Quote of the Day: Dude Disarmament Edition

Luke O'Neil courtesy twitter.com

“Fine then. Let’s go with that. All women should, in fact, be armed. Where I part ways with the right here, however, is that I think if we’re going to agree to that, then we’ll need to disarm all men. Men, as the DOJ numbers point out, commit 90% of all homicides. As we’ve seen in nearly every sensational mass shooting that’s been in the news in recent years, men are simply far too emotionally unstable to be trusted with such a powerful tool of violence. If we can’t agree to get rid of the guns, then it’s time we put our collective protection in the hands of those who we can likely trust to make more rational decisions about where to point them.” – Luke O’Neil in ‘Liberal Compromise on Guns: Arm All the Women’ [at mediate.com]


  1. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Standard liberal policy. Emasculate the men.

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      Drilled into all students from kindergarten through grad school.

      A conservative parents main job today is to deprogram the leftist crap out of their kids when they come home from school. I’m saving my money to help put the grandkids through charter or faith based schools.

      The only one bright spot for the future is that conservative kids have higher birth rates. But that’s a long cycle to come to fruition. Country will be pretty well “fundementally transformed” by then.

      1. avatar Jim R says:

        What good will having more kids do if they’re being pushed through the same liberal “education” system as the rest?

        1. They will have a deisdain for all statist from the botom of their heart.

      2. avatar JR_in_NC says:

        “A conservative parents main job today is to deprogram the leftist crap out of their kids when they come home from school. “

        Even better…don’t send to “school” at all.

        Homeschooling is worth every penny “lost” in lack of second income, and schooling parent CAN work at home anyway.

        1. avatar William says:

          +1 On the homeschooling.

    2. avatar Mina says:

      Emasculate the men AND project the belief that women never do anything wrong.

      Even though Feminism is clearly at the bottom of many things that are currently going wrong.

      This is not even to mention their violent tendencies or touch on whether most of them are trustworthy.

      1. avatar slicer87 says:

        What a strawman argument, there are plenty of violent women in the world. I knew the antis are self hating white knights.

        Sadly there are plenty of wacko femnazis who would love this idea and use it to “purge the male gender” in their words and this Luke would probably be the first to step up and ask them to please kill him.

  2. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Looks like he may have already made himself a eunuch on a bet

  3. avatar Matt Richardson says:

    Queue the entirely predictable jokes about women being rational

  4. avatar the ruester says:

    This guy has never heard of “PMS,” amiright? (ducks) Seriously though, 90 percent of that 90 percent are Obama voters, so why is he focused on us?

  5. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

    “men are simply far too emotionally unstable to be trusted with such a powerful tool of violence”

    HaHa, I guess he hasn’t met my wife 🙂

    Seriously though… Really dude? Talk about a simpleton’s take on a complex issue. Oh, there’s the short bus coming now… you better get going.

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      Oh no, he believes it to his core. His professors can’t be wrong.

    2. avatar NYC2AZ says:

      “Talk about a simpleton’s take on a complex issue.”

      That’s kind of their schtick. Ban guns = peace/no murder/Utopia. At a basic level, it’s simplistic, naive, and shows a complete lack of understanding of human nature.

      1. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

        You nailed it there. Reality has no bearing in their calculations. It’s all utopian pie-in-the-sky stuff from that crew.

      2. avatar C says:

        all i need to know i learned in kindergarten.

    3. avatar slicer87 says:

      This Luke is a perfect example of a “mangina” . I hope Avoiceformen.com will also cover this asinine piece.

  6. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Great idea!

    And we can surgically castrate all males at birth…

    I mean, by and large, rape is committed by males.

    It only stands to reason every male is a potential rapist.

    If your male parts are not part of the solution, your male parts are part of the problem.

    1. avatar William says:

      Don’t give them any ideas!

      1. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

        It’s already being attempted via social conditioning. My solution is just more of a direct approach.

