It seems nary a week goes by without a new video clip taking the intertubes by storm, depicting a wedding celebration in some third world hell hole exotic locale featuring the questionable handling of firearms going horribly wrong. So if you have friends who are bound and determined to tie the knot – and come from a part of the globe that necessitates visitors receive multiple vaccinations – here’s a safety tip: make your excuses, send a nice wedding gift and stay home. Think of all the samolians you’ll save on air fare, not to mention that potentially devastatingly expensive air ambulance ride back to a place with hospitals where you don’t have to provide your own sheets.
My favorite saying ever…
When you have a stupid head….the whole body tends to suffer.
Nothing says I love you Achmed, like blowing your ass off.
It’s all fun and games until someone blows up. Keep rockin’ Mohammed, the goats are getting jealous.
It’s all very funny until someone gets hurt.
And then it’s hilarious.
Muzzle blast from a muzzle loader scorching his azz. Funny. Try that with a m44 mosin nagant and you’ll not be able to locate at least one azz cheek.
gonna be dumb then ya gotta be tuff lol
life is tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid
You Sir, win the Internet of the day!
Merry Christmas!!!
“Sands of Iwo Jima”, 1949? Timeless wisdom.
Thanks Tom!
and yes, Jonathan – I think it is from a John Wayne movie. in a company I worked for awhile ago, one of our senior support people had a poster of John Wayne in WWII Marine Corps fatigues with that saying on the poster. It was a subtle hint to everyone to not bother her with stupid questions. I loved it.
I have used that saying many time since then.
Merry Christmas everyone
That has to be a pain in the asz having to stand in for that guy.
Durka durka bakah Allah. Durka Mohamed jihad durka. Backalah Mohamed jihad.
And a durka durka to you too, sir. May your goats sleep in soft dirt tonight.
And he use to think it was hard to take a dump when he had a case of the roids. Man is he’s in for a surprise.
Fortunately, Middle-Eastern physicians have become expert at treating ass wounds due to so many Arab soldiers running away from the IDF.
Looks like he won’t have to bring extra sheets for his hospital bed.
He’s already wearing them. And now it even has a bed pan hole!
The whole country is classsified as infintile adults.
Thats gonna leave a nasty mark..
He’s gonna feel that next morning…
Yeow!
That ass-burn is really going to put a damper on the time honored hadji tradition of “man lovin Thursdays”.
Blew his a$$ away.
Hmmm… would a wedding party in Iraq being shot up by drones be a “use of firearms gone horribly wrong,” then?
I think we did just that with a Predator in Sudan…
I’m not an expert, but I believe the Predator uses missiles. Not guns.
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