“‘The authorities are turning a blind eye. They’re being bought off by the gun lobby and it makes America a dangerous place. When Elise goes to school that will definitely be in my mind. I love America but if they continue to do absolutely nothing and the scale and volume of the outrages continues to accelerate, there’ll come a point when I think ‘I don’t want to be here with young children.'” Pier Morgan quoted in Piers Morgan’s star secrets [via mirror.co.uk]
Oh Piers, don’t tease us.
You blokes touched him last. Enjoy.
We are planning on deporting him. We are going to put him on a transport and drop him over northern England under cover of darkness. He will be kicked out with a WWII surplus parachute and $Billion pounds in counter fit currency.
He doesn’t have to go home, but he can’t stay here. Maybe France? They ought to LOVE him over there.
Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out.
Maybe hell move to Mexico. They have great gun control laws on the books so its a super safe place.
K, bye.
Dude – piss off and leave already
I don’t know, maybe it would be better if he stayed on TV here, he does such a good job making the anti-gun lobby look stupid.
+1
Piers I’ll gladly hold the door open for you as you leave. Then lock chain and guard it so you wont come back. It’s been real, it’s been great it’s just NOT been real great. GTFO!!!!!!!!
Can someone make sure Jeremy Clarkson is at Heathrow when this wanker lands?
Now THAT would make my day, anytime someone slugs that jagoff the world wins a little.
Ordinarily I wouldn’t advocate violence, even against a waste of organs like Piers, but I’d pay for footage of him locked in a 10’x10′ room Clarkson for 15 minutes.
“Could We Really Lose Piers Morgan?”
God willing.
I prefer to think of it as “gaining” a better America without him here. I feel like we could even help him find some very nice schools in Europe that he can send his kid(s) to and pat himself on the back with all the other socialists.
I’m visualizing PM wearing a Redcoat, white wig, and carrying a Brown Bess crying out that America still belongs to the Monarchy.
It’s easy to imagine him being hanged now. Thank you for that.
STFU, GTFO and FOAD.
Good Lord. Is Great Britain deluded enough to take him back?
With his work history being so poor does anyone really want him outside
of US Media that looks the other way as long as their agenda is met?
I heard that CNN is not letting him go. However, his new position does not involve air time, although he’ll be in the studios. He will be issued his mop and bucket as soon as negotiations are concluded, provided his Green Card is renewed.
“Lose” implies we’ll actually miss. Or go looking for him.
I’d prefer “Kick him out of the country for being an idiot”.
I once “lost” an unwanted item down the hole of a porta potti. I think of “losing” Morgan sort of like that.
If he hates American’s love of guns, he can just leave and go home and get killed by some crazy person while everyone watches and does nothing because they are not allowed by law. Sorry for the run-on sentence.
Goodbye.
What was his name again?
Pete something….. No… Paul something…. No, that still doesn’t sound right. Gimme a minute, it’ll come to me.
His name rhymes with the thing you walk off of when you want to kill yourself
Pier?
Yeah!
Pier McGoo!
No….McGee? No….. McGuffin? Mcmuffin…. Tip of my tongue…help me out here.
I believe his name is spunk guzzling c0ck gobbler. I could be mistaken.
Nah. That would imply he was good for something.
Sour grapes. His job is on the line again. He is saying this to justify why he is leaving.
GTFO and go back to England, you damn Tory.
I strongly doubt he’s a Tory. In England the Tories are the good guys. He’s probably Labor Party (socialist-commie) all the way.
Why is it that people like this waste of space leave their home country, but get upset when America isn’t just like the country they left behind?
The idea behind traveling is to go somewhere that is different then the place you just left, don’t like it here, go back or find some place different.
“‘The authorities are turning a blind eye. They’re
being bought off by the gun lobbypassing laws to make lawful self defense impossible and it makesAmericaEngland a dangerous place. When Elise goes to school that will definitely be in my mind. I loveAmericaEngland but if they continue to do absolutely nothing and the scale and volume of the outrages continues to accelerate, there’ll come a point when I think ‘I don’t want to be here with young children.’”There f*ck face I fixed it for you. Little Elise has a statistically insignificant 0.001% chance of being a victim of a school shooting versus her 0.0001% chance in England. However, her odds of being severely injured or killed as a victim of violent crime are significantly</em) higher on your stinking island than they are here.
Let me know how your search for a utopia turns out.
Piers don’t tease us.
Just go already.
Anywhere but here.
CNN is pulling his plug. Probably no one else wants him or will pay him anywhere near as much as CNN. His comments to the Mirror are his way of making it look like his own decision. Who would ever buy the story about “fearing for his daughter’s safety” when she’s old enough for school? Any school she attends will be well protected whether it ‘s here or in Britain.
“I love America. I just don’t care for the things that make it different from England.”
A brit telling us we shouldn’t own guns is like a tobacco company telling us we shouldn’t get chemotherapy.
Peeeyaaahs is such a steeeyooopid mon!
I still have that pre-paid one way ticket i bought for him when he first spouted off I have a pen and envelope in hand all I need is an address and a stamp….
For f*ck sake just leave already Piers.
Cya!!
The statement is wrong on its face, because the pace and scale of the “outrages” is not accelerating. Only his breathless reporting of them.
Authorities? Hate to break it to you Piers. We ain’t peasants or serfs. Go back to your trailer park of a country and kiss the queens……..