    2. avatar notalima says:

      Oh, look, fun with statistics.

      So, by this scholar’s logic I supposed he’d have to agree with the following:

      According to the FBI’s 2011 Crime Stats, of crimes committed by those under 18, 68.5% of robbery arrests are African Americans, while African Americans account for approximately 12.6% of the total US population (2010 US Census). Well, any sensible statistician could quickly surmise that such a large percentage of robberies committed by such a small percentage of the population is an issue.

      Solution: Lock up all African American teens. Robberies would decrease by almost 70% by those under 18. (The stats don’t break down by gender, so inferences cannot be made therein.) Incidentally, extending that logic to ‘all’ ages, the number would be just shy of 56% of total robberies. But, hey, only a ‘small’ percentage of the population after all (another argument that gun grabbers like to trot out…a ‘small’ percentage of the population…)

      /end sarcasm

      No, the above is not my position, however, it demonstrates ‘fun with statistics’ and how the left can make whatever outrageous claims they like. All while they can claim those nice government numbers to ‘back them up’.

      /end disclaimer since at least someone isn’t going to read the whole thing and cry ‘racist’!!!

    3. avatar C says:

      You’re joking, but they actually think like this. It’s gospel on university campuses that all men are rapists.


      1. avatar Martin B says:

        OK, so all women hate sex. So all the ladies who banged on my door or phoned up late at night begging for sex were only masochists asking for more abuse. Funny how they always came back for more. I think there’s more than a little hairy legged indoctrination going on here. And guess what, it’s an actual industry, where lesbians get paid to spread hatred of men. Sponsored by your tax dollars. Academic standards indeed.

        1. avatar slicer87 says:

          It is really sick they try to make young men feel ashamed for being men.

  7. avatar Martin says:

    This is the reason you should never write while high.

    1. avatar ValleyForge77 says:


  8. avatar Shenandoah says:

    Oh yeah, those emotionally stable women. You can usually find them hanging out by the unicorns.

    1. avatar William says:

      Not cool!

    2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      I’ll just leave this here…


      1. avatar Russ Bixby says:


    3. avatar juliesa says:

      Yeah women are always going around shooting entire families.

      1. avatar doesky2 says:

        But it oh so gives you the tingles if some men compete for your affections.

        Didn’t see women complaining when we built fire, or a log cabin, or electricity, or skyscrapers, or your microwave oven, and currently die at a 20-to-1 ratio in dangerous jobs. Your womens-studies professor forgot to mention that didn’t she?

      2. avatar Jeff says:

        you’re right. it’s easier to load them up into the minivan and head for the nearest lake or ocean.

        1. avatar Chris (not one of the other 2 chris's) says:

          Dang, you beat me to it.

        2. avatar NYC2AZ says:

          Or tub… or she could grab a knife… or nitrogen gas… etc, etc, etc…

      3. avatar Chris (not one of the other 2 chris's) says:

        No, your’e right. But you don’t see men drowning their children nearly as much either.

  9. avatar William says:

    Worse than the last democrat/liberal compromise on a persons rights. At least then they gave a three-fifths compromise on how much of a persons you were.

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      Back then, the Democrats were hardly liberal or progressive.

      Still, ouch.

      1. avatar Drew says:

        They became progressive when the steady progress of civil rights and public opinion dictated that they had to resort to laws like gun control and prohibition in an attempt to undermine blacks and immigrants rights. They became liberal when they realized Kennedy’s popularity with black America gave them real power again.

  10. avatar Alex Peters says:

    You lost me at the title, “Liberal Compromise on Guns”.

    According to liberals, most the murders in this country are committed by boys, not men. You know, “children” up to 29 years old.

  11. avatar Charles5 says:

    He fancies himself a profound thinker.

    1. avatar Alex Peters says:

      Well, he does wear glasses 😉

      Probably typed this diatribe at his local Starbucks.

      1. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

        On a brightly colored Mac with a collage of his cat as the wallpaper.

