Matt Steele nails it, but you should also brush and floss regularly and work on your tennis and bowling games. If you start throwing down all those OFWG insults you’re gonna need street cred, and bowling below 200 isn’t gonna cut it.


  1. This is the Hollywood technique that bad guys use for shooting. How many (dead) enemies of Bond, for example, talk the scene to death when one round, fired while using the sights, would have done the job?

  2. First yell:

    “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    Then shoot when he’s trying to figure it out.


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