Last week’s champ was bfitz76239. This week’s winner will receive a box of IMI Systems 5.56 ammunition. To win, just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.
Last week’s champ was bfitz76239. This week’s winner will receive a box of IMI Systems 5.56 ammunition. To win, just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.
Don’t worry, I’ll take him down with this .9mm in one shot.
My shrink told me never to have a longer scope than a barrel.
really man? all the guns in the world to make this 300 meter shot and you pick the freaking sniper pistol??
Who are the judges for this caption contest anyway. Is anybody really sitting down and reading them?
Really Hunt?
That’s about the dumbest caption I’ve ever heard. Please try again.
Yeah… you are right. But if the past is any indication, it could be a winner.
I don’t know what you’re planning on hitting with that thing. The scope is longer than the barrel!
“That would look way cooler if it shot blaster bolts at stormtroopers.”
Hey, when the bullet hits the guy, does he say, “Is it in yet?”
Have you ever practiced with the bump stock?
why again do you need me to watch the ejection port?!?!
Feelings of inadequacy today Ned?
Pistol grip? Check
High capacity magazine? Check
Forward grip? Check.
It’s an assault rifle! Ban it!
“They’ll never C96 this coming.”
“The safety is still on”
“Shutup, Carl!”
Oi! Lovejoy! eyes on the target, not on me. I know how to use this bloody thing!
“This is hardly the time or place, but I never noticed your creamy soft skin and your perfect nails, Jim.”
Are you using the shoulder thing that goes up? Dammit Carl we aren’t barbarians!
Looks like you have a stove pipe.
Some guy named Solo said he needed money to pay for a Falcon or some such so he sold this to me.
“Man…your nails…they’re beautiful!”
“Oh…I know my friend.”
“You know respect for your abilities, Jacques, but I think you’ve overestimated yourself this time.”
Boy, these declassified JFK photos are enlightening.
No really! My shoulder never touched that stocklike looking thingy.
Hans, I don’t think that is what she meant when she said, “can you pick up a mouser on your way home for our mice problem? We could also use a new broomhandle.”
“Damn I hope this gun works…I stole it from my ex wife’s closet this morning”
Frankie paused to contemplate the seriousness of what he was watching. Between shots, Charlie was not pausing to do Tactical T-Rex hands and side to side tactical vision sweeps. Frankie wondered just how far Charlie would go. Would he Teacup his grip or go full Weaver stance? Surely Charlie would not take it that far.
Oh, so that really was a pistol in your pocket. And you’re still glad to see me?
No, really……..ATF said I can shoulder it now…….
“And for a few dollars extra, I’ll upgrade ya to a bump stock”
“Watch me nail that plate at a thousand yards!”
Take the shot Han!
This is why i work solo….
Hmmmmmm.
“Oh, so you ‘improved’ it??? Philistine.”
Cracker Jack prizes keep getting sillier, Steve.
No way Greedo got the drop on Han Solo. This is the best glass in the galaxy.
“Frank, you have a pubic louse on your barrel.”
This simple shooting hack lets you hit targets from as far away as 100 yards……
No, seriously! You just put a little spit on the front sight like this, and you’ll hit your target every time!
Harry, what distant did you zero your scope?
Is that really the best gun you could find for this job?
John;Did you check your point of impact after putting that scope on?
Chris; Mmmm….
Wow! You really do suffer from small barrel syndrome.
is that john saxon? what movie is that from?
Oliver Reed holding the gun and Ian McShane on the side.
Don’t know the movie.
Sitting Target
ha, it is mcshane! thanks
Regret? Cut-rate hit man.
Movie: “Sitting Target” (1972), according to the web page linked behind the picture at the top of the post.
That day Lester, a former SEAL, managed to convince potential investors his long-barreled pistol design was where the industry was headed…
As he sat there looking at his friend about to shoot the scoped and stocked Mauser “broom handle” his first thought was “he’s about to lose his thumb”…..
If you’ve ever shot a stocked broom handle, especially a full auto one (I have) the first thing you are taught is not to place your thumb where you think it goes. The hammer will cut you thumb off when the stock is attached.
Hey, you want the rest of that Cracker Jack?
GI Joe just called and he’s not happy. I think ya better call him back.
BOOM! Headshot!
Left leaning scope led to right guy dominance.
Do you Palmolive also? You sure have soft looking hands
Dersa peering persts.
“…Now you squirt it at the clown’s mouth until the balloon pops, and you win a prize!”
Chewie when i said shave i didnt mean your face…..
You know nothing Jon Snow.
You’re sure that they’re gonna say Solo acted alone and even when they release the documents decades from now, they’ll keep my involvement redacted?
Okay. Greedo is one dead Rodian.
So….just exactly how many tax stamps do you have for that thing?
Dude, you gotta getta grip!
If I can wing RF in the arm, he might fix these damned pop ups
Al Swearengen assists Han Solo’s father with one last hit.
Nigga, Please.
I told you to get a room with easy open windows!
Stock attached to C96 *ATF heavy breathing*
“If you want your ‘Shot heard round the world’, ya gotta get it out there a ways.”
I’ll make the “Pew, pew, pew” noise every time you pull the trigger.
“What just touched my ass?”
He finally answered the age old question of how which caliber is best by simply saying, “shot placement.”
Don’t worry, It’s got the shoulder thing that goes up!
Army Times Photo 10-23-2020. Army announces replacement for M-4, M-17 and M-18. The Army has chosen the Louser XM-20 as the Universal Combat Weapon. It replaces the M-4 Carbine and M-17/18 sidearm. Louser Arms is not new to the Arms Industry, and was formed from a merger of the failed Bolt Industries and Glick Arms.
“he gives me twenty five cents per chipmunk.”
“now that i have you cuffed, fagan, we’re going to find out how artful that dodger really is.”
“They were both professionals, so neither said a word of it…ever, but the truth hung heavy in the air. When your 9 year old daughter says “Daddy I packed your sniper rifle today!” its still best to check before leaving the house.”
Either the rest of the gun fell off and that’s the firing pin, or that’s a darn small barrel.
That? No, not really. But if they made one in .454 Casull I’d be interested.
“You’ve got to be kidding. I’ve used a blow gun that was more dangerous and had better range”.
Come on dude! The barn’s not moving. Maybe you should try getting closer.
Saying she had a better divorce lawyer seems to be a bit of an understatement.
What are you doing with Anthony Weiner’s rifle?
What the hell was in that burrito…
WTF IS that?