        1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

          With a “coexist” sticker on the back…

        2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

          And the “Hiliary 2016” sticker under it.

        3. avatar Russ Bixby says:

          With a mauve mouse.

      2. avatar Hannibal says:

        I’m surprised he’s not wearing pajamas.

        1. avatar Gunr says:

          He probably is.

        2. avatar Rob1285 says:

          Pssht, pajamas? I love the days where I get to work from home because I get to cash in my points as an official member of the No Pants Conference Callers of America.

        3. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

          Or “men’s” Capri pants.

          Which apparently means you’re “mature” and “secure” as man now.


        4. avatar DickG says:

          Why are you surprised?
          He lives in his mom’s basement.

  12. avatar Alpo says:

    Lol. Well at least this one’s being creative…

  13. avatar Jess Banda says:

    Scary thought: his vote counteracts mine…

    1. avatar Charles5 says:

      If you want to know what is really scary, go do a search for Facebook fails and read some of the most idiotic things ever posted and your momentary laughter will be replaced with a cold, dark feeling of dread when you realize that all of these people vote.

    2. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      Not unless you live in the same place…

  14. avatar dh34 says:

    Ummm ….yeah….okay…thanks for your input. We’ll give it due consideration and get back to you. Maybe around the 32 of August.

    PS….didn’t you used to have a swastika tattooed on your forehead?

    1. avatar DickG says:

      Typical Government employee!
      You should be able to process his paperwork and get back to him at least by the 2nd Tuesday of next week!

  15. avatar DickG says:

    Hey Gooffy! Women & Men BOTH have an equal & Natural Right to defend themselves.
    “. . . then it’s time we put our collective protection in the hands of those who we can likely trust to make more rational decisions . . .”
    Typical Liberal-us Progress-EVIL-us spew to sell Government as the answer to all the problems of mankind instead of promoting personal responsibility.

  16. avatar Full Cleveland says:

    The day started better yesterday when I read the review about the Planet of the Apes.

  17. avatar Chas says:

    Yes, because men have never needed to protect themselves or their families. Oh, wait….

  18. “If we can’t agree to get rid of the guns, then it’s time we put our collective protection…”

    In the immortal words of The Shoveler; “What do you mean we?”

    1. avatar dlj95118 says:

      …nice “Mystery Men” reference!

  19. avatar Jay1987 says:

    FACEPALM… if I see one more hipster liberal idiot exclaiming the virtues of feminism & disarmament in the same article I am going to lose my cookies. Serious lib hipsters you’re not original or edgy you all think the exact same way. Wanna avoid the mainstream? Start thinkin for yourself and take some damn responsibility for your self protection, then we’ll work on your unfortunate choice of major in college. (Women’s studies?? Really dude you thought they’d hire an effeminate emasculated male over a female because??)

    P.S. Stop with the gender/race self loathing, you didn’t own slaves and you have never kept a woman down so stop with the guilt over sh1t you didn’t do liberals!

  20. That’s some funny shit there. He obviously has never met my ex wife.

  21. avatar Shire-man says:

    Isnt this horribly sexist? I’m still confused as to as the nuances of good and bad sexism/racism/ageism/etc…

    1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

      No nuance. If you’re liberal you can say anything you want, if you’re conservative you’re misogynist and racist no matter what you say.

    2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      It’s not sexism if you’re talking about oppressing men…

      Just like racism, it’s a one-way street, right?

  22. avatar Roll says:

    I wonder if this guy remebers/ is aware of the woman in chicago that stole a police officers glock and took a picture of herself with the barrel in her mouth? Make him think twice about what he said…or not

    Why do the antigunners get things so wrong all the time?

    1. avatar John says:

      because they’re basically brain dead.

  23. avatar RandallOfLegend says:

    A vast majority of gun owners (illegal and legal) are men. Therefore men commit the most gun crimes. Simple as that.

