Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 22, 2013 128 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ [h/t Tom in Oregon] ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List Gun Meme of the Day: Happy Thanksgiving Edition 128 COMMENTS The one on the left. That’s the one that said I was a mean doggie. Reply Last time that cat is gonna mess with us. Send it! Reply If I make a headshot you get a Scooby-Snack~ Reply Bob Barker never came in from getting his mail that day… Reply Scooby dooby dooby doo, I see you, pretending you’ve got a sniper. But you’re not fooling me cause I can see *BANG* Reply I’m calling it two barks left, and one and a half barks up. Reply YOU may not have a dog in this fight, but I DO! Reply Come on…. it’s MY turn to shoot! Reply +1 Reply Sight hound 2.0 Reply Hit. Reply Look, I know you hate that Watts lady too but we are here because she is a cat lover. Now take the damn shot. Reply Sniper: I can’t afford a bipod, cause i spent all my money on this stock. Dog: It’s true, this spotting scope is mine. Reply After you plug him I get to eat him Reply Not even a sentence under the picture is required for that one. Reply seeing eye dog Reply +1 Reply “When I make the mouse-sqeak noise, the cat will look around the corner… Get ready!!!!” Reply +1 Reply “Will you take the shot already! I could have had him eviscerated by now” Reply When he said “let’s nail us a couple of wild coyotes,” this is not what I had in mind. Reply Winner. Reply The cat has entered the flowerbed and assumed the position… Send it! Reply It’s a dogfight! Reply I asked if you packed the ear plugs, Twice! Reply Redefining the term “Service Dog.” Reply With a little help from his best friend, Tom got it down to Minute of Cat. Reply +1 Reply It’s said that the spotter is the real brains of the operation. Reply A photo as old as the internet. Reply I did! I did see a pooty-cat! Reply After receiving his Iowa permit to carry, he set out to show blind people can shoot straight. Reply Australians, can’t even get the simple stuff right. Reply “You hit it this time or we don’t eat!” Reply These sequester cuts are getting ridiculous. What’s next, women in combat? Reply Not shown, Tom even managed to train a golden retriever to police his brass for him. Reply “…yeah, I’m not fetching that.” Reply “Do you see him, boy? The son of a bitch that gave me this haircut?” Reply I cant believe Fred and Daphne fell for the stupid stoner disguise. Alright Scoob now lets do what we do best. Then lets get a sandwich, hunting zombies makes my tummy rumble. Reply “laugh it up, fuzzball!” Reply Man’s best friend is now man’s best spotter… Or worst enemy if you are downrange Reply Wow, take that one on the far left, that dog has a face like that senator from California. Reply Pictured: Shooter with his Scoping Spot. Reply +1 😀 Reply Round connected…here’s your treat, human. Reply Dog: Man, you suck. Baboon didn’t need a spotter…. Reply And as one a collective chill went up the spine of mailmen everywhere. Reply “Hey Brad… do you see that yellow cat by the tall cottonwood that’s way in the back? TAKE THE SHOT, BAYBEE!” Reply You take down dat homeboy, but da bitch be mine! Reply “Elevation looks good. Crank in four cl….. SQUIRRELLL!” Reply Miss- If you don’t improve, you’ll wear the Cone of Shame! Reply “Yeah, we’ll see if you ever ‘fix’ another dog now vet!’ Reply Au revoire, go-fair. Reply 3 Milk Bones below and 1 Beggin Strip left Reply Two hares to the right. Reply Man’s best friend . . . and a dog. Reply Winner! Reply After a strange turn of events, we no longer fear the German war machine. Reply After crapping in his food dish in response to his incessant midnight howling, Arsenault, the neighbor’s Siamese, grossly underestimated the lengths Rosco would go to in retaliation. Reply Displaying the latest in NATO attire, Heinrich debuts the new German Ghillie suit! Reply The pattern is AusCam. Dog: Up two clicks and right one. Reply …and his faithful dog,…. Spot. Reply Nice. Reply That’s what I was going to say. You got it. Good one. Reply If I had opposable thumbs, I’d school him. Reply Creating a shortage of doctors, we wondered where the new Obamacare plastic surgeons would come from! Reply “One more bark outta you and I will have you put to sleep and replace you with a Trackingpoint” Reply You’re shooting at the yellow one?!!! I can’t see the yellow one! Pick something square. Reply “Stupid evolution…” Reply Hey Mall Ninja, while we’re having a bonding moment, I’ve been meaning to tell you……err ……you know where my tongues been right? Reply You know it’s true friendship when you let your bud use up all your ammo while you spot! Reply “Shooter ready…” “Send it…” “Hit?