“The Rent is Too Damn High”: The Klan Sodomized Me With A Rifle

Yup, it’s one of those days. Still, ours is not to question why. Not to go all anatomical on you, ours is to keep you abreast of the latest firearms-related news. Deep breath. The leader of “The Rent is Too Damn High” party Jimmy McMillan appeared on the Imus program. examiner.com tells the tale (so to speak). “McMillan said that when he came back from his tour of duty in Viet Nam he had amnesia. He still cannot remember anything from his time before coming home from Nam. He said it is some of the horrible events in his life that comes back in memories only. He told Imus that as a young boy he was attacked by the KKK and a rifle was inserted into his anus. He said this is something he remembers. He tried to lighten the subject by talking about rectal examines and how if the finger goes all the way up, that’s a problem.” So now you know.


  1. avatar Rick says:

    I hope the rent’s too high guy also remembers that the KKK was the terrorist wing of the Democratic party… Just to get it out of the way now, the counter argument is that “Well, they switched parties”. Right, the Democrats had done such a fantastic job with slavery, the KKK and anti-civil rights that the Republicans said “Damn! we gotta switch teams because of all the quality ‘Brand Recognition’ Democrats have with KKK and slavery!”. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

  2. avatar Ralph says:

    Damn good thing for McMillan that those pointy-hood wackos didn't have a bazooka.

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