Once more. The clutch is on the left, the brake in the middle and the gas on the right. How did you ever get out of deputy school……….on the short blue bus?
Sorry Billy, the democrats are calling us a menace because we are playing with ‘assault toys’, so we are being kicked out of kindergarten, assigned gender neutral attire (dress optional), an will be given medication.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
LMAO. Why read any further?
Brokeback Rec Room. LOL
Your guns ain’t no bigger ‘n mine. The horse is now mine………walk.
The birth of horsejacking…………………..
-wadda’ya mean, it’s your horse pardner?!
Out of my cold dead hands!!! Molon Labe!!!
You better find a new line of work. This one sure don’t fit your pistol.
mom says if we are good we can be in the next Jim carrey video
I don’t care of I DO look like Jim Carey … I LOVE my gun.
“See this nickel? I’ve got another for you if this baby is still spotless and parked out front when I get back.”
Hey Joe when you grow up you will remember these days . . and no the horse is mine !
My childhood, in the good old days before……..!
Bob Munden’s first career… rocking horse rustlin’
Back when I was your age, you could actually go somewhere on these.
“So you’re tryin ta tell me kids in the future won’t be allowed to pack a pistol at school? Get outta here!”
“did you here that?”… “It sounds like the sound of a New Jersey SWAT team moving into breaching position”….
…”great, guess dad put a photo of us on Facebook again”…
Young Master Carrey, the doc said that because of that rare condition, this is as smart as you will ever get…
Before fear and technology, in a time when kids had fun.
Whadda ya say pardner? You and me get us a posse together and we go get us some of those two-faced gun grabbers?
Once more. The clutch is on the left, the brake in the middle and the gas on the right. How did you ever get out of deputy school……….on the short blue bus?
It’s Gunsmoke Babies, coming this fall on The WB!
“Clint, keep workin’ with that gun, an’ I predict a film career for ya.”
You tell ma and pa to sit tight. And I’ll ride my horse into town and get the posse.
Badges? We don’t need no steenkeeng badges! We are so gonna get expelled, yep, time off from school, woohoo! Gotta poptart?
“Child services is coming saddle up an we can funnel them into the hall”
Lol, fatal funnel joke. Get some!
The Good ol’ Days when boys were boys, police had common sense, and toy guns didn’t need orange muzzles.
“License and registration, please.”
“Look, Dakota Kid, this is a one-horse town. SCRAM!”
“Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!”
Yippie kai yay mutha ******
1) Little Joe & Hoss – The Early Days.
2) “You ate the last of the Cap’n Crunch – so get outta town by sundown, or else!”
3) “Get mounted, Pilgrim, and let’s go after those bank robbers!”
4) “Horse thievin’ is a hangin’ offense in these parts, so move along pardner.”
5) “Always remember, a real cowboy never, ever leaves his herd.”
6) “Tex, we don’t allow no red hats in this bunkhouse.”
“Whoa there little Grimes”
“Son, this here pony ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
Don’t take your guns to town son. Leave your guns at home Bill……
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Winner!
Good one.
Sorry Billy, the democrats are calling us a menace because we are playing with ‘assault toys’, so we are being kicked out of kindergarten, assigned gender neutral attire (dress optional), an will be given medication.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Jim Carey gets his first dressing down and is so humiliated he breaks from reality, becomes a clown, and hates anything to do with cowboys.
Us Department of Agriculture doing the annual, and very unnecessary inspection for hoof and mouth disease.
March 29, 2013- Associated Press
“The Facebook post, which showed a young child holding a Glock AK-47 semiautomatic assault revolver, let to the arrest of the boy’s father…”
“I get the horse because I have the fanciest boots, PLUS I am wearing the black hat. So there.”
This horse ain’t big enough for the two of us…
Get off your high-sprung horse, and show me some identification!
“What’s that Timmy? Lassie fell down a mine shaft!”