    1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      Yep. His conclusion, if we may call it that, is a glaring example of the Base Rate Fallacy.

      I’m noticing that particular fallacy is one of the most popular, because when committed, the speaker still gets to SOUND erudite and well-read by spouting “numbers.”

  24. avatar Wendy says:

    Hm…. arming all women, not a bad idea. The other… dudebro needs to rethink his life…

  25. avatar Shane Lien says:

    Luke, buddy, just concentrate on growing that beard and making sure your glasses are trendy with other hipsters. Leave the thinking to people more qualified.

    1. avatar DickG says:

      “. . . Leave the thinking to people more qualified.”
      Leave the thinking to people more qualified, AND HAVE THE PROPER TOOLS FOR THE WORK.
      There! Fix’d it fer ‘ya!

  26. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “Men, as the DOJ numbers point out, commit 90% of all homicides.”

    One year after his plan goes into effect:

    “Women, as the DOJ numbers point out, commit 100% of all shootings…”

  27. avatar Marine 03 says:

    “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!” – Gunny Hartman/Full Metal Jacket

  28. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

    Nothing like a little dose of Liberal Sexism in the morning.

    Men are no less mentally stable or unstable than women.

    1. avatar juliesa says:

      True, but men are more deadly, and commit more sexual assaults. I carry a gun and became a gun rights activist because of what some men, not women, have done to me over the years, including a creepy encounter in the grocery store just a few weeks ago.

      Not to run down all men. I think my male relatives and friends are wonderful, some bordering on heroic.

      1. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

        Sad but true, Juilesa. I am glad you have taken the steps to defend yourself.

        Those (psycho/bad) men are deadly to other men as well though, so it is up to men like myself (the good guys) to also be able to defend ourselves and our loved ones from them, just as you are able to.

      2. avatar DickG says:

        Now Practice!, Practice!, Practice!
        And, EVERY MONTH, Take a different girlfriend, sister, or female co-worker with you to the range!
        Those creepy guys will still be around, but they’ll keep their distance once they find out their game now includes a potential deadly ending for them.

        1. avatar slicer87 says:

          Sexual assualts committed by women are greatly more under-reported than assualts committed by men due to the greater shame society puts on male victims. Female victims are treated bad enough and they often don’t report sexual attacks against them, male victims are treated even worse than female victims and are much less likely to report attacks because it goes against male gender roles. This is why sexual assaults reports are pretty skewed and we really don’t have a good picture of the ratio really.

  29. avatar Kyle in CT says:

    Makes sense. Somewhere south of 10,000 men committed a crime, therefore somewhere north of 150 million men should lose their constitutional rights. Nice plan.

  30. avatar juliesa says:

    Of course he’s wrong, but golf clap for him acknowledging that women do benefit from owning guns. Most gun grabbers can’t or won’t learn that fact. Right now they’re playing into that election year #WaronWomen bullshit by pushing fake stats that show that guns are always bad for women, and much more harmful to women than to men.

  31. avatar DisThunder says:

    This guy is obviously not married or living with a lady.
    Otherwise he’d know all the crap I own is already her’s, as far as she’s concerned.

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      My gal wouldn’t touch my guns with a ten foot clichè.

      She much prefers her own.

    2. avatar Jim R says:

      Well he’s a hipster, so marraige is probably out of the question.

    3. avatar Yossarian says:

      +1 I was just about to post “He’s obviously never been married”, but will add that he’s also never had a real girlfriend (other than on the Internet, and that was probably just another man pretending to be a woman).

      This doofus is like the character of Garth Algar in “Waynes World 2” (with worse hair), before hooking up with Kim Bassinger; when he still was, “a stranger to the ways of the woman.”

  32. avatar Lee says:

    Another liberal 25k a year blogger who is playing the white night role of putting women on a pedestal. He probably wrote this article to impress a fat hipster thats already friendzoned him.

