Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 14, 2014 91 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 91 COMMENTS “Now listen ladies, you have to be quiet so you don’t wake them up”. Reply Now YOU spread em. Reply “Now listen, ladies, you have to be quiet so they don’t wake up”. Reply OK girls, then once he’s down you fire the other 5 shots. Reply The latest RPE class demonstrating proper form for shooting a rapist. Reply Ladies, we seem to have a large ant infestation. We have loaded you revolvers with #12 shot shells Reply Ladies, as I told you earlier, when my drunken ex crawls out of his car, aim carefully and fire at will! Reply Here, the squeamish learn how to kill spiders themselves. Reply Winner. Reply As an avowed hater of spiders, I vote for this one. Reply It beats burning the house down. Reply “Now, ideally you will have a German soldier and a ditch in front of you” Reply “While standing at the edge of the pool, the ladies synchronized swimming team Quickly get ready for the premiere of “Waltz of the NRA” Reply Cook your own damn dinner!!! Reply ‘Ready? Bend and snap!’ Reply “Now, this is how you fire a warning shot if the guy is escaping in a helicopter.” Reply Publicity shot from “Stepford Wives II: The Conquest” Reply Start them off with the one target they can’t miss. Reply WINNER!! Reply Good, now repeat after me: “And shepherds we shall be. For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to Thee. And Teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.” Reply boondock Saints. Reply As Dr. Evil learned to his chagrin, the Fembot Mk I was not without its flaws. Reply The sound of ten husbands NOT telling their wives to make them a sandwich… Reply Ha! Reply The first annual “TTAG Speed Draw from Concealed Carry Contest- brought to you by Can Can Concealment” was a huge success. Reply ‘It’s my party & I’ll fire if I want to, fire if I want to, fire if I want to, You would fire too, if it happened to you . . .’ Reply Ding, ding ,ding, ding. The Winner! Reply “…and then you say, Here kitty, kitty, kitty!” Reply Footage from the set of the American remake of Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. Reply Auditions for the new Bond movie, Live & Let Lead Fly. Reply Make sure to aim so he knows what’s at stake. Reply Freeze, turkey! In handy ziploc bags. Reply Birthdays are important, very important- to all of us. Same goes for anniversaries and Valentine’s Day. There is a penalty for forgetting. Reply OK OK LADY! SORRY I TRIED TO STEAL YOUR PURSE, BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME TISSUE SO I CAN WIPE MYSELF?! Reply Affordable Care Act Third Trimester abortion squad training, because choice is important. Reply Now I don’t want to start an opinion war on abortion (we all have deeply held beliefs), but given their weapon of choice and where they’re aiming I would argue they are the 4th trimester abortion squad. Reply “No, ladies, I said bare arms, not bear arms!” Reply The Equal Pay for Equal Work Committee prepares to do some lobbying. Reply The Junior League of Wichita Falls shows good form after their training session on “Dandelion and Invasive Weeds Eradication.” Reply Artichoke hair on all but one or two, between ’57 and ’59. Not a pillbox hat nor bouffant doo in the line up, before early to mid 1960 when Jackie clones started to rule the landscape. Skirt length above the knee, certainly post ’56 when Brigitte Bardot’s influence hiked the hem from below the knee to marginally above the pat. Revolvers, Okay, obvious, just like pre Beatles, cuz there are no minis. One, maybe two T strap shoes or pumps, therefore post the Spring of ’57 by maybe a season or two when that accessory was a must. At most, two pleated skirts . . . .so I’m guessin’ ’58 or early ’59, but the weather is mild, so that almost eliminates 1959 if other than Cali. 1958 it is, and therefore being before the ’60’s emancipation movement reduex, I’m gonna “send this one back to the kitchen”. “The ‘Betty Crocker Bakeoff’ finalists having no other way to break the judges’ tie . . . . prepare to take matters into their own hands” Reply You know considerably more about fashion history than is wise. Reply Mr. B., Maybe a little late to reply, but I sure am glad I had just set down the Captain and Joe before I read your stuff. That would have been a nasty clean-up. To your zing, I say, “No Scat”. This is TAG, so, the truth be told, that time frame was when zee hormones were accelerating toward full rage, so I really got into noticing everything about women (and I haven’t changed a lick