Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Lee says:

    “Now listen ladies, you have to be quiet so you don’t wake them up”.

  2. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Now YOU spread em.

  3. avatar Lee says:

    “Now listen, ladies, you have to be quiet so they don’t wake up”.

  4. avatar Cliff H says:

    OK girls, then once he’s down you fire the other 5 shots.

  5. avatar Scott says:

    The latest RPE class demonstrating proper form for shooting a rapist.

  6. avatar Guner from Oregon says:

    Ladies, we seem to have a large ant infestation. We have loaded you revolvers with #12 shot shells

  7. avatar tom w a glock says:

    Ladies, as I told you earlier, when my drunken ex crawls out of his car, aim carefully and fire at will!

  8. avatar Joey Miller says:

    Here, the squeamish learn how to kill spiders themselves.

    1. avatar William Burke says:


    2. avatar JoshtheViking says:

      As an avowed hater of spiders, I vote for this one.

    3. avatar Rambeast says:

      It beats burning the house down.

  9. avatar shadi says:

    “Now, ideally you will have a German soldier and a ditch in front of you”

  10. avatar fuque says:

    “While standing at the edge of the pool, the ladies synchronized swimming team Quickly get ready for the premiere of “Waltz of the NRA”

  11. avatar Daily Beatings says:

    Cook your own damn dinner!!!

  12. avatar Nate says:

    ‘Ready? Bend and snap!’

  13. avatar Steve says:

    “Now, this is how you fire a warning shot if the guy is escaping in a helicopter.”

  14. avatar John L. says:

    Publicity shot from “Stepford Wives II: The Conquest”

  15. avatar Phil says:

    Start them off with the one target they can’t miss.

    1. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:


  16. avatar Oddux says:

    Good, now repeat after me:
    “And shepherds we shall be.
    For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    And we shall flow a river forth to Thee.
    And Teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      boondock Saints.

  17. avatar Hal J. says:

    As Dr. Evil learned to his chagrin, the Fembot Mk I was not without its flaws.

  18. avatar LongBeach says:

    The sound of ten husbands NOT telling their wives to make them a sandwich…

  19. avatar tfunk says:

    The first annual “TTAG Speed Draw from Concealed Carry Contest- brought to you by Can Can Concealment” was a huge success.

  20. avatar RockThisTown says:

    ‘It’s my party & I’ll fire if I want to, fire if I want to, fire if I want to,
    You would fire too, if it happened to you . . .’

    1. avatar Gary Schulze says:

      Ding, ding ,ding, ding. The Winner!

  21. avatar Max says:

    “…and then you say, Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”

  22. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Footage from the set of the American remake of Sympathy for Lady Vengeance.

  23. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Auditions for the new Bond movie, Live & Let Lead Fly.

  24. avatar Eric in Sacramento says:

    Make sure to aim so he knows what’s at stake.

  25. avatar Claymore says:

    Freeze, turkey! In handy ziploc bags.

  26. avatar Tom Godfe says:

    Birthdays are important, very important- to all of us. Same goes for anniversaries and Valentine’s Day.

    There is a penalty for forgetting.

  27. avatar T says:


  28. avatar Asmodai says:

    Affordable Care Act Third Trimester abortion squad training, because choice is important.

    1. avatar Paranoid Android says:

      Now I don’t want to start an opinion war on abortion (we all have deeply held beliefs), but given their weapon of choice and where they’re aiming I would argue they are the 4th trimester abortion squad.

  29. avatar RockThisTown says:

    “No, ladies, I said bare arms, not bear arms!”

  30. avatar RockThisTown says:

    The Equal Pay for Equal Work Committee prepares to do some lobbying.

  31. avatar 505markf says:

    The Junior League of Wichita Falls shows good form after their training session on “Dandelion and Invasive Weeds Eradication.”

  32. avatar Universally Consumed, What's your Flavor? says:

    Artichoke hair on all but one or two, between ’57 and ’59. Not a pillbox hat nor bouffant doo in the line up, before early to mid 1960 when Jackie clones started to rule the landscape. Skirt length above the knee, certainly post ’56 when Brigitte Bardot’s influence hiked the hem from below the knee to marginally above the pat. Revolvers, Okay, obvious, just like pre Beatles, cuz there are no minis. One, maybe two T strap shoes or pumps, therefore post the Spring of ’57 by maybe a season or two when that accessory was a must. At most, two pleated skirts . . . .so I’m guessin’ ’58 or early ’59, but the weather is mild, so that almost eliminates 1959 if other than Cali.
    1958 it is, and therefore being before the ’60’s emancipation movement reduex, I’m gonna “send this one back to the kitchen”.

    “The ‘Betty Crocker Bakeoff’ finalists having no other way to break the judges’ tie . . . . prepare to take matters into their own hands”

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      You know considerably more about fashion history than is wise.

      1. avatar Universally Consumed, What's your Flavor? says:

        Mr. B.,

        Maybe a little late to reply, but I sure am glad I had just set down the Captain and Joe before I read your stuff. That would have been a nasty clean-up. To your zing, I say, “No Scat”.

        This is TAG, so, the truth be told, that time frame was when zee hormones were accelerating toward full rage, so I really got into noticing everything about women (and I haven’t changed a lick since). Their fashion(s) is (are) merely part of the permanent imprint that goes along with that territory. Time lines speak for themselves.

