Everyone knows Storm Troopers can’t hit squat. Now, if they do get their sights lined up, they won’t elicit so much as an ouch from their targets. Equally, I’m sure a Jedi knight could stop a NERF dart mid-flight. What’s more, the Storm Trooper rifle – complete with NERF Rampage internals (the elite version of the old school NERF Raider) – positions the mag horizontally. Like horizontal stripes on clothing, even when worn by a Hungarian supermodel, that’s a really bad idea. As for NRFB Star Wars-themed darts, huh? I do, however, love the . . .
NERF dart-shooting Millenium Falcon toy. Sure, it’s a bit unwieldy. But I would have spent countless hours playing with it, setting up targets for strafing runs and scarpering with those HYPERDRIVE sound effects. You know; if I was a couple of years younger.
Anyway, in case you were wondering if America’s gun culture had been PC’ed to death, no. No it hasn’t. In fact, I wonder how long it will be before someone mods one of these guns to shoot
bullets paintballs. How long? Not long.