…” “Uh. A little high and left.” “Adjusting. Ready.” “Send it.” “Hit?” “Yeah. That’s a hit… Can I PLEASE go get the ball now?” Reply “Here, Spot!” or “We meet again, Mailman…” Reply ADA Sponsored Blind Precision Shooting Nationals… Taking ‘seeing eye dogs’ to a whole new level… Reply Yup… that’s the cat. Reply German Shepherd: You missed again you nimrod. Give me the rifle, even I can do better than that! Reply I am Not a Retriever, Get it yourself! Reply Woof, woof, wooooof, grrrr, woof, woof! (Loosely translated, “not sure how this will get Timmy out of the well, but I’ll roll with it for a bit.”) Reply Ellen DeGeneres once did a whole bit on that, marveling on how good the people were at figuring out what Lassie was trying to say. “Woof!” “What’s that, Lassie?” “Woof!” “Timmy fell in the well?” “Woof!” “He wants us to bring a ladder” “Woof!” “An aluminum ladder?” “Woof!” “A 32-foot aluminum extension ladder?” “Woof!” (Copyright Ellen DeGeneres, used without permission, under the ‘fair use’ provision.) Reply Squirrel. Reply George Jetson and Astro, before marrying, before flying cars, before kids, and before Spacely Spockets… Reply Once upon a time, a handsome man asked an extremely beautiful woman to marry him. The woman said NO, and the man lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to stripper bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Patron tequila. He never heard bitching and he never paid child support or alimony. He banged San Diego Charger cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and farted whenever he wanted to and never got cheated on while he was at work. All his friends and family thought he was totally cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up. He got to go shooting with his favorite dog anytime he wanted to, dress like a 70’s bush mercenary and grow his hair long. —The End Reply See? Fairy tales aren’t just for girls. Reply Right now, as I type, the boob tube is playing “The Twilight Zone: The Hunt” and I’m getting weepy. Reply The soul of a poet. Reply And they lived happily ever after. Reply “See Spot. See Spot spot. Spot, Spot, spot!” Reply LOL! +2 Reply Win! Reply 😀 😀 😀 +1 Reply Good one. Brings back memories of learning to read with the Dick and Jane primers. I also remember getting stuck on the word “the” one night several times. See Dad help son read. See Dad get mad. See son get sad. Reply Squirrel! Reply Can i get a leg before you cook it? Reply Man: “I know you don’t like watching your tennis balls going to bits, but you chewed up all my cardboard.” Dog: “Oh, no. It’s cool, dude…” And don’t be surprised if you find a nice “present” in your boots again tomorrow morning, fuckface. Reply You don’t have a dogs chance at hitting that! Reply Photo evidence that the defendants dog did in fact tell him to kill his neighbors chihuahua. Reply Weapons hot. I said shoot that bitch. Or Following a demonstration of ability, the AKC formally recognized the German Spotter as a separate breed. Reply Häyhä’s Best Friend: Simo Reply Dog is my spotter. Reply You’re arf by about an inch Reply ROTFL! Reply Coming soon to Discovery Channel, a new reality series, Dog the Sniper Spotter Reply Oh, sorry man, I was looking at this fine bitch downrange. Reply Hey anyone here have a tissue, I kinda drooled a bit on the eyepiece Reply See Spot. See Spot spot. Reply Spotter Dirk Diggler comments to Ralph his shooter, “I know you think that Watts broad is a bitch, but hey, that’s ok with me, if you know what I mean!” Reply The veterinarian never did find out what fix and finish meant… Reply Call of Duty Ghosts on pc. Reply IT”S BACON! Send it! Reply Mark never got used to being hounded while taking a shot. Reply Sparky was sick of his friends being collateral damage, so he took the fight to the cops on their own terms… Reply My instructor once told me that the world is made up of wolves, sheep, and… german shepherds Reply Caving in to pressure from sponsors, Hickok45 and Gunner tweak the show’s format to appeal to the growing tacticool demographic. Reply And that was the last time the cat stole the dogs bed. Reply I told you it was the women’s barracks! Reply Shoot already. I could have run him down by now. Reply OK Mr. I’ve Got Opposable Thumbs And You Don’t, just pull the damned trigger already Reply OK, 300 yards, the fat bastard in the yellow shirt, that’s the guy who used to pull me around with a choke chain. Reply Listen up, I’ll bark once for ready, twice for aim, three times for fire. Reply BACON!!!! I SEE BACON!!!!!!!!! Reply Sorry, I keep panting and fogging up the eyepiece Reply Bob the town dog catcher never saw it coming Reply Coming soon to a theatre near you, “Fido’s Revenge” Reply A Spotter named Spot. Reply good doge very snipe much spot so ballistic Reply fire… fire… fire… squirrel… fire… fire… Reply the mail man is two clicks to the left and one click down, Reply Call of duty: ghosts Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. 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