Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Chris. says:

    Disney’s Nazis on Ice.

    Not their most popular show…

    1. avatar tmm says:

      Wintertime for Hitler

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Judging by their dress and gear I’d say those are brits and frogs during the phony war period of the early stages of ww2.

        Note the soup dish helmet on the dude with the Lewis gun. And the lewis gun. Not enough Brens to go around.

        1. avatar Gunr says:

          Judging by the leg wrap-a-rounds, I first thought they were Nip’s

        2. avatar jwm says:

          Puttees, those leg wrap around thingies were inflicted on a lot of grunts for no real functional reason. Even Americans had their version of the useless things.

        3. avatar Gunr says:

          I guess they would keep the rats from crawling up your legs, under your pants, wouldn’t want one of the those things grabbing a hold of my “trouser mouse”

        4. avatar jwm says:

          WW2 american soldiers wore “battle dress” as their official combat uniform at the start of the war. It was their standard dress uniform, including tie, with the addition of pack, web gear, helmet and rifle. Patton actually gave fines to soldiers in the front lines that did not have their ties on.

          I believe the Marines had it worse. Their official battle uniform at the start of the war was a 1 piece set of overalls. In a tropical climate, which is where the majority of the marines fought in ww2, complete with dysentary and other fun diseases.

          Generals should have phones, radios and computers that go into a callcenter that has no other function other than to give the top brass the feeling that they’rein charge.

          Real decisions should be made by the people at the point of the spear.

        5. avatar IdahoPete says:

          Another Lewis Gun fan! Did you see this video?


        6. avatar Another Robert says:

          As I understand it the purpose of puttees and leggins was to keep the bottom of the trouser leg form flapping around, getting frayed, getting caught underfoot, etc. Apparently many Civil War soldiers stuck their trouser legs into their socks for the same purpose. Puttees were said to be superior to American-style leggins because they actually gave support to the lower legs. And of course, having cloth to “protect” the lower legs was cheaper than using full-length high-top leather boots.

  2. avatar Rad Man says:

    Hey kids! I got tickets to the 10th Mountain Division-Capades!

  3. avatar William Burke says:

    When the radio announcer said war had broken out at the hockey rink, he wasn’t kidding!

    1. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      I like this one.

  4. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    to the tune of skater’s waltz: “You bring the buns, we’ll bring our guns.We’ll shoot the deer and then have fun.” Yeah I know pretty lame.

  5. avatar DavidT says:

    Hey, wait up guys. Every time I fire the MG I end up 50 feet behind where I started.

    1. avatar MrT says:

      Precurser to the “office chair and fire extinguisher”.

      “Office chair and machine gun”, the natural evolution of this idea, is hopefully soon to come.

  6. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, your Florida Panzers!

  7. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    After the incident with the holster in the figure skating event at the 2014 Olympics, a group of skaters practice a routine that will really scare the Hell out of the antis next time.

  8. avatar Paul G. says:

    These things are much better at making holes in the ice, and nobody dares to set up their fishing shanty anywhere near us!

  9. avatar defensor fortisimo says:

    Didn’t mel brooks do this at the end of History of the World Part 1?

  10. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    German troops, longing for the comforts of home and mistaking the meaning of their name, rush a Moms Demand Action rally

  11. avatar Mr B says:

    “Meanwhile…behind the scenes at the recent Sochi Olympics….”

  12. avatar Scholarcat says:

    On this hockey team everyone is an enforcer.

  13. avatar Maineuh says:

    Well, huh. It really IS a slippery slope.

  14. avatar Bob Wall says:

    Ever wonder what happened to Hans Brinker on his 18th Birthday?

    1. avatar Another Robert says:

      Well i’ll be damned, someone beat me to it while I was typing…

  15. avatar Another Robert says:

    Not understanding all the German references. Those look like Dutch troops. Hence:
    “Since Hans Brinker’s day, the competition for the Silver Skates has gotten pretty fierce.”

    1. avatar Bob Wall says:

      ^^^ I yield, Sir Robert! 😀

      1. avatar Another Robert says:


  16. avatar duckalum says:

    SWAT Lake

  17. avatar Scott D. says:

    The elite German 1st Mountain Division was a complete and utter failure during the Northern Africa campaign.

  18. avatar Solitude says:

    Skate or Die

  19. avatar Random_Commenter says:

    Someplace must have frozen over now that Illinois is a “shall issue” state.

  20. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    New “sudden death” rule as a tie breaker in hockey.

    1. avatar Paul G. says:

      When they said the game ended in a shootout, they meant it!!

  21. avatar jwm says:

    It was just a moment after this picture was taken that the German, hidden in the tree line, hit the plunger. The first and last all skate charge had a tragic, if predictable, end.

  22. avatar Jon R. says:

    Canadian soldiers preparing for an invasion of the United States.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “The Canadiens, they walk among us.”

  23. avatar Smoke Jensen says:

    Your Stanley Cups are belong to us!

