SHOT Show Caption Contest


  1. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    oh my.

  2. avatar Brad_in_MA says:

    She can “Sturm” my “Gewehr” any time. Ach du lieber !!!

  3. avatar Patrick B. says:

    Trigger control: double entendre.

  4. avatar Alicia says:

    “Does this gun make my chest look big?”

    1. avatar Chas says:

      LOL. This.

  5. avatar Johnny says:

    Somewhere, a feminist is crying.

    1. avatar Cleetus VanDamme says:

      Yeah, but she’s ugly. (The feminist, that is.)

  6. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “She carried a pair of 38’s, and a gun.”

  7. avatar I_Like_Pie says:

    Hey look…There is the Hodgdon booth behind that lady wearing pajamas!!!!

  8. avatar "Dr."Dave says:

    My, she looks unhappy.

    “Why isnt anyone looking at my breasts?”

  9. ATI’s new .22 AK with plastic furniture

    1. avatar Joe nobody says:

      Definetely not an ak

      1. avatar matt says:

        And it doesnt appear to have any plastic furniture. The stock and pistol grip panels are wood, and the handguard is metal.

        1. avatar Kevin T says:

          its a stg 44 from ww2. look it up

        2. avatar kalel666 says:

          I don’t think “plastic furniture” referred to the gun.

    2. avatar Joe nobody says:

      What a coincidence! I was wearing nothing but my underwear and fondling a rifle when you posted this!

  10. avatar Doc says:

    Call me “Booth Bimbo” one more time…

  11. avatar Steve says:

    3 fake guns.

  12. avatar Watzadon says:

    Fra-gey-lee, hmmm it must be Italian

  13. avatar Joe says:

    Is a company making an Sturmgewehr 44 reproduction??? If someone was that would kick ass!

    1. avatar O.N. says:

      PTR91 either had plans to make them or made them for a limited time. If you look carefully in the Cabela’s catalog 7.92 Kurz is still being produced.

    2. avatar Robert Farago says:

      in .22 no less

    3. avatar Matt G. says:

      Ati is importing a 22 version

  14. avatar Ric H. says:

    Does she come standard?

    1. avatar Robert Farago says:

      What’s Up Tiger Lilly?

  15. avatar JSIII says:

    No “Synthetic” material here

  16. avatar Brandon says:

    Yes honey that’s the one I want. Now pay the man and get your butt home and make me a sandwich.

  17. avatar Brian says:

    Hey babe, can you get me a beer before you clean that gun?

  18. avatar Will says:

    “OMG… that a**hole is blocking the tv”

  19. avatar Brad_in_MA says:


    Check out “Marstar” in Canada. They made semi-auto repro Stg-44 rifles.

    – Brad

  20. avatar Dave J says:

    …I’m not very proud and somewhat embarrassed about this gig…and my dye job.

  21. avatar Keith S says:

    ….and it comes with a stock woodie…

  22. avatar Jim says:

    “Why couldn’t I have gotten picked for the Barrett booth?”

  23. avatar readyfire,aim says:

    i just found the new ex mrs ready aim,fire

  24. avatar miforest says:

    wow wow wowowooowooowow wow

  25. avatar huck says:

    My name is Lisa, and I’m the NRA.

  26. avatar Varmint Hunter says:

    Hopefully, she’s trying to figure out a way to brush her hair with it.

  27. avatar Lemming says:

    They’re made from steel and space-age polymers; and so are the rifles.

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  28. avatar Tom says:

    OK, I am ready to pole dance at the Nazi Odessa Bar!

  29. avatar n says:

    “I wish it was bigger.”

  30. avatar Brooklyn in the house says:

    “They are Double Action just in case you were wondering. “

  31. avatar Tim says:

    Must we always suffer through this RF? MUST WE? So be it – I will just have to grin and bear (or is it bare) it.

  32. avatar virtualjohn says:

    “Where do you put the batteries?”

  33. avatar NxSW says:

    These mesh brass catchers are becoming all the rage.

  34. avatar Darren says:

    STG 44s? I got some 44s right here…

  35. avatar BLAMMO says:

    It’s not fish I catch with this fishnet. But I sure do hook a lot of suckers.

  36. avatar Travis says:

    Is that an STG44?

  37. avatar Mikeb302000 says:

    Roberrrrt, your resolutiooooon.

  38. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Isn’t this the SciFi/Fantasy Convention? Am I in the wrong hall?

  39. avatar Mercutio says:

    Xhorosho, dorogoya djevuska!

  40. avatar Wade says:

    Why is the camera focused behind her?! damn you, photographer!

  41. avatar matt says:

    German Engineering?

  42. avatar Todd says:

    What the hell is she looking at?

  43. avatar Scott says:

    Her Tacticool add-ons are way better than yours.

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