Weekend Photo Caption Contest

I want to see him play both at the same time.


  1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    Hope he plays that axe better than he disciplines his right index finger.

  2. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    At the Columbine H.S. yearbook photography day, we call this “foreshadowing.”

  3. avatar ExurbanKevin says:

    “Look, when we asked if you knew ‘Tommy Gun’, we meant the song…”

  4. avatar Nemesis says:

    Now for my cover of Aerosmith’s “Janie’s got a gun”. What? Too literal?

  5. avatar Van says:

    But this one goes to eleven.

  6. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Eric Holder, you can have my Gibson guitar when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

    1. avatar Travis Leibold says:

      Ooohhh! Thats genious!
      Heres a link describing the raid on the Gibson Guitar Factory

      1. avatar Sam Wright says:

        Thanks, I don´t know if that is a Gibson. I know as much about guitars as Carolyn McCarthy knows about guns.

  7. avatar Walrusleather says:

    Bad hair CHECK
    Bad vintage jacket CHECK
    Bad finger placement CHECK
    Hey yall watch this its gunna be great!!!!!

    Coming up next on TRU TV’s most shocking caught on tape Man shoots self in the head and guitar, luckily the guitar was saved.

  8. avatar irobj says:

    Eurotrash, my ass!

  9. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Kyle arrived at Rocky’s Roadhouse fully prepared for the AC/DC Angus Young Tribute Contest. Sadly, the backup band hadn’t rehearsed his favorite song, “Big Gun.” When they suggested an alternate song, “Superkill/Shoot To Thrill” he quickly agreed.

  10. avatar Jason says:

    Which of these is illegal according to the DOJ?

    1. avatar HSR47 says:

      More correctly, what isn’t? I thought congress banned mulletts back in ’89…

  11. avatar Aaron says:

    This is Roland, the pre-headless Thompson Gunner

    1. avatar Robert Farago says:

      Talkin’ about the man.

      1. avatar Gus says:

        LOL! I think I’d like Roland to stay headless after this photo.

  12. avatar Varmint Hunter says:

    “Both make beautiful music” ~Thompson & Gibson

  13. avatar VA Pete says:

    “Go ahead… call me Barry Manilow one more time….”

  14. avatar Jason R. says:

    I will play Stairway to Heaven HOWEVER, WHENEVER, AND AS OFTEN AS I LIKE. Were there any more questions from the audience?

  15. avatar adam says:

    for those about to rock…. fire!!! .. we salute you!

  16. avatar Jim says:

    Guns don’t kill people….bad taste does.

  17. avatar Ralph says:

    Let’s give it up for Cholmondeley Featherstonhaugh of Wapping Hills for his stirring version of “I Shot the Sheriff.”

  18. avatar Jamie says:


  19. avatar Mark says:

    Mamma, I just killed a man…

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