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As the YouTube description informs us, “This is the guitar version of The Gun Safety Nursery Rhyme by Jordan Winkler (a.k.a. FX Hummel). His version can be found here” Just so no one gets their knickers in a twist about copyright infringement. There are, however, animal cruelty charges pending against your humble scribe for playing this video in the presence of schnauzers. The only saving grace here: the kid with the binkie is a born performer. How the babe manages to avoid passing out until the end is a mystery for the ages. BTW can a 56-year-old man get broody for grandchildren?

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  1. He has the right idea. Get them young and teach them the right way to handle a firearm and rules for safety.

  2. Cute kid and good for dad for teaching the toddler early gun safety rules. Of course dad may have some splainin to do when kid starts preschool and starts singing gun rules of safety nursery song
    what with Zero tolerance

    • The only reason to have kids is so you can have grandkids.

      I used to feel sorry for those that proudly proclaimed they wouldn’t have kids. Then I thought, what the fuck, they just made free more resources for my spawn.

  3. My son was taught if he wants to look or hold, he has to ask. Not that I ever refused him. But having dad present makes it more controlled than him looking without me knowing.

    And I have the keys to the safe as well. 😉

  4. my wife’s biological clock is flashing twelve so there are constant mutterings about new babies.
    my daughter’s vow of chastity is bound to disappoint ol’ girl.

  5. I downloaded it but I don’t know how to use it. Can you give more detailed instructions? I’m having music issues with this version.

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