Regular readers of theonion.com know that the humor site pumps out out a fair amount of anti-gun agitprop. Fortunately, gun control advocates have about as much of a sense of humor as Germans. Only anti-gunners don’t laugh at fatal negligent discharges. Anyway, the Onion map above gives a state-by-state analysis of whether or not any given state should arms its teachers. Make the jump for the guide, which offers a unique insight into American gun culture (e.g. Texas doesn’t need to arm teachers because “students have enough firepower to protect themselves”). Fun! . . .