By Nick J.
“Why do you need that?” The question that plagues every rightful gun-owner in America, and quite likely you are thinking the same about my mall-ninja-esque Red Ryder. But it has all the evil, telltale features of a politician-designated “Assault Weapon,” sporting a holographic sight, a foregrip, and a whopping 300 round capacity! So, why do I need it? . . .
Well I don’t, but that’s not the point is it? The point is that it’s my right to have it (as silly as it looks), just as much as it is my right to have the Mossberg it sits next to in the closet, or the 1911 in a case under my desk: a right that countless brave men and women have fought, and died to uphold. It is a right that I will uphold as long as I draw breath.
(No Red Ryder BB guns were harmed in the writing of this post.)