  24. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Bloomberg’s goons skee-daddle after word gets out the NYC has become shall issue

  25. avatar SigGuy says:

    So Blades of Glory 2 is a prequel?

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    Climate change skeptics defend their position on the ice, to the last man…

  27. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Hockey’s for pussies.

  28. avatar Michael in GA says:

    Slick guns.com

  29. avatar Eric says:

    Olympics… Nancy kerrigan style.

  30. avatar Cookie says:

    I went to a hockey game…………and a war broke out!

  31. avatar Steve Truffer says:

    Dashing through the snow… Get the Fµ*k out of my way…

  32. avatar J says:

    Across the pond has a whole new meaning

  33. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    And neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of ice, will stay us from the swift firing of our appointed rounds . .

  34. avatar Silentbrick says:

    After last week’s infamous “kissing” incident during skating lessons, the Barack Hussein Obama Elementary School sends the new “Correct Behavior Monitors” onto the ice.

  35. avatar collver says:

    Hot chocolate?

  36. avatar Mel says:

    The Russian Hockey team always wins.

  37. avatar Gunr says:

    Left foot dammit! I keep telling you guy’s to lead off with your LEFT foot.

  38. avatar Defens says:

    Reveling in the success of her attack on Nancy Kerrigan, Ms. Harding then unleashed her forces on her remaining Olympic competition.

  39. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Hockey officially locked up the title as the most violent sport.

  40. avatar Phantom72 says:

    Annual Norris Family Reunion Hockey Game

  41. avatar Nine says:

    Frozen 2.

  42. avatar B says:

    The US Figure Skating team met with German disapproval and confusion in Berlin, 1945.

  43. avatar the ruester says:

    I got nothin but the sober realization that the sight of a dozen armed 6 foot dutchmen skating full speed towards me would be pretty terrifying.

  44. avatar PeterK says:

    Can’t shoot like this, but I’ll be hanged if they can hit us anway.

  45. avatar Scottlac says:

    The military Olympics suffered a scandal when the Dutch judge awarded a 10.0 and the French judge surrendered.

  46. avatar alanhinMN says:

    You’re skating on thin ice, Private!

  47. avatar KCK says:

    As the Duseldorf Mesherschmidts crossed the the blue line, they noticed that the Chicago Flame Throwers’ goalie had pulled himself.

  48. avatar DanRRZ says:

    In protest of Bob Costas, the Dutch will be performing their special “high speed/low drag” number set to ride of the Valkyries.

  49. avatar Eric L says:

    Trying to apprehend Jeff gillooly and Tanya harding proved to be a real p.I.t.a

  50. avatar MarkP says:

    What do they do once they get to land? Put on blade protectors?

  51. avatar christian says:

    [cheesy DJ voice] Time to slow things down for couples skate.[/cheesy DJ voice]

  52. avatar A. Nuran says:

    New event at the Sochi Olympics: Tactical Figure Skating

  53. avatar CoolBreeze72 says:

    Prime example of military intelligence.

  54. The first, and last, time that military assault courses were allowed in the Winter Olympics.

  55. avatar Gregolas says:

    The problem with drafting pro skaters as troops; strong ankles, but weak wrists.

  56. avatar Ric Allan says:

    Russian speed skaters dominate winter olympics…

  57. avatar SteveX says:

    I.C.E. takes their acronym to heart…

  58. avatar Rimfire says:

    Dutch silent SWAT team? Man I love the weekend caption pics, don’t you?

  59. avatar Mercutio says:

    Olympic Committee changes pentathlon to hexathlon

  60. avatar Jeff says:

    My neighborhood was so tough, we started a war and a hockey game broke out!!!

  61. avatar KevinMA says:

    Military style assault weapons belong in the hands of soldiers on ice skates, not in our city streets!

  62. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “We’re men (we’re manly men) we’re men in tights… YES!”

  63. avatar Johannes P. says:

    One of Sergei Eisenstein’s less-successful films….

  64. avatar Model66 says:

    There was a brief period in which the biathlon was altered for fear that a skier’s poles could be used as a weapon. This period did not last.

  65. avatar Phil says:

    Eff you, Canada!

  66. avatar chuck k says:

    What the NHL will look like if they ban fist fights.

  67. avatar geoffb says:

    Zuider Zee defense force on maneuvers.

  68. avatar bradt says:

    Do you want to build a snowman?

  69. avatar James R says:

    “I was at a war the other day and a hockey game broke out”

  70. avatar mark s. says:

    I can’t believe no one has seen this add yet .
    This is the newest PETA add running on MSNBC and CNN .

    Those angry earth haters will stop at nothing to decimate the Polar Bears .
    The attack was brutal and complete , no bears were left unscathed , either dying in the initial blood bath or having to mourn the tragic loss of their love ones .
    Hillbillies , proudly clinging to their guns and their bibles . Killers of all that is pure .

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