Oh Piers you yeast infected cvm bubble you tease well as I said to my ex wife when she left good riddance you blood sucking thunder cvnt.
I have a crisp Benjamin that says he owns a gun in NY. On one of the shows he blurted out that the constitution applies to him, and even he can own a gun. How would he know that? On another show he said he’s fine with a gun for self defense. It would not even shock me to learn that he has a carry permit. I say let him stay to become the new latest face of hypocrisy in NYC.
Door, ass, etc.
Well, we can dream.
Since his ratings have dropped and it looks like he may lose his prime tv slot, this may just be a ruse to go out with a political bang. Rather than be fired or take a lessor tv slot, he may leave on the grounds that “America is just too darned dangerous and they’re too ignorant to pass gun controls like the rest of the civilized world…”
Don’t let the door hit your *** on your way out guy…
Or as my granddaughter says, “don’t let the door hit ya,where the good lord split ya”
Less of the “stinking island” please, what makes you think we want the opinionated idiot back?
My day won’t be complete until Ralph signs on and refers to him as Pierced Organ. That always makes me endanger my keyboard.
What’s wrong, just not feeling the love? Good, now GTFO!
To Quote Ray Charles:
“(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more.)”
He’s as bad as a fourteen year old girl who keeps talking about how she might maybe someday run away from home if her parents don’t raise he allowance.
I seem to recall something of a bother where we fought a war to send pugnacious, self serving royalist twits who wished to tell us how to live back to England. When was that? 1770 something if memory serves?
I feel confident in saying that Piers need not make excuses for leaving, or even linger to say his good byes. I cannot fathom that he’ll be missed in the first place. Such arrogance to think we’d change to keep him around.
The last part baffles me… Where does Piers want to be with young children?
Neverland?
complete arrogant clueless ahole. The leader of liberal land,Britan wants you back so you can face charges,PLEASE go we will take up a raffle to buy you ticket!
Well… take Elise and GTFO. I don’t recall the American people wanting you here to begin with.
“there’ll come a point when I think ‘I don’t want to be here with young children.’”
You’re absolutely right, Piers. America is no happy place for a pompous British twit and his spoiled child.
Please get the hell out of here Piers. Your life is in imagined danger, go, leave our shores for a safer place, like Nairobi!!!!!
I swear, do Liberals not know how to read graphs? Because every single graph in existence (and the evidence for those graphs) shows a downward trend not only in gun violence, but violence in general.
That can be the only explanation for why they think crime is going up… they’re reading the graph backwards.
He should go back to the UK where J. Clarkson from Top Gear can punch him in the face again.
Mr Smitty
Didn’t Alec Baldwin say he would move to France if George Bush was re-elected? Maybe Alley Boy and Pierced Organ can move in together.
My day is officially complete.
Yes, please, go back to your utopian police state where your kid has triple the chance of being raped or the victim of a violent crime.
But I’m sure it’ll give you great comfort to know that when she shows up beaten and sodomized in a hospital, a gun wasn’t involved.
Who invited him here in the first place? Not me. Anyway take whomever invited you with you.
This is old news. I will say now what I said then. Bye!
“I don’t want to be here with young children.’”
Good! Young children don’t want you here either.
GTFO then. P.O.S.
Always looks like he’s ready for his daily enema.
To quote Curly Bill Brocius from Tombstone: “Well . . . Bye”
We don’t want you propagating your defective genes here. Leave already.
…so all we have to do to get him to leave is…nothing?
Perfect.
Can we start a fundraiser to buy his plane ticket?
Faster, please.
Where can he possibly go to find the level of tolerance he’s enjoyed here? Does he speak Spanish?
Private ownership of guns is so much more restricted in Mexico, so Piers should feel a lot safer there. I think he should be sent on a long investigative assignment in Juarez.
America is doing lots of stuff. Like fighting the government tyranny, protecting our constitution, and throwing a nation wide party as Peirce and his twat family gtfo.
Can’t CNN relocate Piers Morgan to somewhere close to his beliefs, such as the south-side of Chicago?
i will leave here, my feelings about piers morgan……..as follows.
Is he considering going back to England? I so, jail for Piers. Hope he ends up with a 300 lb (dont know the metric conversion) cell mate that insists on knocking all his teeth out because he doesn’t like do chance them dragging along his c*** while he’s slamming his head between his legs by his hair.
Seriously though, aren’t we tired of concerning ourselves with this fellow?
It is easier to lose a case of Herpes
I’m sure he’d be right at home in Canada.
I’ll help him pack!
He should go back to England, with the growing population of the “religion of pieces” all throughout Europe. I am sure all will be calm.
“Lose” is the wrong word, as “Lose” implies misplacing something you are trying to find.
I suspect most people here would be just as happy if he left the country and never returned, therefore I would substitute “Lose” with “Finally be rid of”.
I seem to recall that during WWII the Britts prayed daily for more Americans with guns. PM is poor student of his own history. OR maybe he can’t come to grips with the fact that Americans with guns kicked their asses, then we turned around and saved their asses…
I will gladly donate money to get a shipping container on the slowest freighter in the world to ship him home in. Provided the container is on the very bottom of the stack.
Good riddance dipshit!
Though please Piers, let us know when you plan to go so we can schedule celebrations.
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Damn auto formatting!!
Just a heads up this anti starts selling a book today called (of all things) “Shooting Straight:…”. Absolutely on my do NOT BUY! He has a “G” complex thing going.