  33. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    If this guy really wants to get into it, then let’s get into it and really parse those DOJ stats to see which demographic groups are responsible for disproportionate amounts of violent crimes. Then let him sign his name to an article advocating selective confiscation on that basis. Let’s lay bare the full racist legacy and urgency of civilian disarmament, shall we?

    As for arming women, I’m all for it, but it’s not my choice to make. That it’s a woman’s choice, or anyone’s individual choice, to decide whether to arm themselves is the issue. Liberals cannot seem to separate the right to choose, from the actual choice they want people to select. Liberals figure since you won’t make the right choice on your own, that you shouldn’t have the right to choose in the first place. I find that freedom infringement an affront to human dignity.

  34. avatar SD3 says:

    “Liberal Compromise on Guns:”

    Don’t negotiate with terrorists or liberal progressives.

    1. avatar Jim R says:

      Well once all the men have no guns there will be no violence–so the women won’t need those guns anymore. So we’ll just take them from the women too…

      1. avatar JR_in_NC says:


        If anyone thinks his suggestion is the stopping point, they are deluded.

        This is just a hook, a catchy emotional plea, to move toward total disarmament.

  35. avatar John says:

    I propose a new law:

    Ivory towers are now ‘Gun Control Policy-Making Free Zones’.

    It has been shown time and again that people who live in and/or operate out of ivory towers are capable of doing irreparable harm on a national level through the proposal of radical, sweeping policy changes.

    This is especially true on the topic of gun control, which is in itself an insult to the founding principles and spirit of our nation and violates one of the amendments of our very Bill of Rights.

    It is with a heavy heart that I hereby propose that people who have demonstrated themselves to be completely disconnected from reality – apparently to the point of near-insanity – should have no power to influence or initiate measures of gun control policy.

  36. avatar former water walker says:

    Ummm…aren’t the VAST MAJORITY of “crimes of violence” committed by men who can’t legally own or carry a gun? Law abiding, legal gun owners make up an infinitesimal % of violent crimes. But it knew that…BTW ( unfortunately ) goofy reminds me a lot of my 37 year old son who lives with his grandparents-hipster musician, thinks I’m a gun nut, has no life & has bought into every leftwing progressive BS idea one can imagine. And people who call me “dude” are total idiots.

  37. avatar Puyallup devil doc says:

    By this logic, shouldn’t he also say that minorities shouldn’t be allowed to own guns? Anyway.. My gf carries far more frequently than I do (I work for the gov, can’t carry to work or leave it in the truck), and she is definitely not to be messed with. I’m a modern man, I have no problem letting her defend me. Lol..

  38. avatar Nighthawk says:

    People like him fail to realize that while 90% of the homicides are committed by men, a good majority aren’t random acts of violence. There is a purpose behind them. Not one we consider acceptable, moral, or legal, but never the less purpose driven by criminals. To eliminate a criminal competitor, revenge, affirmation of power, a means to an end like armed robbery, etc. etc. Killing to feel it, that’s quite rare and even then has nothing to do with handling or owning a firearm. The argument being made that women are more *rational* is a fallacy. All you can glean from the evidence is men are more likely to be involved in violent criminal activity. Violent criminal activity existed far before firearms, and isn’t made more dangerous with their usage unless the population is completely disarmed.

  39. avatar Accur81 says:

    If one were to apply his “reasoning” to other areas:

    1. Most cops who use excessive force are men – eliminate male cops
    2. Most troops who use excessive force against enemy prisoners are men – eliminate male troops
    3. Most road rage incidents are male drivers – ban giving driver’s licenses to males.

    As with most anti-gun arguments, the “logic” falls to pieces when applied to a non-gun area. My pro-gun, pro-freedom logic is much better: punish the criminal, not the victim. Further, respect the right of potential and actual victims to defend themselves against potential and actual criminals. Gender doesn’t matter, justice does.

    1. avatar Anonymous says:

      No – they just need to eliminate “men.” Have people only birth females. Birth a male absolutely only when necessary and eliminate him when his usefulness is over. That is the solution people. A global population of gun-free lesbians.

