God knows why WSPA-TV thought this police report was newsworthy. That said, the fact that we found the non-newsworthiness of this story newsworthy isn’t particularly newsworthy either. Anyway . . . “A plastic bag of 12 gauge shotguns shells were found inside a church child care room. Spartanburg County deputies were called to First Baptist North Spartanburg on Asheville Highway on Sunday. Deputies say a church worker found the shotgun shells inside a cabinet in one of the special needs child care rooms. The items were placed into evidence to be destroyed.” As Spartanburg Steel Products forklift operator and veteran commentator Richard Stockman pointed out, “What a waste. The Bible says not to waste. I’m sure some church member could have used those shotgun shells.” Amen.