paul T. McCain Reply “Just let those jealous Smith& Wesson boys TRY another drive by…” Reply My B A R brings the girls to the yard. And theyre like its better than yours, damn right its better than yours. Reply Moms Demand Action for One Wife in America: “No law abiding citizen needs such a high-capacity harem!” Reply California State Senator Kevin de Leon: “This is a ghost guy. This right here has the ability with a 30 female clique to disperse with 30 copulations within half a second. 30 girlfriend clique, in half a second.” Reply I’ll stop that damn bus this time! Reply Colorado Rep. Diana DeGette: “I will tell you these are sex partners — women — so the people who have those now they are going to bone them, and so if you ban — if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity booty calls is going to decrease dramatically over time because the women will have been boned and there won’t be any more available,” Reply Dianne Feinstein: “The other very important part of this bill is to ban large capacity pleasure giving bevies — those that hold more than 10 women. We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit having sex with more than three dudes. And yet it’s legal to have sex with 15, 30, even 150 chicks. Limiting male pleasure capacity is critical, because it is when a criminal, a drug dealer, a deranged individual has to pause to change partners and re-insert that, the police or brave bystanders have the opportunity to take that individual down.” Reply This one and the DeGette one are pretty good…I smiled 🙂 Reply Late NJ Senator Frank Lautenberg: “High-capacity households have only one purpose: to sleep with a lot of people quickly. They were designed for brothels, not civilized societies.” Reply U.S. Rep for N.Y. Carolyn McCarthy: “I believe it’s the pelvic thing that goes up.” Reply This time, the temperance ladies were ready for Pike and his men Reply So, these 7 old broads and well known time traveler, Nicholas Cage, walk up to a Bar…. Reply I read the sign in the background. These ladies were pro guns. https://archive.org/details/activitiesofmayo00newy Reply Suffragettes consider new arguments for getting the vote. Reply B.A.R., Chicks dig ’em. Reply I saw him first and I claim dibs. The rest of you ladies will just have to wait your turn. Reply This man has set the B.A.R. high! Reply Legal carry, BAR none Reply The newest tactic in the war on terror, line up a handful of virgins and wait. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.