since). Their fashion(s) is (are) merely part of the permanent imprint that goes along with that territory. Time lines speak for themselves. I’ll certainly make sure I include your avatar in the file labeled “DANGER – DANGER – DANGER” that includes a gaggle of characters like ‘Ralph’ and ‘peirsonb’ that require clearing of the decks before any reading to the right commences. Reply Haha, oh you just made my day. Reply Between 1962 to 1964. The short ‘do’s are becoming, not butch, like today. Skirts slightly above mid-knee but not yet problematic for their kids to hold on to. The girls each look like someone’s young pretty wife. Note: it was still considered polite in those days to refer to women age 18-25 as girls. Reply At the George Romero Zombie Apocalypse Defense Training Class ladies learn how to administer a coup de gras to a crawling zombie. WG Reply “Ok ladies, say it once more with feeling! English Mother%*^$er! Do you speak it!?” Reply Win! 🙂 Reply This is one Sorority House that ain’t tolerating No Knock warrents or panty raids. Reply we were not joking when we said forget blowing a whistle. Reply Ok ladies, now we start the chorus line on the left leg first. Reply In order to combat the Castros in Cuba, JFK started his own top secret assassination squad. Reply “…and if the attacker is still moving, put another .38 in him for good measure.” OR, “Which one do you want to keep?” Reply “And once that Dirk Diggler is on the on the ground, you blow his ass away, like this!” “Shannon? Is that, umm, strictly legal?” “We’re gun grabbers, he’s a “Gun Nut,” it’ll be ok; ask David Gregory or that idiot in New York.” “If you say so Mrs. Watts.” Reply The 1965 graduating class from the Joe Biden School of Self Defense Marksmanship for Women. Reply LOL! Reply A titillating handgun course Reply Remember, the lower you have to aim, the less likely you’ll want to shoot Reply Girls, girls…aim for the family jewels! Reply Remember girls, if you kill the crotch, the rest will follow. Reply The real Moms Demanding Action ….. double action. Reply This is WAY better than that “just pee or vomit on yourself” training!! Reply Hunting the dreaded ad hominem is a dirty business! Reply “The teachers’ union stopped training grade school teachers how to administer dirt naps when some parents complained” Reply “Okay ladies! All that’s left is to track down that butcher of a hairdresser and stop this madness FOREVER!” Reply I’m telling you, synchronized shooting will be the hottest new sport in the Olympics. Now on 3… Reply The first Avengers, the all female and Bob were organized to deter rape and womanizing. These Ladies are serious. Can you spot Bob? Reply Ready ladies…. what for the up-beat to begin. And one and two and three and four. Reply STOP! In the name of Love… Before you break my heart! Reply Finally fed up with constantly sewing it back on The Wendy’s gave Peter Pan’s shadow an ultimatum Reply Eeuw! Bugs! Reply What really happens to the boxes those chocolates come in. Reply The secretarial pool is tired of having their fannys’ pinched. Reply If you can’t hit them from here, run. Reply My name is Friday, and I carry a badge. Today we are helping instruct the Policewomen at the academy…. Reply Ladies, it may seem a bit harsh, but if you keep in mind the vacuum cleaner he gave you for Valentines Day, you’ll understand it’s for the good of the species. Reply The feminists idea of divorce court. Reply Safe sex practice to an extreme, or not? Reply Ahh… The good old days in Stepford – before Connecticut got all weird. Reply Are you sure this is how we do the Decathlon? Reply The San Fernando chapter of MADD takes its mission seriously… Reply Fed up with being referred to simply as Mrs. X, Miss Y or “Dear,” women began to demand first names. It was a troubled time. Reply “You put your handgun in, you pull your handgun out, you point your handgun there, the perp is shaking all about. You do the 2A two-step, give the criminals the rout. That’s what its all about!” Reply Beat me to it! And did it better too! You do the HOkey Pokey… You do the HOkey Pokey… That’s what it’s all about. Reply Ladies, that is not how you kill Graboids… Reply If you can’t hit an ant, you can’t hit a target! Reply Glocks..? We don’t need no F***ing Glocks… Reply Just 2 little “bangs” and he’s a capon. And he can hit the high notes. Reply O.K. Ladies, this time twigs and berries only! Reply Hammmmm Sammmich!!!! Reply desperate housewives? Reply “Before the manhunt for the stylist who chopped off all their hair…” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.