“Visitors to Meridian Park were surprised to see a mysterious addition welded on one of the child-themed statues ringing the playground,” mywallingford.com reports. “A machine gun. The statue is right at the northeastern entrance to the playground — one of several statues, like a train engine and a child on stilts.” Strangely, “[Fund raiser] Jeanne says she spoke to Seattle Police, and the officer told her no crime has been committed. ‘He told me this wasn’t vandalism. That just because I didn’t like it didn’t mean it was a crime.'” As much as I like the sculpture, really?