  40. avatar Charles Turino says:

    It is a stupid solution but I applaud his out of the box thinking. It seems he has given the issue more thought than the average politician. Kudos but back to the drawing board.

  41. avatar Anonymous says:

    Luke O’Neil???? Come on. He is as crazy as they come. If he committed a mass killing I wouldn’t be surprised.


    1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      Wow. Interesting insight into that individual’s personality.

      Lot’s of things could be said. But, it really speaks for itself. I’d say he needs professional help.

      Wow again.

      1. avatar ProfBathrobe says:

        so hatred
        very personal problems
        much unpleasant

    2. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

      Damn, dude is as psycho as he looks.

  42. avatar DaveL says:

    Any time you hear an argument of the form “we must deprive identifiable group X of civil right Y because statistically…”, you know you’re about to be deluged with, er, comment moderation.

    There’s a reason we have a Department of Justice but not a Department of Statistically Optimal Crime Reduction. They are not the same thing.

  43. avatar Dark says:

    This. This is why I stopped leaning toward the left or right.

  44. avatar Kevin says:

    Remember all liberal comprise work in this manner,: “If you give up some of your rights now, we can compromise again and again until you finally give them all up.”

  45. avatar dennis says:

    Ya know. I heard that 100% of Atomic bombs dropped where by men… they should have a permit or waiting list for these things 😛 am almost thinking there should be a cool off period for people who post their half baked ideas. at least 9 days after their last starbucks visit. is it just me or does anyone else feel tired after reading/watching this hipster nonsense.

  46. avatar Greg says:

    It was a women who stopped the first Ft. Hood shooting. Just sayin….And that’s a stupid fucking idea.

  47. avatar Kenneth says:

    I think this just shows how powerless Luke feels against the PC anti-male agenda. He wants all males to be as emasculated as himself.

  48. avatar Marv says:

    That article didn’t offend me but that beard and those glasses sure did. How am I supposed to take you seriously when you look like you flunked out of a either a women’s studies program or lumberjack school?

  49. avatar LarryinTX says:

    Yeah, yeah, I didn’t even read the comments, but I know you guys were mean. I just have to say something nice here, that’s the kinda guy I am. Here we go; you cannot accuse this guy of false advertising, he looks *exactly* like the fruitcake he really is.

  50. avatar Marcus Aurelius says:


    There is no collective protection.

    There, much better.

    Also, how are we going to disarm all men if we can’t disarm the single digit percentage that commits all the murders?

    1. avatar esitue says:

      Also, how are we going to disarm all men if we can’t disarm the single digit percentage that commits all the murders?

      Not CAN’T…WON’T It’s not so much a Progressive world view that allows these murders to happen, it’s a Progressive Tactic to encourage it by every covert means available as a means to an end (the physical destruction of America)

      1. avatar DickG says:

        Most people don’t know the difference between the words “can’t” and “won’t”.
        Of those few who do, most believe you don’t.

  51. avatar Cubbie says:

    Hey Luke, it’s 90% of all homicides are committed by men, not 90% of all men commit homicides.

  52. avatar Scrubula says:

    I’m just gonna take this as a joke and forget that people can be this stupid.

  53. avatar Mike says:

    Classic case of projection, just like his fellow liberals, he’s too unable to control his emotions to make logical decisions, so he projects his inadequacy to control himself on others.

  54. avatar BDub says:

    Well, we all know that massive gender-based generalizations are the bedrock of great policy….right?

  55. avatar PeterC says:

    What’s that schmutz in his mustache?

    1. avatar JoeVK says:

      Probably his mommy’s breast milk.

  56. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Looks like the guy is high. He really should not write when tripping the light fantastic.

  57. avatar Daily Beatings says:

    Penn Jillette already made this argument about arming all the women, abet much more entertaining:

    Starts at 14:47

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