        I’ll certainly make sure I include your avatar in the file labeled “DANGER – DANGER – DANGER” that includes a gaggle of characters like ‘Ralph’ and ‘peirsonb’ that require clearing of the decks before any reading to the right commences.

    2. avatar Paranoid Android says:

      Haha, oh you just made my day.

    3. avatar Herb says:

      Between 1962 to 1964. The short ‘do’s are becoming, not butch, like today. Skirts slightly above mid-knee but not yet problematic for their kids to hold on to. The girls each look like someone’s young pretty wife. Note: it was still considered polite in those days to refer to women age 18-25 as girls.

  33. avatar wheelgun dunn says:

    At the George Romero Zombie Apocalypse Defense Training Class ladies learn how to administer a coup de gras to a crawling zombie.


  34. avatar DH2 says:

    “Ok ladies, say it once more with feeling! English Mother%*^$er! Do you speak it!?”

    1. avatar MiniMe says:

      Win! 🙂

  35. avatar jwm says:

    This is one Sorority House that ain’t tolerating No Knock warrents or panty raids.

  36. avatar S.CROCK says:

    we were not joking when we said forget blowing a whistle.

  37. avatar John says:

    Ok ladies, now we start the chorus line on the left leg first.

  38. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    In order to combat the Castros in Cuba, JFK started his own top secret assassination squad.

  39. avatar TStew says:

    “…and if the attacker is still moving, put another .38 in him for good measure.”


    “Which one do you want to keep?”

  40. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “And once that Dirk Diggler is on the on the ground, you blow his ass away, like this!”

    “Shannon? Is that, umm, strictly legal?”

    “We’re gun grabbers, he’s a “Gun Nut,” it’ll be ok; ask David Gregory or that idiot in New York.”

    “If you say so Mrs. Watts.”

  41. avatar Craig M. says:

    The 1965 graduating class from the Joe Biden School of Self Defense Marksmanship for Women.

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


  42. avatar Rick says:

    A titillating handgun course

  43. avatar Sammy says:

    Remember, the lower you have to aim, the less likely you’ll want to shoot

  44. avatar Bernymac says:

    Girls, girls…aim for the family jewels!

  45. avatar Tom396 says:

    Remember girls, if you kill the crotch, the rest will follow.

  46. avatar mike123 says:

    The real Moms Demanding Action ….. double action.

  47. avatar Model66 says:

    This is WAY better than that “just pee or vomit on yourself” training!!

  48. avatar Paul53, aka Ima Yeti says:

    Hunting the dreaded ad hominem is a dirty business!

  49. avatar Stilicho says:

    “The teachers’ union stopped training grade school teachers how to administer dirt naps when some parents complained”

  50. avatar UseTheSchwartz says:

    “Okay ladies! All that’s left is to track down that butcher of a hairdresser and stop this madness FOREVER!”

  51. avatar PeterK says:

    I’m telling you, synchronized shooting will be the hottest new sport in the Olympics.

    Now on 3…

  52. avatar BTinAfghan says:

    The first Avengers, the all female and Bob were organized to deter rape and womanizing. These Ladies are serious. Can you spot Bob?

  53. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Ready ladies…. what for the up-beat to begin. And one and two and three and four.

  54. avatar Haiku Guy says:

    In the name of Love…
    Before you break my heart!

  55. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Finally fed up with constantly sewing it back on The Wendy’s gave Peter Pan’s shadow an ultimatum

  56. avatar JAS says:

    Eeuw! Bugs!

  57. avatar Jake W says:

    What really happens to the boxes those chocolates come in.

  58. avatar DrewR55 says:

    The secretarial pool is tired of having their fannys’ pinched.

  59. avatar ccdwguy says:

    If you can’t hit them from here, run.

  60. avatar Dave s says:

    My name is Friday, and I carry a badge.
    Today we are helping instruct the Policewomen at the academy….

  61. avatar Paul53, aka Ima Yeti says:

    Ladies, it may seem a bit harsh, but if you keep in mind the vacuum cleaner he gave you for Valentines Day, you’ll understand it’s for the good of the species.

  62. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    The feminists idea of divorce court.

  63. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Safe sex practice to an extreme, or not?

  64. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Ahh… The good old days in Stepford – before Connecticut got all weird.

  65. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Are you sure this is how we do the Decathlon?

  66. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    The San Fernando chapter of MADD takes its mission seriously…

  67. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Fed up with being referred to simply as Mrs. X, Miss Y or “Dear,” women began to demand first names. It was a troubled time.

  68. avatar Glenn says:

    “You put your handgun in, you pull your handgun out, you point your handgun there, the perp is shaking all about. You do the 2A two-step, give the criminals the rout. That’s what its all about!”

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Beat me to it! And did it better too!

      You do the HOkey Pokey… You do the HOkey Pokey… That’s what it’s all about.

  69. avatar AaronW says:

    Ladies, that is not how you kill Graboids…

  70. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    If you can’t hit an ant, you can’t hit a target!

  71. avatar mrpiggy fingers says:

    Glocks..? We don’t need no F***ing Glocks…

  72. avatar Paul53, aka Ima Yeti says:

    Just 2 little “bangs” and he’s a capon. And he can hit the high notes.

  73. avatar Mark De Lisle says:

    O.K. Ladies, this time twigs and berries only!

  74. avatar TXnick says:

    Hammmmm Sammmich!!!!

  75. avatar endless nameless says:

    desperate housewives?

  76. avatar TheBear says:

    “Before the manhunt for the stylist who chopped off all their hair…”

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