I have this friend who owns lots of guns. Keeps one on his hip and the rest in a safe, as well he should. His wife is a binge drinker. Hard core. Nasty drunk. One day he told me he’s always worried about his wife somehow gaining access to one of his guns and doing something stupid with it. He wouldn’t say what. I told him a safe’s not safe enough. Remove all the guns from your house save your EDC, and maybe even that. And then remove all his wives from his house bar none. He nodded. But I don’t like to leave her alone in the house without access to a gun, he said. Imagine that.
